Not Really A Puzzle

[Suspence]

Not enough to make a puzzle here, but see if you can figure these out. Feel free to add your own as well.

Conceal fish eggs, Ms. Lopez
Continue to drill
Dude, rude!
Eat, moon of Jupiter
Foolish criminal
Guided
Keep pillaging
Missing letter between Q and S
Mr. Wenger, eww!
Policeman
Quickly approaching Iliad warrior
Stare at vase
What you do with dead people
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I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.

[Jack_Ian]

Took a while, but eventually sank in

Not with currency

[Suspence]

51?
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I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.

[Suspence]

Cure Qui Gon Jinn
Push ahead with leg joint
F-notes we'll use
Anima hair
Vat zee Titanic did
Legend about rapper Markie
Vehicle container
X-ray Death Mage
That big pharmaceutical company, Mr. Gagarin
Queried an adolescent
Japanese comic brother's daughter
Sepulcher activated
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I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.

[Jack_Ian]

[Suspence]

Nice clue. Could also be "Licks fifty"

Pearl Jam album
Vending novelist Forster
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[Gomez*]

I am so confused

[ralphmerridew]

Conceal fish eggs, Ms. Lopez == Hide roe, Jen (Hydrogen)

[Suspence]

Bumpkin expression
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[Gomez*]

Ah, thanks ralphmerridew! So that would mean that

Continue to drill Bore on, Boron
Foolish criminal Silly Con, Silicon
Guided Led, Lead
Missing letter between Q and S R-gone, Argon[/insivible]
Mr. Wenger, eww! [invisible]Arsene-ick, Arsenic
Policeman Copper
What you do with dead people bury 'em, Barium

[Suspence]

Anybody want to finish these off?

Conceal fish eggs, Ms. Lopez - HYDROGEN
Continue to drill - BORON
Foolish criminal - SILICON
Guided - LEAD
Missing letter between Q and S - ARGON
Mr. Wenger, eww! - ARSENIC
Policeman - COPPER
What you do with dead people - BARIUM
Not with currency - ANTIMONY
Licks every finger - TUNGSTEN
Eat, moon of Jupiter - IODINE
Vat zee Titanic did - ZINC
Vehicle container - CARBON
Queried an adolescent - ASTATINE
Japanese comic brother's daughter - MANGANESE
Keep pillaging - RADON
Cure Qui Gon Jinn - HELIUM
F-notes we'll use - PHOSPHORUS
Anima hair - SULFUR
X-ray Death Mage - SCANDIUM
That big pharmaceutical company, Mr. Gagarin - MERCURY
Stare at vase - IRON
Push ahead with leg joint - NEON
Legend about rapper Markie - BISMUTH
Sepulcher activated - KRYPTON
Bumpkin expression - RUBIDIUM
Dude, rude!
Quickly approaching Iliad warrior
Pearl Jam album
Vending novelist Forster
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[ralphmerridew]

Eat, moon of Jupiter = IODINE (Io, dine)
Titanic -> ZINC (sink)
Vehicle -> CARBON (car bin)
adolescent -> ASTATINE (asked a teen)
Japanese -> MANGANESE (manga niece)

[Quailman]

Anima hair SOUL FUR
X-ray Death Mage SCAN DM
That big pharmaceutical company, Mr. Gagarin MERCK YURI
Cure Qui Gon Jinn HEAL LIAM
Keep pillaging RAID ON!
F-notes we'll use FAS FOR US

[ralphmerridew]

vase EYE URN
leg joint KNEE ON

[Quailman]

Sepulcher activated CRYPT ON
Bumpkin expression RUBE IDIOM

[ralphmerridew]

Rapper -> BIZ MYTH

[Jack_Ian]

[Quailman]

Barium is a well-known Aggie Medical Term - it's what you do when CPR fails.

[Suspence]

Only 4 left.

Turns out I got up to 30 clues. There was probably enough here to make a proper puzzle.
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[Suspence]

While you work on the last four elements, here is a new list:

Actual males - TRUMAN
Bathroom floor installer - TYLER
Check that girl's ID - CARTER
Cleansing cans - WASHINGTON
Colleagues - PIERCE
Connect family - LINCOLN
Directed-energy weapon - REAGAN
Dirty Harry commemorative box - CLINTON
Eliminate FFX villain - NIXON
Famous bus rider perceived - ROOSEVELT
Fog - HAYES
Hip boundary - COOLIDGE
Hirsute luminary - HARRISON
Ian Malcolm or his boy - JEFFERSON
May SNL's Murphy? - KENNEDY
Mr. Candy is here - JOHNSON
Nicholson trangression - JACKSON
Occupy alot - FILLMORE
Prod - POLK
Solid ringing sound - HARDING
Split earth - CLEVELAND
Suitmaker - TAYLOR
Visual organs in 60 minutes - EISENHOWER
Aggregate word whiskers
Ornate woodwoork of Jagger
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[Thok]

This new theme seems to be Presidents

Directed-energy weapon Ray Gun = Reagan
Nicholson trangression Jack+Sin = Jackson
Suitmaker Tailor=Taylor
Visual organs in 60 minutes Eyes in hour = Eisenhower

[Suspence]

[Suspence]

A summary of the outstanding ones, and a new list:

ELEMENTS
Conceal fish eggs, Ms. Lopez - Hide roe, Jen - HYDROGEN
Continue to drill - Bore on - BORON
Foolish criminal - Silly con - SILICON
Guided - Led - LEAD
Missing letter between Q and S - R gone - ARGON
Mr. Wenger, eww! - Arsene, ick! - ARSENIC
Policeman - Copper - COPPER
What you do with dead people - Bury 'em - BARIUM
Not with currency - Anti-money - ANTIMONY
Licks every finger - Tongues ten - TUNGSTEN
Eat, moon of Jupiter - Io dine - IODINE
Vat zee Titanic did - Zink (Sink) - ZINC
Vehicle container - Car bin - CARBON
Queried an adolescent - Asked a teen - ASTATINE
Japanese comic brother's daughter - Manga neice - MANGANESE
Keep pillaging - Raid on - RADON
Cure Qui Gon Jinn - Heal Liam - HELIUM
F-notes we'll use - Fas for us - PHOSPHORUS
Anima hair - Soul fur - SULFUR
X-ray Death Mage - Scan DM - SCANDIUM
That big pharmaceutical company, Mr. Gagarin - Merck, Yuri - MERCURY
Stare at vase - Eye urn - IRON
Push ahead with leg joint - Knee on - NEON
Legend about rapper Markie - Biz myth - BISMUTH
Sepulcher activated - Crypt on - KRYPTON
Bumpkin expression - Rube idiom - RUBIDIUM
Dude, rude!
Quickly approaching Iliad warrior
Pearl Jam album
Vending novelist Forster
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PRESIDENTS
Actual males - True men - TRUMAN
Bathroom floor installer - Tiler - TYLER
Check that girl's ID - Card her - CARTER
Cleansing cans - Washing tin - WASHINGTON
Colleagues - Peers - PIERCE
Connect family - Link kin - LINCOLN
Directed-energy weapon - Ray gun - REAGAN
Dirty Harry commemorative box - Clint tin - CLINTON
Eliminate FFX villain - Nix Sin - NIXON
Famous bus rider perceived - Rosa felt - ROOSEVELT
Fog - Haze - HAYES
Hip boundary - Cool edge - COOLIDGE
Hirsute luminary - Hairy son - HARRISON
Ian Malcolm or his boy - Jeff or son - JEFFERSON
May SNL's Murphy? - Can Eddie - KENNEDY
Mr. Candy is here - John's in - JOHNSON
Nicholson trangression - Jack sin - JACKSON
Occupy alot - Fill more - FILLMORE
Prod - Poke - POLK
Solid ringing sound - Hard ding - HARDING
Split earth - Cleave land - CLEVELAND
Suitmaker - Tailor - TAYLOR
Visual organs in 60 minutes - Eyes in hour - EISENHOWER
Ornate woodwoork of Jagger - Mick inlay - MCKINLEY
Aggregate word whiskers
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COUNTRIES
Add sugar - Sweeten - SWEDEN
Apple-branded storage device - iRack - IRAQ
Are you able? - Can ya - KENYA
Belongs to Drescher - Fran's - FRANCE
Carol one skin aperture - Sing a pore - SINGAPORE
Cold - Chilly - CHILE
Digit proceed - Toe go - TOGO
Dove call delay - Coo wait - KUWAIT
Drats, it's pouring - Bah! Rain! - BAHRAIN
Exists - Is real - ISRAEL
Famished - Hungry - HUNGARY
Litigate against Rather - Sue Dan - SUDAN
Lubricant - Grease - GREECE
Straw hot beverage - Hay tea - HAITI
Tongued inside a beer mug - Licked in stein - LIECHTENSTEIN
Winningest pitcher printing device - Cy press - CYPRUS
Additional cartoon wallaby - More Rocko - MOROCCO
Also Diego's cousin - And Dora - ANDORRA
Colosseum madness - Rome mania - ROMANIA
For each marsupial - Per roo - PERU
Inside the pituitary - In gland - ENGLAND
Male Kournikova - Guy Anna - GUYANA
Mom, this is Robert E. - Ma, Lee - MALI
Atlanta public transport, meet the Human Highlight Reel
Bill the gravitational constant
Cavern blemish
Charles Fleetford Sise
Continue to talk
Do-it-yourself heavy lifting machinery
Famous deulist panty
Good name for a backsplash store?
Internet swindled
Lavish "Oh, my"-sportscaster
Mangled cornices
Mesa running
Pilot, blue, right, etc.
Pondered about
Rental agreement for a chime
Restrain Ponce de Leon
Sea Bass red
Self-mutilator
Steep the Science Guy
Sullen together
Takes a look at acreage
That fella belongs to us, Ms. Turner
Uncooked movie fish
Utter "exoskeletons"
Went for a jog by myself
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I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.

[referee]

Ornate Woodwork -- MICK INLAY
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Jan 21st, 2008: The pillaging continues.
Mar 4th, 2008: Rest in Peace, Gary Gygax. May your dice always roll a natural 20 wherever you are.

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

[Scurra]

Are you able? CAN-I-DO??
Belongs to Drescher FRAN'S
Carol one skin aperture (SING?)-A-PORE???
Digit proceed TOE-GO
Famished HUNGRY
Litigate against Rather SUE-DAN
Lubricant GREASE
Straw hot beverage HAY-TEA
Winningest pitcher printing device CY-PRESS

It's surprising how hard these are even when you know what you are looking for.
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New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[Lepton*]

Add sugar Sweden
Apple-branded storage device Iraq
Are you able? Kenya
Cold Chile
Dove call delay Kuwait
Drats, it's pouring Bahrain
Exists Israel

Didn't want to do too many, but I had a good chuckle at...

Tongued inside a beer mug Licked in stein

[Scurra]

Additional cartoon wallaby MORE - ROCKO
Also Diego's cousin AND - DORA
Colosseum madness ROME - MANIA
For each marsupial PER - ROO
Inside the pituitary IN - GLAND (not strictly a country, as such. )
Male Kournikova GUY - ANNA
Mom, this is Robert E. MA - LEE
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_{still Quiz Olympiad champion. Must get a life.
New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[Suspence]

Previously unsolved ones, and a new list:

ELEMENTS
Dude, rude!
Quickly approaching Iliad warrior
Pearl Jam album
Vending novelist Forster
__________

PRESIDENTS
Aggregate word whiskers - Add ums - ADAMS
__________

COUNTRIES
Pilot, blue, right, etc. - Whales - WALES
Rental agreement for a chime - Bell lease - BELIZE
Sea Bass red - Cam maroon - CAMEROON
Steep the Science Guy - Brew Nye - BRUNEI
Takes a look at acreage - Eyes land - ICELAND
That fella belongs to us, Ms. Turner - Our gent, Tina - ARGENTINA
Uncooked movie fish - Raw Wanda - RWANDA
Utter "exoskeletons" - Say "shells" - SEYCHELLES
Atlanta public transport, meet the Human Highlight Reel
Bill the gravitational constant
Cavern blemish
Charles Fleetford Sise
Continue to talk
Do-it-yourself heavy lifting machinery
Famous deulist panty
Good name for a backsplash store?
Internet swindled
Lavish "Oh, my"-sportscaster
Mangled cornices
Mesa running
Pondered about
Restrain Ponce de Leon
Self-mutilator
Sullen together
Went for a jog by myself

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SPORTS TEAMS
Offspring - Sons - SUNS
Resurrect - Raise - RAYS
Rush walking sticks - Hurry canes - HURRICANES
Thieves - Stealers - STEELERS
Unprocessed Caribbean reef - Raw keys - ROCKIES
Angry pie plates
At the conclusions
Baked good vermin
Battle behinds
Beer is victorious
Belongs to a cartoon dog
Broad taxis
Cancel
Deface Nolan Ryan's
Demon deed
Devices to capture harlots
Draw with beiges
Escape ship beams
Exclaim "pyx carrier"
Exposes
Famous RCMH performers
Fascinated paddles
Filmmaker Burton pointy seeds
Give wages to gentlemen
Jail parasites
Knock on egos
K-system creator
Might yank St. Laurent
Monopolizes
Morgan Freeman's beast of burden
Nabisco cookies
Occupy blue jeans
Online seabirds
Personally made someone a Sir
Postage devourers
Secular mutts
Track jackets
Wed a physician's assistant
Were ladies
Woman tastes MDMA
Work clothes worn
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[Thok]

Aggregate word whiskers Add ums

I'll note I've never heard of the term word whiskers before.

For the new ones it seems to be sports team names

Ressurect raise = Rays
Rush walking sticks hurry canes = Hurricanes
Unprocessed Caribbean reef raw Keys=Rockies

[Suspence]

Nicely done, that is one group completed.

I guess I never thought that "word whiskers" wasn't a well-known term, but that's likely because I've done a lot of work with public speaking and public speaking courses.
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[3iff]

"word whiskers" must be an American term. I've never heard it and it's hard to work out what it's actually referring to. I'll look it up now...on the basis that I need to know.

Ah I see. I would use the word "rambling" for someone talking like that.

[Quailman]

Pilot, blue, right, etc. WALES
Rental agreement for a chime BELIZE
Sea Bass red CAMEROON
Steep the Science Guy BRUNEI
Takes a look at acreage ICELAND
That fella belongs to us, Ms. Turner ARGENTINA
Uncooked movie fish RWANDA
Utter "exoskeletons" SEYCHELLES

[Scurra]

Not that I'm being picky, but I think BELL-LEASE is a cheat because all the others are the right way round. I spent ages trying to make various versions of LEASE-BELL into a country... (Kicking myself for missing WANDA though, since I used almost the exact same clue in a puzzle myself recently.)
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New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[Suspence]

I've got another list ready to go, but I'll wait for progress on the current ones.

Scurra, there have been quite a few that aren't in the exact order:

Eat, moon of Jupiter - Io dine - IODINE
Ornate woodwoork of Jagger - Mick inlay - MCKINLEY
That fella belongs to us, Ms. Turner - Our gent, Tina - ARGENTINA

And a bunch more...
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[Scurra]

Well that would explain why I was having trouble.
I'm honestly not criticising.

Here's a similar sort of set I wrote some years ago. Note that it includes a couple of UK-specific references.

1:It never killed anyone (8)
2:Passage to camp hill. (9)
3:Willow (3)
4:Carry. (4)
5:Arrived and left (5)
6:Hat for folk-dancing. (12)
7:Jeffrey Archer. (7)
8:Sly shit. (5)
9:Noisy departure (5)
10:… xote. (6)
11:Learner with supporter has time (8)
12:Burn at green (8)
13:Cheer the air force. (7)
14:Humorous deity. (6)
15:One is father, note (6)
16:Preserve Maharishi. (8)
17:Rest atop. (4)
18:One 'ell of a holy man. (5)
19:Chain (4)
20:Jeffrey Archer's girlfriend. (4-4)
21:Golfer. (7)
22:A windy evening (10)
23:Urine plus argon. (5)
24:Average decay. (6)
25:Urine and its conduit. (7)
26:Lavatory humour. (6)
27:Pierce. (4)
28:Follow covertly. (5)
29:Ingest. (7)
30:Fat at one end, thin at the other. (5)
31:Brick up a stinger (7)
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_{still Quiz Olympiad champion. Must get a life.
New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[referee]

Offspring -- sons = suns
Thieves -- stealers, very appropriate.
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Jan 21st, 2008: The pillaging continues.
Mar 4th, 2008: Rest in Peace, Gary Gygax. May your dice always roll a natural 20 wherever you are.

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

[Suspence]

[Jack_Ian]

11. L FAN T - ELEPHANT
23. P AND Ar - PANDA

[Quailman]

5. CAME-L

[Suspence]

Dunno who Jeffrey Archer is, maybe a bodybuilder? On word length and alphabetical order it could be Buff Fellow - BUFFALO
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