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| Buzzsaw |
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:50 pm Post subject: 1 |
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I wanted to share with you several of the reasons I have for voting for Pablo
1) - When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls, all of them from Pablo.
2) - Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustraphobia, and the fear of Pablo is called logic.
3) - Pablo has a kodiak bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
4) - Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Pablo stories.
5) - There used to be a street named after Pablo but it was changed because nobody crosses Pablo and lives.
6) - Pablo died 20 yrs ago, death just hasn't built up enough courage to tell him yet.
7) - One time a police officer pulled over Pablo. The police officer was lucky to leave with a warning.
8) - Pablo won on American Idol using only sign language.
9) - Pablo and superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
10) - Pablo can cut through a hot knife wth butter.
11) - Pablo won the world series of poker using Pokemon cards.
12) - Pablo doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it instead.
13) - Death once had a near Pablo experience.
14) - Pablo has counted to infinity several times.
15) - When the Boogieman goes to sleep at night he has nightmares of Pablo.
16) - Pablo was bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and swelling the rattlesnake died.
17) - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Pablo lets live.
18) - Pablo doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
19) - We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Pablo.
20) - Pablo doesn't wear a watch. Pablo decides what time it is.
21) - Pablo's blood type is AK-47.
22) - Pablo was in all the star war films as "the force".
23) - Pablo puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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| itisally |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:02 pm Post subject: 0 |
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| sounds like he is avoiding the high property tax and shopping acress the river. lol |
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| Thok |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:33 am Post subject: -1 |
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| The Potter wrote: |
| He moved near Portland but in Washington. |
Yes. Pablo prefers to live in a state with no income tax but a high sales tax, even though he is retired (and not getting an income) but still buys things. |
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| The Potter |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:58 am Post subject: -2 |
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| He moved near Portland but in Washington. |
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| groza528 |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:43 am Post subject: -3 |
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| Oh, I thought he moved back? Did that not actually happen? |
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| Thok |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:34 am Post subject: -4 |
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I hope none of you thought I was belittling the intelligence of Pablo or any other Oregonian, because if so you've completely missed the punchline of my post.
And that would be a travesty. |
You've seem to have confused Oregon with Seattle. And that's a travesty.
Also, Pablo does not lives in Oregon, which he considers a travesty. (Oregon, not the fact that he doesn't live there.) |
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| Buzzsaw |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:15 am Post subject: -5 |
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| Vote Pablo, cartel leader. |
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| groza528 |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:58 am Post subject: -6 |
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| Zag wrote: |
| I totally support Pablo. ... not as a political candidate, of course -- don't be insane. But I support him as a person I like, admire, and respect. |
Oh, me too. I'd probably support him as a political candidate for that matter. I hope none of you thought I was belittling the intelligence of Pablo or any other Oregonian, because if so you've completely missed the punchline of my post.
And that would be a travesty. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:33 am Post subject: -7 |
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| DPW, you want to commit mass homicide by destroying all forms of life in the Solar System (minus Superman)? |
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| Dread Pirate Westley |
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:10 am Post subject: -8 |
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| I want to throw Superman into the sun. |
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| Death Mage |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:37 pm Post subject: -9 |
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How come nobody wants to throw me into the sun?
Oh who am I kidding? Everyone wants to throw me into the sun. That's why I'm not on the list, to give someone else a chance. |
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| Zag |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:13 pm Post subject: -10 |
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| I totally support Pablo. ... not as a political candidate, of course -- don't be insane. But I support him as a person I like, admire, and respect. |
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| groza528 |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:11 pm Post subject: -11 |
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| I just realized it's possible Pablo didn't know exactly what he was getting into here... This link may help Pablo and any other confused Oregonians. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:16 pm Post subject: -12 |
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| I just realized the Pablo of the poll is probably Pablo of the GL. I don't support him unless the poll is changed to RSA's suggestion. Are there take-backs? |
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| The Ragin' South Asian |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:27 pm Post subject: -13 |
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| So we're voting on who gets thrown into the sun by Superman, right? |
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| 3iff |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject: -14 |
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| What is a priceline negotiator? |
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| groza528 |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject: -15 |
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| That's the same reason I voted for Pablo! |
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| Zag |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:02 pm Post subject: -16 |
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| I'm going to vote for Cthulhu. Why bother with the lesser evil? |
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| Death Mage |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:59 pm Post subject: -17 |
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| I was going to vote for the last option, because I thought it said Potato. |
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| Superman* |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:30 pm Post subject: -18 |
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| Regrettably, I had to throw Jedo the Jedi into the sun. |
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| Jedo the Jedi |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:27 pm Post subject: -19 |
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| Thok wrote: |
Aquaman is OUTRAGEOUS, and anybody who votes against for him should be shot. And then thrown into the sun by Superman.  |
Fixed. |
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| Thok |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:15 pm Post subject: -20 |
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Aquaman is OUTRAGEOUS, and anybody who votes against him should be shot. And then thrown into the sun by Superman.  |
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| 3iff |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:19 am Post subject: -21 |
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| How about "None of the above". We need this option in British elections. |
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| The Potter |
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:41 am Post subject: -22 |
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After debates, attack ads, conspiracies and corruption the election in some country is finally just around the corner.
Vote Today! |
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