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Scurra
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 Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject: 81 |
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Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...
becomes
... but the problem is somewhat
(somewhat what?! You can't leave me hanging like that!)
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New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon
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Chuck
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| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:00 pm Post subject: 82 |
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Original text:
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord: He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on."
...50 translations later we get:
"Ethanol respect in my eyes is very important in the future could result in dangerous knives, bad car very fast." |
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Dragon Phoenix
Judge Doom
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| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:39 pm Post subject: 83 |
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| Scurra wrote: |
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...
becomes
... but the problem is somewhat
(somewhat what?! You can't leave me hanging like that!) |
That was my first try with this site actually:
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Chaz
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| Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:00 pm Post subject: 84 |
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I wonder how different the results would be if it weren't translating back to English each time.
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Chuck
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:59 am Post subject: 85 |
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Original text:
"It's a long way to Tipperary, It's a long way to go. It's a long way to Tipperary To the sweetest girl I know! Goodbye, Piccadilly, Farewell, Leicester Square! It's a long long way to Tipperary, But my heart's right there."
...40 translations later we get:
"Coca-Cola is too long. Ludipolei big enough, I know that girl! Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square, peace and the stopper and is in my heart." |
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Death Mage
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:30 am Post subject: 86 |
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Original text:
"Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?"
...50 translations later we get:
"Listening to continue to work? Did you know? Rubber and heard police activity on the African continent, right?" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:37 am Post subject: 87 |
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Original text:
"i have but one life to give for my country"
...20 translations later we get:
"I have to lose one life, your country" |
Google directions I could have used to walk to school when I was in high school:
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Original text:
"1. Head north on Savannah Ave toward Thelma Way 348 ft
2. Turn right at Biddle Ave 0.3 mi
3. Turn left at Hay St 0.1 mi
4. Slight right at Rebecca Ave 492 ft
5. Slight left at Wood St 0.3 mi
6. Turn right at Wallace Ave"
...20 translations later we get:
"1: Voice North Emerald Selma AVI is 348 m 2 Biddle Street, turn right 0.3 miles from the High Street, turn left, 0.1mili4. Little M 5492 Rebecca Street, 0.3 miles of new small six kills. Turn right on Wallace" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:17 pm Post subject: 88 |
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Original text:
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. But if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."
...56 translations later we get:
"Well, me, me, God of sleep, your spirit But I Woke up in 1918, was concerned about God." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:10 am Post subject: 89 |
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Original text:
"O little town of Bethlehem, How still we see thee lie! Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by. Yet in thy dark streets shineth The everlasting Light; The hopes and fears of all the years Are met in thee to-night."
...30 translations later we get:
"Bethlehem city under the sun! Money, gold resources, particularly audio-star. However, darkness is a ray of hope is a fun night." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:42 am Post subject: 90 |
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Original text:
"By the light, of the silvery moon, I want to spoon, To my honey I'll croon love's tune. Honey moon, keep a-shining in June. Your silvery beams will bring love's dreams, We'll be cuddling soon, By the silvery moon."
...40 translations later we get:
"Ron, my favorite of lovers of money has two functions. Love is not the end of six years, the program includes two silver dreams." |
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Chaz
Vote: Zag
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| Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:40 pm Post subject: 91 |
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Original text:
"Stars shining bright above you. Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you." Birds singing in the sycamore tree. Dream a little dream of me."
...50 translations later we get:
"You are a star. It is empty, the birds are singing in the movie at night, "he said, he believes that" only a dream ... Love Bond" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:29 am Post subject: 92 |
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Original text:
"Birds of a feather flock together."
...40 translations later we get:
"Trinidad and poverty." |
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Original text:
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
...30 translations later we get:
"But the price of two birds in the mountains." |
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"It is the beautiful bird which gets caged."
...50 translations later we get:
"Install the new battery." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:26 am Post subject: 93 |
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Original text:
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door — Only this, and nothing more."
...10 translations later we get:
"After the sad midnight, while thinking is weak and tired, size, and many of these strange, and Laure forget, he nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly say, get some loving, "said my bedroom door. "This is a visitor I muttered," knocking on the door of my room - or nothing "" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:39 am Post subject: 94 |
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Original text:
"Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devestation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!"
...20 translations later we get:
"Problem! Have a couple! The preservation of peace! All the stars of our country, the United Nations! The introduction of the evil of truth and love of knitting! Back to top" |
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Dragon Phoenix
Judge Doom
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:56 pm Post subject: 95 |
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Original text:
"You're like my yo-yo
That glowed in the dark
What made it special
Made it dangerous
So I bury it and forget. "
...50 translations later we get:
"If there is risk in light of his heart, I know."
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:56 pm Post subject: 96 |
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Original text:
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "
...50 translations later we get:
"Loaded, four officers and seven continents, including the U.S. commitment to provide a new vision." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:02 pm Post subject: 97 |
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Original text:
" I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old. Vanilla just leaves me cold."
...50 translations later we get:
"I heard that the ice bath. Do not forget to visit the school for a few pints. Now the poor browns. Robin cold day." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:19 pm Post subject: 98 |
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Original text:
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. "
...50 translations later we get:
"One day, the skin of four children, living my dream, and more colors." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:19 pm Post subject: 99 |
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Original text:
"If a line segment intersects two straight lines forming two interior angles on the same side that sum to less than two right angles, then the two lines, if extended indefinitely, meet on that side on which the angles sum to less than two right angles."
...30 translations later we get:
"You are at least two minutes of the diamond back to the hostility in the corner, both sides of the conference, two votes." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:30 pm Post subject: 100 |
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"In order to access certain Services, you may be required to provide information about yourself (such as identification or contact details) as part of the registration process for the Service, or as part of your continued use of the Services. "
...50 translations later we get:
"Information on the image (such as identification or information, please contact us) can benefit from its advantages." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject: 101 |
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Original text:
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
...50 translations later we get:
"No crisis is illegal in our country people. Forbidden to kill other poor countries." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:39 pm Post subject: 102 |
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Original text:
"All right angles are equal"
...10 translations later we get:
"Equal rights for all angles" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:39 am Post subject: 103 |
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Original text:
"If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people. - Chinese Proverb"
...40 translations later we get:
"Five years in the United States, the 10-year plan to create a tree of life, and -. - Chinese Proverb" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:14 am Post subject: 104 |
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Original text:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
...50 translations later we get:
"I'm two different methods." |
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Original text:
"If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong."
...30 translations later we get:
"Some scientists are different, but you can just say, I tell you that this is a potential problem." |
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Original text:
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
...40 translations later we get:
"Priorities, please." |
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Original text:
"I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about."
...50 translations later we get:
"I need answers, and I can not say. But the question is why." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:01 am Post subject: 105 |
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Original text:
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes."
...20 translations later we get:
"Before you criticize someone, walk and shoes for € 10000000000, if not critical, I will include a small gift." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:34 am Post subject: 106 |
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Original text:
"When Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring. In the lilt of Irish laughter You can hear the angels sing. When Irish hearts are happy, All the world seems bright and gay. And when Irish eyes are smiling, Sure, they steal your heart away."
...50 translations later we get:
"Of course, Irish eyes .. "Hi honey Ireland spring morning in the heart of an angel, happy, happy, laughing, listening to the management of the Spanish government is working." |
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Dragon Phoenix
Judge Doom
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:52 am Post subject: 107 |
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Original text:
"Radiate simply, the candle is burning so low for me
Generate me limply, I can't seem to place your name, cherie
To rearrange all these thoughts in a moment is suicide
Come to a strange place, we'll talk over old times we never spied "
...50 translations later we get:
"I have three small explosions, lighting, to the genocide could be as big a crime to paper in a meeting with the Ministry"
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Dragon Phoenix
Judge Doom
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:57 am Post subject: 108 |
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Original text:
"The falling leaves drift by my window
The falling leaves of red and gold
I see your lips, the summer kisses
The sunburnt hands I used to hold
Since you went away the days grow long
And soon I'll hear old winter's song"
...50 translations later we get:
"Red and gold leaves its Windows operating system, lips, summer, and economic growth in the winter for a long time, I heard a very old song"
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Chuck
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:53 am Post subject: 109 |
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Original text:
"All this energy calling me Back where it comes from It’s such a crude attitude It’s back where it belongs All the little kids growing up on the skids are going Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks."
...30 translations later we get:
"As I think all the raw materials and energy, all the children, if you have kidney stones developing in Cleveland skiing." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:12 am Post subject: 110 |
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Original text:
"Breathe deep the gathering gloom, Watch lights fade from every room. Bedsitter people look back and lament, Another day's useless energy spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one, Lonely man cries for love and has none."
...50 translations later we get:
"life depression, nausea, breathing difficulty, and region. Housing, energy needed for those who complain online. Amateur wrestling is an act of love, I do not know." |
Any amateur wrestlers out there? |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:01 am Post subject: 111 |
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Original text:
"Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. 'Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns' he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred."
...30 translations later we get:
"50 million people died, half a league semi-polar silicon. Flag poor in Death Valley, "many are told the crowd." |
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Chaz
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| Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:16 am Post subject: 112 |
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| Counting Crows - Round Here wrote: |
"There's a girl on the car in the parking lot who says, "man you should try to take a shot.""
...50 translations later we get:
"Hiring women. 'We want to paint'" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:35 am Post subject: 113 |
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Original text:
"You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone! "
...40 translations later we get:
"I have a different format. The sound is good. Very, very happy with the local tourism industry. The next step is a dark room!" |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:51 am Post subject: 114 |
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Original text:
"Robin Hood, Robin Hood Riding through the glen. Robin Hood, Robin Hood With his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good. Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood."
...20 translations later we get:
"Robin Hood Robin Hood riding in Canada. Robin Hood and his men. I love the feeling of fear is good, and Robin. Slim, Robin Hood, Robin." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:18 pm Post subject: 115 |
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Original text:
"LONDON (AP) - BP's incoming CEO fired the executive responsible for deep water wells like the one that blew out in the Gulf of Mexico and announced a new unit to police safety practices throughout the company."
...50 translations later we get:
"(Reuters) - London - Blood, Mexico and the neural network used to build the Great Bay released a new version of the game by the police." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:16 am Post subject: 116 |
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Original text:
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
...56 translations later we get:
"Anbourger sauce, mustard, vinegar, garlic, bread, two kinds of sin." |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:23 am Post subject: 117 |
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Original text:
"Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us have it your way."
...50 translations later we get:
"Look at what happened. Salad. We can solve. Thank you for your message."
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:44 am Post subject: 118 |
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""The problem is all inside your head", she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your lover."
...10 translations later we get:
""The problem is all in your head", he said that my answer is simple, if you are logical, I will help them to free love 150 ways to leave combat." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:37 am Post subject: 119 |
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Original text:
"Welcome back, Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, To that same old place that you laughed about. Well the names have all changed since you hung around, But those dreams have remained and they're turned around."
...56 translations later we get:
"I want my dream job. Welcome to the past almost with a smile. Managing change in the title. I slept all day." |
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Chuck
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| Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:28 am Post subject: 120 |
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Original text:
"Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more The Bloody Red Baron was rolling up the score Eighty men died trying to end that spree Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany"
...50 translations later we get:
"10, 20, 50 and 30 for ten lessons to keep the Red Sea, hemoglobin in German shop" |
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