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| MatthewV |
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:23 pm Post subject: 1 |
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| We now have craigslist to try our luck with! |
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| Pablo |
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:37 pm Post subject: 0 |
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| Antrax wrote: |
| No, the pick-up scene is horrifying and impossible to win. Worst breeding ground ever. |
Try a Batman T-shirt.  |
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| Antrax |
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:14 am Post subject: -1 |
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| No, the pick-up scene is horrifying and impossible to win. Worst breeding ground ever. |
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| luminous* |
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:56 am Post subject: -2 |
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"hold on, just... let me show you my sex tape."
-from a dude reaching for his iphone after i turned down his offer to buy me a drink
"yeah are you into astronomy? i've got a telescope. chicks dig telescopes."
-jury's still out on whether he meant an actual telescope or not
moral of the story is, dudes are horrifying |
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| Pablo |
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:00 pm Post subject: -3 |
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Get out your cell phone and pretend to be talking on it. Walk up to....very near your target, and say into the phone, making sure she hears you:
"Yes, I found her. She's right here. OK, thank you."
Then, turn to the girl, who is by now intrigued with your phone conversation, and tell her, "That was Cupid". |
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| itisally |
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:31 pm Post subject: -4 |
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I recall a friend whe was asked, "Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
They were together for years. |
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| raekuul |
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject: -5 |
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MNO: Bad implications are bad.
Antrax: Were they worth keeping? Or did you convince them that you were all natural? |
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| Antrax |
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:58 am Post subject: -6 |
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| Why is the entire content of your post in spoiler tags? You wouldn't believe how many girls that one picked up for me |
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| MNOWAX |
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:56 pm Post subject: -7 |
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| raekuul wrote: |
Because Captain Planet only comes when five kids ask him to?
[/couldn't resist] |
wow. EPIC WIN! I'm so going to use tat now! |
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| raekuul |
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:04 am Post subject: -8 |
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Because Captain Planet only comes when five kids ask him to?
[/couldn't resist] |
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| MNOWAX |
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:34 am Post subject: -9 |
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| Pablo wrote: |
Here's the best line ever used on me. I was in a bar and wearing a stupid Batman t-shirt.....many years ago. A young lady, clearly under the influence came up to me and the following conversation took place:
Her: "Hey, is it true what they say about Batman?"
Me: "I don't know, what do they say?".
Her: "That I'm gonna f*ck him". |
That is epic why don't i get that with my Captain planet T-shirt?
No I don't own one, but I had to think about a bad super hero |
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| Sentran |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:04 pm Post subject: -10 |
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| Does this smell like chloroform to you? |
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| Neo |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:06 am Post subject: -11 |
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| I put the sensual in non-consensual. |
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| Pablo |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:51 am Post subject: -12 |
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Here's the best line ever used on me. I was in a bar and wearing a stupid Batman t-shirt.....many years ago. A young lady, clearly under the influence came up to me and the following conversation took place:
Her: "Hey, is it true what they say about Batman?"
Me: "I don't know, what do they say?".
Her: "That I'm gonna f*ck him". |
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| referee |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:18 am Post subject: -13 |
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dang, if you want to get Sessie, at the very least you could rhyme that up.
Made up on the spot:
Violets are blue
Roses are red
I like peanut butter
Wanna see my bed? |
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| Sentran |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:24 am Post subject: -14 |
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Used by me: Nice breasts, mind if I play with them for a while?
Used by me: Yar! Prepare t'be boarded!
NOT used: I eat more pussy than cervical cancer. |
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| Sessie |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:14 am Post subject: -15 |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
Wanna f**k?
Yeah, he was serious. |
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| Gomez* |
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:05 am Post subject: -16 |
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| Do you wanna have sex? Or do I owe you an apology? - Dennis Leary |
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| MNOWAX |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:34 pm Post subject: -17 |
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| Dread Pirate Westley wrote: |
| MNOWAX wrote: |
Hi! I'm Mike!
doesn't work well, if your name is not Mike... |
Hi! I'm not Mike!
Ironically, this one may not work well if your name actually is Mike. |
not funny story I lost one of my ex girlfriends to that pick up line |
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| Jack_Ian |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:59 pm Post subject: -18 |
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You don't sweat much for a fat bird.
Aw Shit! Something's wrong with my phone....Your number's not in it. |
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| Zag |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:48 pm Post subject: -19 |
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| I assume that everyone has heard the "I wish I were a DNA helicase..." joke, right? ... because I want to unzip your genes. |
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| dethwing |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:46 pm Post subject: -20 |
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| Are you differentiatable baby? Cause I want to be tangent to your curves. |
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| Dread Pirate Westley |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:15 am Post subject: -21 |
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| MNOWAX wrote: |
Hi! I'm Mike!
doesn't work well, if your name is not Mike... |
Hi! I'm not Mike!
Ironically, this one may not work well if your name actually is Mike. |
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| raekuul |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:19 am Post subject: -22 |
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| Hi there, what's your name? |
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| Quailman |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:14 am Post subject: -23 |
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"How do you get through airport security, cause baby, you da bomb!"
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
Or just start an innocent conversation with a simple question like "Boxers or briefs?". No, wait... |
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| MatthewV |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:57 am Post subject: -24 |
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| Trojan Horse wrote: |
| Let GL
d
(q) be the group of invertible dxd matrices with entries in F
q
, the field of q elements. GL
d
(q) acts on the d-dimensional vector space (F
q
) d in the usual way, by matrix multiplication. I'm looking for all subgroups of GL
d
(q) containing an element of prime power order, where that element acts irreducibly on a subspace of (F
q
) d of dimension at least (floor of d/3). |
It works every time you get it right  |
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| MNOWAX |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:30 am Post subject: -25 |
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Hi! I'm Mike!
doesn't work well, if your name is not Mike... |
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| Pablo |
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:49 am Post subject: -26 |
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| Someone mentioned the subject in another thread, so.....what's the best (or worst, or funniest, or lamest) pickup line you've ever heard.... or even if you haven't heard....maybe just made up and never had the guts to use? |
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