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Mog
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:50 am Post subject: 41 |
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To blend in with the butter, duh.
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[This message has been edited by Mog (edited 03-29-2002 09:50 PM).] |
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SaberKitty
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:04 am Post subject: 42 |
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| incorrect moggy, I'm surprised! |
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Neo
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:09 am Post subject: 43 |
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Elephants don't paint their feet you silly goose!
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blueberry coolpop: "I pick NEO-- can I go home now?? "
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SaberKitty
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:14 am Post subject: 44 |
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really? I always heard it like this...
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside down in custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant hide upside down in custard?
No? Shows you how well hidden they are.
But i like yours better it flows
-I probably should have put something up to the extent of "new sequence"
[This message has been edited by SaberKitty (edited 03-29-2002 10:15 PM).] |
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Neo
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:17 am Post subject: 45 |
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I'd really never heard them. I was just taking a wild guess
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SaberKitty
one can always be hopeful...
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:41 am Post subject: 46 |
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Anyone know any others?
neo-if you're my assasin, wow! I'd be very dead  |
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Flash Bazbo
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:46 am Post subject: 47 |
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| You asked for it, Kitty... How do you catch an elephant with a milk carton, binoculars, and a pair of tweezers? |
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robichelli
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:49 am Post subject: 48 |
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| Tell him to drink the milk while looking through the binoculars with the pair of tweezers? |
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Flash Bazbo
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:52 am Post subject: 49 |
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| Nnnnope! You're leaving out an important step, robichelli! |
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Neo
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:16 am Post subject: 50 |
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| Saber: I was just thinking the same thing. |
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Mog
Kupo?
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:25 pm Post subject: 51 |
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Hey, I thought the elephant was still in the refrigerator. Isn't he already kinda caught if he's stuck in there?
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quercitron
Don't trust Robinson
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:03 pm Post subject: 52 |
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with a dieter? |
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Mog
Kupo?
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:52 am Post subject: 53 |
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I don't know about yours, quercitron, but what do you get when you cross a dog with a cantaloupe?
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