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| MatthewV |
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:20 am Post subject: 1 |
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| Death Mage's first response was awesome. Thank you. |
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| The Great Crep'er |
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:46 am Post subject: 0 |
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395. You're very comfortable to go along with counting bloopers because other GLers made them.
396. When someone talks about the PM, your first thought is Private Message |
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| jesternl |
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:02 am Post subject: -1 |
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394. You see a picture of a manatee and think of the GL:
The pic was named 'First contact' and I think it's pretty awesome. |
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| Thok |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:30 pm Post subject: -2 |
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| Jack_Ian wrote: |
| 382. You know a member that was only 98% Human. |
383. You wonder if 382 is a stealth insult about your glasses or pacemaker. |
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| Jack_Ian |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:34 pm Post subject: -3 |
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| The Great Crep'er wrote: |
| I am 100% human. I even have the bloodwork to prove it. |
382. You know a member that was only 98% Human. |
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| Death Mage |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:08 pm Post subject: -4 |
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| Having to explain would ruin the flavor. |
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| MNOWAX |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:38 pm Post subject: -5 |
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| 381: Knowing you have work to do when you get in. Not in the office, at the GL. |
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| The Great Crep'er |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:46 pm Post subject: -6 |
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| Death Mage wrote: |
| Damn spambots! |
Uh, bots? I am 100% human. I even have the bloodwork to prove it. |
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| Death Mage |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:46 am Post subject: -7 |
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| Damn spambots! |
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| The Great Crep'er |
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:22 am Post subject: -8 |
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379. You name your first born after MNOWAX
380. You bump an old-ass thread just to see how other GLers react |
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| jesus_saves |
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: -9 |
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| 378. You don t know what you want to eat for dinner so you check the "What are you eating?" thread to see what you also should be eating. |
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| alphatango |
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: -10 |
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374. You wonder why everyone forgot about announcing page numbers after page 6.
375. You haven't been around long enough to know what "pika swore in chat!" could possibly be referring to, but you have evil plans involving a GLer, kidnap, and an interrogation in a dungeon. Said GLer will be allowed to go free after questioning, of course, if they can solve a fiendish puzzle.
376. You remember your first GL puzzle (Dynamite) and think your life for the past few years would have been much more fun if you'd joined the forums then.
377. You wake up at 0300 and your first thought is that GLers from the other side of the world might be online. |
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| Courk |
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:29 pm Post subject: -11 |
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The other day I had 5 windows open -- all the GL. And two of the windows had 2 tabs -- also all on the GL. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject: -12 |
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373. You often have the GL open in one window, then open another to do something else, but think 'I should check the GL' so you do until you realize that you now have the GL open in both windows and you can't remember what you were originally going to do.
(That's for Courk.) |
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| worm |
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:55 am Post subject: -13 |
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| 372. you think 359's been done before...well, sort of:) |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:13 am Post subject: -14 |
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| 371. You check Courk's post multiple times to see if she hid a number in there to throw you off. |
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| Courk |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: -15 |
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OMG, that should be the next polling tournament.  |
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| wordcross |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: -16 |
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| 370. You are constantly tempted to yell "Crap Logic!™" at your teachers. |
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| Dread Pirate Westley |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject: -17 |
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| 369 You are stunned to realize the possibility that GL logic may actually be adequate for real life situations. |
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| mith |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject: -18 |
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367. While you manage to hold off on the making a new forum for the purposes of a rather silly joke, you spend the next 12 hours trying to come up with a decent reply to symptom 359.
368. You decide that the next polling tournament should be "favorite symptom of addiction to the GL", to determine what the top 10 really are. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject: -19 |
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| 366. You realize that after reading #362, #363 is in direct contradiction, but you don't care because it had a little different wording. |
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| Ctorj |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject: -20 |
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361. You know how to pronounce Ctorj.
362. You've read all of the reasons and sigh when someone posts a duplicate.
363. Your name appears as the last post for every forum in the forum index and you keep refreshing, hoping for it to change, so that you can respond. |
@Jack_Iam for 361. I am also guilty of 363. All day. During work. May I add...
364. Sometimes you put work on hold to finish up a post fearing someone else will post before you.
365. You try to post a movie guess before jangler does. |
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| Jack_Ian |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:11 pm Post subject: -21 |
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361. You know how to pronounce Ctorj.
362. You've read all of the reasons and sigh when someone posts a duplicate.
363. Your name appears as the last post for every forum in the forum index and you keep refreshing, hoping for it to change, so that you can respond. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject: -22 |
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360. You realize that the GL has come full-circle.  |
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| MatthewV |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:19 am Post subject: -23 |
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| 359. (for mith) You consider making a new forum just so you have another place to check every five minutes. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:46 am Post subject: -24 |
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| 358. You find that the lessons in logic that you learned on the GL while debating about mafia, politics, and the likes can help you in real life (like when you have to participate in discussions for online classes). |
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| Courk |
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: -25 |
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356. You spend a good few days compiling every single mafia game played on these boards that can still be located. (I need help.)
357. You get mad at people playing mafia in real life when the cop casts the lynching vote on the person she checked that night and found to be innocent. Then you realize not everyone has played and discussed mafia as extensively as folks on here do. But still... |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:05 am Post subject: -26 |
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| 355. You realize that like the countdown thread, people often cannot get numbers right. However, you still have symptom #352, so you only give it a passing glance. |
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| zorT Kitty |
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: -27 |
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354. You forget what thread you're in. But you see numbers! But you KNOW you didn't click on the countdown thread.... You start convulsing... Has this thread been hijacked too?
*shudder*
[edit] fixes number [/edit] |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:33 pm Post subject: -28 |
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@ Courk. |
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| Courk |
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: -29 |
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Can't remember if I posted this before, but:
353. A forum is yellow, so you check it. You post. You exit and see that it's yellow, so you check it again. And it's just your post. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: -30 |
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| 352. When people repeat numbers, it still doesn't bother you. |
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| MatthewV |
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:01 am Post subject: -31 |
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350. You stopped waiting on #40  |
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| Courk |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:22 pm Post subject: -32 |
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Heh, I've come to ignore the moving papers. They look like they're doing a little can-can dance.  |
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| NeocortX |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject: -33 |
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349. Everything you look at registers in your mind as:
Orange means "New",
White means "Old",
Black means "Dead".
350. ...and pulsating from left-to-right means "Popular". |
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| MatthewV |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:26 pm Post subject: -34 |
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| 348 j00 c4n r34d 1337 b3c453 j00 h4d 2 r34d t3h g33 331 0n 4pr11 f001z d41. |
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| NeocortX |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:26 am Post subject: -35 |
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345. You've posted in a Top 10, only to find out you've (somewhat) repeated what others have said.
346. You've copied down every single one of your posts into a huge Word document, just in case (heaven forbid) the site breaks down.
347. You hope that one day, your 100-page document will sell as a novel. |
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| wordcross |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:13 am Post subject: -36 |
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| 344) You remember when all of these recent symptoms were posted the first time around... |
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| NeocortX |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:47 am Post subject: -37 |
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342. You spend even more of your precious little time, reading through Archived Threads
343. even though you weren't a part of any of 'em. |
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| NeocortX |
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:41 am Post subject: -38 |
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| 341. Your GL "social life" is more active than your RL "social life" (see #293). |
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