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mithrandir
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 Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:11 pm Post subject: 1 |
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Tired of spending hours of frustration puzzling over a math problem? Need a Mafia moderator? Just need something to talk to when you are lonely? Forget 5x5? Your problems are solved. Introducing: mith 6.3. mith 6.3 is a fully functional intellegence program that acts just like a normal human being *or* a calculator, your choice! mith 6.3 can take care of all of your puzzle solving needs, and comes with a game moderation module installed, free! In this special GL offer you can also get your very own bridge, also free with purchase! While your competition is still puzzling over needles, mith 6.3 will give you the answer yesterday! Amazing! Just listen to this endorsement from the world famous JeffK:
"I si the l33t JEFFK! Wehn I first treid MITH 6.3, I haev my duobts. But, tihs produck axully works!!!!!11 Not liek that LOSAR Jerry. As sooon as I installed MITH 6.3, and h4x0red it into my L33T motherbored, it haev everythign doen YESTERDAY!!!!111 MITH 6.3 even insulted the entier wurld and called tehm CLOWNSSHOOS!!!!1 THANX0r, MITH 6.#!!!!!!!!!111"
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Comes with Luna virus 2.3. Offer only good in the US, Texas, and the UK. Offer void in the US. Residents of cities out side Tyler or Manchester must include $42000000000000 for shipping and handling. Offer expires 8/30/2001BC. |
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Lepton
1:41+ Arse Scratcher
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:44 pm Post subject: 2 |
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When *I'm* bored, I like to write stories.
How about you, Mith? |
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mole
Subterranean Member
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 3:28 am Post subject: 3 |
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It can even use HTML in its posts!
Ok, here's a problem I heard in my physics class. We were starting all this stuff about electricity and stuff and the room goes silent just long enough for this question to be asked:
"Hey George, what unit is voltage measured in?"
I know this is a bit more advanced than the 5x5 you've encountered in the past, but I think this person needs your help...
-mole |
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 4:47 am Post subject: 4 |
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| EEEEEM please order me a copy. |
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Internet Stranger
Paragon of Mafia Hunters
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 5:50 pm Post subject: 5 |
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The sad part is that this is even funnier to a small subset of people.
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"I didn't know she was your sister I swear!"
The current legendary track record of the Paragon of Mafia Hunters:
21 mafia (1 by suicide)
2 wolves
2 guerillas
1 Krayt Dragon
1 Jabba the Hut
1 Bothan Spy
1 madman
1 traitorous mole
2 saved towns
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2001 10:54 pm Post subject: 6 |
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| As sooon as I installed MITH 6.3, and h4x0red it into my L33T motherbored, it haev everythign doen YESTERDAY!!!!111 |
I would have to conclude, that is the funniest line. |
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VinnyQ
Vi Ni Kiu
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2001 10:54 pm Post subject: 7 |
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| mith 6.0 - how many million is in an international billion? |
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justindl
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| Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 1:28 am Post subject: 8 |
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| do you make a ti-83+ version? can i have it? do you want to do my algebra homework for me? ::shudder:: do you wanna show my work? COOL!!! |
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