Ready Aim Fire! Send for round 3

[wordcross]

Round 1 death scenes on preceding page
And the final body count:

The Living: (9)
Undercover Monk
IS
Sessie
j_s
Chaz
Chuck
bgg1996
Zag
Lexprod

The Dead: (8)
raekuul
Scurra
MattV
Silverfire
Amb
ralphmerridew
sAbLLimINal
MNOWAX
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[Chaz]

For the other's as curious as I.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like
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The enemy's base is down.

[wordcross]

=D

I'm teaching myself to say it out loud and completely naturally. One day I'm going to pull it out in the middle of a silly argument and the other person will be so utterly confused
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[Chaz]

You should probably take note that it's actually "anyone", not that the difference is huge.
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The enemy's base is down.

[wordcross]

That's okay. One time I accidentally the whole sentence.
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[Chaz]

I couldn't accidentally the whole before today since knowing it just now.
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The enemy's base is down.

[lexprod]

I could accidentally 100 sentences.

Hurrah I am alive!
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I'll have a P please...

[Internet Stranger]

Ready for round 2 bitchez!
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"I didn't know she was your sister I swear!"
www.InternetStranger.com

[bgg1996]

I was in a spoof... of a spoof...
sqooq O▀O
...Awesome.

[Amb]

That link at the top of the page from Chaz is hilarious, but the image at the bottom of the Neverending story had me literally LOLing

[Amb]

... I really thought Jesus wouldn't suicide twice...

[jesus_saves]

yeah, Jesus is tricksy like that.

Also, not waiting on me anymore.
(in my head is J_S is not dead...so glad J_S is not dead http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.html)

[Zag]

I survived round one of a RAF!! Holy crap! Next thing we know the Cubbies will win the World Series.

[wordcross]

All entries received for round 2. Quite the body count this time. Only 3 survivors move on to round 3...

Stay tuned to find out who!
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[Chuck]

I hope I died. I don't know if I could take the strain of playing another round.

[Internet Stranger]

So did I kill everyone yet?
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"I didn't know she was your sister I swear!"
www.InternetStranger.com

[wordcross]

Sorry guys, been busy in meatworld. I'll have time this holiday weekend, though
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[Amb*]

See, in New Zealand, we never celebrated Thanksgiving or Halloween. For some reason, thanks to a combination of US Halloween specials and mass marketing, the advertising industry have forced Halloween on us, and now we have problems with kids egging cars and generally wreaking havoc. Why couldn't we have absorbed this much more wholesome holiday.

We now return you to the good clean fun of RAF, and it appears that Jesus is hitting Amb in the nads with lightning bolts. Fun...

[Internet Stranger]

...well?
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"I didn't know she was your sister I swear!"
www.InternetStranger.com

[Sessie]

*crickets chirp*
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"I have an everyday religion that works for me: love yourself first, and everything else falls into line." --Lucille Ball

[Internet Stranger]

Maybe the next round is supposed to be who dies of old age last.
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"I didn't know she was your sister I swear!"
www.InternetStranger.com

[MatthewV]

RAF rule 6.3.2a: If writing the story is holding up the game, just post the results.

[Chaz]

No way. The stories make the game.
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The enemy's base is down.

[wordcross]

Sorry Everyone. It's been somewhat less than stellar for me these last couple of weeks. I haven't forgotten about this, but it's honestly a bit low-priority until life settles down
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[j_s*]

is now a better time?

I m sure I m dead, but I really just want to know who's still alive!

[wordcross]

Oh wow, I'd almost forgotten about this. Thanks for the reminder!
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[bgg1996]

[raekuul]

It's like being very nearly almost late.

[wordcross]

I'm not done with the whole round 2 writeup, but here's a selection to tide you over.

"We need a plan to survive," said Zag. "We need to protect ourselves in case someone attacks us with something big."
"How about a laser guided missile system?" suggested Chaz. "Nothing would get through that!"
"Too expensive," said j_s. "Last I checked, laser guided missile systems were going for half a billion on ebay."
"What do you mean 'last you checked'?" asked Chaz. "How often do you check? And why?"
"Eh, it's kind of a hobby," said j_s. "Did you know that Aircraft carriers are going for cheap? No one wants to pay for the upkeep."
"How about something a little more DIY?" said Zag. "Like, say, a big shield."
"What are you going to make it out of?" asked Chaz. "Only thing I've got is this coupon for free word processing software."
"I've got a keyboard!" said j_s. "We could totally type something if we had a computer."
"Well, I've got a computer," said Zag. "And I've got as much paper as you could possibly ever need. But how does that help?"
A light went on above Chaz's head. "Sounds like we could make a really really big book! Then we could hold it up above our heads and that way we'll be protected!"
Zag thought about it. "You know, that's so crazy it just might-"
"-Don't say it," j_s cut him off. "Clichés always end badly. Just don't. But we might as well do this. I see no reason why a giant book shouldn't do the job. What should we write?"
"War and Peace and Zombies!" suggested Chaz. "That's a big ass book already. Add zombies and it's even bigger. And more epic!"
Zag was shaking his head. "No, I've got a better idea! A dictionary of every word in the world! I dare you to find a book that would be bigger!"
"Geez, every word?" j_s asked disbelievingly. "How are we even supposed to find them, much less define them? That would take way longer than we can afford."
"We'll google it! Put in "Every word in the world" and then use google translate to get to English and a definition. Google already knows everything, we're just putting all the information in one place, in paper form."
"Works for me," said Chaz. "That *would* be really big."
"Oh, alright," said j_s. "I don't have any better ideas. Let's get started."
they worked and worked and worked and worked and worked... ...and worked... ...and worked. When they were finally done, everyone else in the game had long since finished their fights. Still, they persevered until, at last, they had the holy grail of dictionaries: The Worldictionary! (Mundictionario in Spanish) (قاموسعالم in Arabic) (Matokunia in Swahili) (you get the idea). It was so large that it took all three of them to lift it! But lift it they did, and it was epic!

Until it squashed them. Their sacrifice would go down in history, but it was written in a paper book and no one reads those anymore, so nobody has any idea that there's a huge freakin dictionary in the middle of a desert in Utah.

3 dead:
Zag - self - holding giant dictionary
j_s - self - qwerty
Chaz - self - word document.
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[Undercover Monk]

Yay applause all around we will finish this game yet. And this last story has inspired me to host a RAF game eventually....

when wordcross said it he waited for 3 months I should double that.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[wordcross]

Finished with round 2!

Undercover Monk was having a grand time on his cruise, now that he was cured of his seasickness. He went ballroom dancing, played shuffleboard, enjoyed fine dining and good music, as well as the many social events for the guests. He was having such a good time that he never even noticed the very large iceberg.

Everyone else, though, was busy taking pictures.

"Look at the size of it!" "Did you know that iceburgs are bigger underneath?" "Why is there an iceburg in the Bahamas?" "It must be globabl warming." "No, dummy, global warming means it's getting warmer!" "Global warming's only a myth!" "That's, right, God put this iceburg here to remind us that Hell is a great torment!" "What?"

By the time UM found out about the iceburg, it had already floated away. He was so disappointed that he'd been losing at poker instead that he became despondant. He hit the rails again, but not because he was sick. It was because he was sad. And Sessie was not helping.

"That iceburg was amazing! I bet no one's ever seen one so big, even where it's actually cold! I wish I could have gotten a picture of me on the iceburg! Man, UM, I can't believe you *missed* it!" And so on and on and on until UM was ready to burst with frustration.

Finally, he'd had enough. He climbed onto the rail, looked over the side, and jumped. As he plunged into the not-so-icy depths, he happened to open his eyes just long enough to see Internet Stranger floating in the murk. He seemed to be alive, thrashing about as he was, as though looking for something.

He didn't catch much, though, before succumbing to the darkness. Just as he did, there was a blue flash.



While everyone else was all a-twitter over the iceburg, IS was scuba diving. Well, he told everyone he was scuba diving, but in reality he was harpoon fishing. He was sure there would be some prime Manatee floting about. So in reality, he got a much more impressive look at the iceburg as it trundled past.. In fact, he decided to swim over and touch it! It didn't take him very long, and soon he was hitching a ride on the largest piece of ice he'd ever seen!

As he swam around in the shade of the iceburg, he noticed a glow a little further down in the water. He swam towards it, intrigued. As he got closer, the glow distinguished into three parts. He saw what could only be described as three glowing eyes, trapped in ice.

"Digglu! Holy hell, is that you!? Hang on, buddy, I'll get you out of there!" He took the harpoon from his gun and started to chip away at the ice, digging to release his friend from his frozen prison. Before long, his harpoon met resistance. He turned his headlamp down to find out what was in the way, and saw the glint of metal. Curious, he cracked away at the surrounding ice to uncover a large plaque. Inscribed on it was a warning:

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bgg has sent already. I'm sure Chuck will send as well. Sessie has not posted on the GL or facebook for several days now. Hope everything's okay.
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[bgg1996]

This game will never end at this rate.

[wordcross]

Still waiting on Chuck and Sessie to send round 3 choices. Not me holding it up this time
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[wordcross]

Now just waiting on Sessie. I prodded her here and on Facebook. Hope everything's okay for her.
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