Don't Shoot the Mod RAF II: The revenge (Game over)

[ralphmerridew]

Rules are the same as previous DStM. (Except post whether you prefer ruleset 1 or 2.)

Anybody who fails to send a choice by deadline will default to shooting air, if anybody else targets them, or self, if nobody else did.

Signups last 1 week.

1) MNOWAX dead round 1
2) raekuul dead round 2
3) MatthewV dead round 2
4) Undercover Monk dead round 1
5) Chuckdead round 1
6) sAbLLimINaldead round 1

[MNOWAX]

/in set one
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[raekuul]

/in, same set as last time.

[MatthewV]

The first set is in the spirit of RAF.

I'll play

[Undercover Monk]

agrees with above /in
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Undercover Monk]

I will attack the mod by forcing him to compete in my Big Brother game and thereby ruining the game with this obnoxious plug


PLEEEEEEEESE! (yes its missplelled for emphasis)
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Chuck]

Oh, all right, I'll play, but the same thing will happen as last time. The honor and glory of winning on round one is so great that I have to shoot the mod and hope for the best. Someone else will almost certainly shoot me to prevent this.

[ralphmerridew]

DStM is based around the tradeoff of the quick game that occurs if you shoot the mod early, vs. the risk of others doing the same. It's best if it starts with a large set of players. Sign up!

[MatthewV]

And the game will end in a timely manner no matter how many people are in!

[sAbLLimINal]

I'll play.

[ralphmerridew]

Okay, signups are closed. Send for round 1!

[ralphmerridew]

Deadline for round 1 is 72 hours from this post.

[ralphmerridew]

UM said to all, "It is time for Big Bro, so let's play Big Bro!"

The mod said back, "I do not want to play Big Bro and it is only as I am tied to this tree that I will play! And I am not the mod you seek. I am 'chem gift', of 'Five or More is bad' RAF, not 'puke glad rain', of 'Don't Kill the Mod' RAF. I have to do turn two of my game, and it is hard to make a turn when any word of size five or more may not be used. I do not have the time to play Big Bro."

And UM said back, "I care not. You are the mod, and you will play Big Bro!"

Chuk came in and said, "Do not make him play Big Bro; that is a dull game!" (chem gift made a glad look as Chuk said that.)

Chuk went on, "I pity any that must play Big Bro so much. They will like it more if they are dead than if they must play Big Bro. So I will kill chem gift, and he will be glad, as he does not have to play Big Bro when he is dead."

chem gift said, "No, you need not! I like it more if I live (even if I must play Big Bro) than if I die. I ask you, do not kill me!"

But Chuk did kill chem gift, and UM was sad. "You lie when you call Big Bro a bad game. It is a cool game, and chem gift was to play. I hate you!"

So he who was to run Big Bro hit Chuk with a rock, and Chuk took a shot at UM, and both were dead.

WAX came in and saw both. "That is too bad. I do not care if Big Bro will run or not as I do not care for the game, but I was to kill chem gift, and they did beat me to it. Ah, well."

But PKTA saw this. "How dare you say that you do not care for Big Bro? It is the best game! I will hurt you for that. I will drop one ton of down, or one ton of lead, onto your body. You may pick. The down or the lead?"

WAX said back, "I will diss Big Bro all I want. As for the down or the lead, both are one ton. I will die either way! (But I pick the down.)"

PKTA said, "That is true. Die, you scum who does hate Big Bro!"

And the down did fall onto the body of the one who did not like Big Bro.

But he did not die yet. He who does not like Big Bro did exit from the pile of down. sab saw him, and said "You will not get away, scum who does not like Big Bro!" He held a gun to WAX's head, and shot him.

But Matt V did see sab do this. "Why did you do that, you jerk? Why is it so bad if he does not like Big Bro? That is mean of you, to kill him. And all who can, sign up for Big Bro. Some one will find a mod for it, to do what UM was to do in the game, so it can run." (Matt shot sab, and sab did not live.)

So if you want to know why turn two of "Five or More is Bad" RAF is not up yet, the why is not "It is slow to make such a post" or "UM made chem gift play Big Bro." The why is that they did kill him.

And to make it not so long: If you are Matt V or PKTA, you live. If not, you are dead. And sign up for Big Bro!

(No guys who can make a gift of chem were hurt or made to play Big Bro when I made this post.)





UM: I will attack the mod by forcing him to compete in my Big Brother game and thereby ruining the game with this obnoxious plug

Chuck: I'll shoot The Mod

MNOWAX: Shoot you.

sAbLLimINal: random.org says I should shoot MNOWAX.

MatthewV: shoot sAbLLimINal with a capital SBIMAL

raekuul: I drop a ton of feathers on MNOWAX

[ralphmerridew]

ralphmerridew stared at them. As near as he could tell, MatthewV, depressed with life, had decided to end it all with a single gunshot to the mouth. raekuul had tried to convince him not to do so by hugging him from behind. Unfortunately, this failed to reassure MatthewV, and both were killed with a single bullet.

ralphmerridew sadly walked away. "I guess... nobody wins this time."

MatthewV: I kill my self. No one does that. Ever.
raekuul: I target myself with MattV

Game over. All are dead; nobody wins. (So sign up for Big Brother!)

[MatthewV]

Ahhh... the double suicide ending. How sweet.

[mathgrant]

Best two-paragraph deathscene ever.
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[MNOWAX]

what would YOU know about writing Death scenes Mathgrant? oh wait...
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