Interdimensional RAF [WHO IS THE WINNER]

[Undercover Monk]

Poison targets MNO with Snark Spam
rm targets self with blue text
MNO targets self with Rosie the Riviter and the Vietnam War



As our last three contestants stood staring at each other and everyone seemed to have stopped caring. The teleporter whirled to life and out stepped a very intimidating Rosie the Riviter.
"Uncle Sam", she shouted, "It's time for you to do something instead of just sending our boys to die out there. I think a little time in Vietnam would do you good."
And with that she dragged him through the portal, and he found himself in the cockpit of a Vietnam era bomber.
"Abraham Lincoln's Beard!" exclaimed the giant, "That Rosie dame can be a b....
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"What the heck!" shouted Sam.
"Hiya Sam" shouted Dr. Freeman.
"Gordon what are you doing here."
"Spaming you with SNARK"
"Thats dumb"... SNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARK

"Thats it" said Sam, "I'm outta here"
As he teleported outta Nam Poison crashed into a tree. stil SNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARK-ing


When Sam returned he saw Battler crying holding his cell phone. "Boo Hoo, my girlfriend broke up with me. This text message has made me so blue im going to kill myself." He slit his wrists and collapsed.

Suddenly a big booming voice shouted out. "Congratulations Uncle Sam you have proven once again that America is the greatest nation in the Universe. You may pick up your winning in 30 years when we get done ascessing taxes."

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!




Poison targets MNO with Snark Spam
rm targets self with blue text
MNO targets self with Rosie the Riviter and the Vietnam War


MNOWAX wins
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[MNOWAX]

w00t my first RAF win (and probably my last lol) gg you guys thanks for modding, UM!
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MNOWAX