Mystery Hunt 2012 Recast: COMPLETE!!!

[Suspence]

Yeah, I think that is definitely the gist of the Greek text .... Although it looks like Japanese, it isn't.

I broke down the characters, there are 46 unique ones. I was hoping there would be 26 or less, pointing to a cryptogram, but that is not the case.

I tried to continue with the sounds of each character, but didn't come up with anything useful.
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[Elethiomel]

I have nothing to contribute - but it's pretty awesome to have a separate word for "being turned into a cow".

Also: Most of the world has a saying that "it's all Greek to me". Apparently, the Greeks have a saying that "it's all Chinese to me".

[Suspence]

I think its cool that we have an English word for getting thrown out of a window. I also think it's cool we have a pretentiously long word for using pretentiously long words.

That said, I am at a loss for what to do next on this puzzle.
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[gftt*]

[LordKinbote]

Just let me know when you need a hint or want another puzzle to chew on.

[gftt*]

Here's the first paragraph.

toki!!! pona a. tenpo ni la shina sona e ni:
ni li toki niyon ala li toki pona.

Anyone recognize this?

NB: I wrote the way the Hiragana is pronounced, not how it's Romanized (for instance, in most Hiragana tables it is "ra" but Japanese pronounce it "la", so I wrote "la".)

[gftt*]

Hmm. Look what comes up when you google "pona a".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toki_Pona

[gftt*]

Probably the first two paragraphs include instructions for how to transliterate certain problematic characters? In any case, I'm off the case for the next couple days. Anyone want to try to figure out Toki Pona?

NB. the -e and -i stuff mean "Trail the vowel off". I suspect i-elo, for instance, really transliterates to welo or yelo. The shi syllable might be si. Have fun!


toki!!! pona a. tenpo ni la shina sona e ni: <br />
ni li toki niyon ala li toki pona.



shina ken ala ken lukin e nimi pi toki pona kepeken
shitelen niyon ni?? o lukin!!! <br />
mi shitelen e nimi pi kule
ale pi toki pona: loi-e,, i-elo,, laso,, walo,, pimeya. <br />
mi shitelen e nimi pi nanpa ale pi toki pona: wan,, tsu. <br />
pona a!!! tenpo ni la shina sona lukin e toki pona...... o mushi!!!

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tomo moku li ken yo e moku mute ante. moku li ken kama tan ma mute. moku ale li lon poki suli. yan li ken lukin e moku ale. yan li u-ile e moku la ona li toki e nimi pi moku. yan pali li pana e moku tawa yan. tomo moku ni li _________. ni li ""moku pi pona mute""" lon toki toshi.



meli lili li au-en lon tomo li pali sama mama. taso ona li mama ala li kama tan ma ante. ona li _________ _________. ni li ""lon sama""" lon toki kanse.



yan ale li yo e nimi. taso yan li shitelen e shitelen la ona li ken u-ile ala e ni: yan ante li sona e nimi ona. yan li ken kepeken ala e nimi ona li ken kepeken e _________ _________ _________. ni li ""nimi pi ilo shitelen""" lon toki kanse.



yan pi nashin seu-i yuta li ken moku e moku wan la yan li toki e ni: ""moku ni li _________.""" yan pi nashin seu-i yuta li ken ala moku e moku ante la yan li toki e ni: ""moku ni li _________ ala.""" ((sou-eli li tsu e pini noka li moku shin e moku ona la ona li _________.)) ni li ""pona""" anu ""lon nashin""" lon toki iu-ishi.



ken la ni li lon: tenpo ale la yan li nasa mute anu ona li ike mute. yan ni li ike tawa yan ante li _________ _________. ni li ""yan lili ike mute""" lon toki kanse.



ken la iyo ike li kama tawa yan li pakala e ona. yan ante li lukin e ni li mushi tan pakala. pilin ni li _________. ni li ""pilin pona pi pakala""" lon toki toshi.



ma pi nanpa tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu pi ma meu-ika li yo e nena mute pi pona lukin. nimi pi ma ni li _________. ni li ""yo e kule""" lon toki epanya.



tenpo wan taso la yan li kepeken e nimi ""THATGREEKWORD""" lon toki elena ((nimi ni li ""kama sou-eli""" lon toki elena pi tenpo pini)). yan li kepeken e nimi lon tenpo wan taso li kepeken ala e ona lon tenpo ante la yan sona li toki e ni: nimi li _________ _________. ni li ""tenpo wan taso la yan li toki e ona""" lon toki elena pi tenpo pini.



ni li telo seli kashi sonko. nimi ona li _________. ni li ""akeshi suli pimeya""" lon toki sonko.



ken la telo en kon li kama seli lon telo suli pashipiko. ni kama la kon li ken kama ike mute lon ma ante mute. nimi pi telo seli ni li _________ _________. ni li ""mii-e lili""" lon toki epanya.



yan li pilin e ni: yan ante li ike tan ni: ona li kama yo e mani mute la ona li kepeken ike e mani. yan li toki e ni: yan ante li _________ _________. ni li ""tenpo pini la yo ala e mani mute,, tenpo ni la yo e mani mute""" lon toki kanse.



yan inu li pali e tomo kepeken telo lete kiu-en. taso yan li lon tomo ni la yan li seli mute. tomo ni li pona mute tan ni: kon li lete la yan li ken au-en lon tomo ni li ken lape li pilin seli. tomo ni li _________. ni li ""tomo""" lon toki inu.



yan pi kulupu lawa li toki e ni: ""o kute!!! tenpo pini la yan ni li pali e iyo ike. ona li ike!!!""" yan ante pi kulupu lawa li kute li toki e ni: ""yan o,, shina pali ala pali e iyo ike ni?? shina ike ala ike??""" yan li ken toki e ni: ""yan ante pi kulupu lawa o,, mi toki ala e ni: ``mi pali ala.''' mi toki ala e ni: ``mi pali.''' mi toki e ni taso: ``ken la mi pali. o pali e u-ile shina tawa mi.'''""" nimi pi toki ni li _________ _________. ni li ""mi u-ile ala utala""" lon toki lashina.



yan li mushi tan ni: ona li lon. yan ni li pilin pona li yo e _________ _________ _________. ni li ""mushi tan lon""" anu ""mushi tan ale""" lon toki kanse.



ken la yan li pilin e ni: ""pilin en toki pi yan ante li ike.""" taso yan li toki ala e ni: ""toki pi yan ante li ike.""" yan li toki e ni: ""yan ante li ike li yaki a!!!""" yan li toki e ni la ona li kepeken e toki _________ _________. ni li ""tawa yan""" lon toki lashina.



ken la yan li u-ile pana e shitelen tawa yan ante. taso yan ante li au-en lon ma ante. ni la yan li pana e ona kepeken ilo tawa kon. yan li shitelen e nimi _________ _________ lon selo pi shitelen la shitelen li tawa lon ilo tawa kon. ni li ""kepeken ilo tawa kon""" lon toki kanse.



tenpo pimeya la yan lon ma ishilan anu ma kanata anu ma oseliya anu ma ante li ken lukin e suno kule lon pimeya. ni li ken yo e kule mute ante. tenpo mute la ona li i-elo laso. taso yan lon ma lipiya anu ma ekato li ken ala lukin e ona. nimi pi suno kule ni li _________. ni li ""tenpo pi suno kama""" lon toki lashina.



yan palata li seli e pan lipu _________. ((yan li ken moku kepeken pan ni.)) ni li ""pan""" lon toki pashi.



yan li moku lon tomo moku. lon ma meu-ika la moku suli li _________. tenpo mute la moku ni li sou-eli.((taso lon ma inli anu ma oseliya la yan li kepeken ante e nimi ni. lon ma inli la _________ li moku lili li moku pi nanpa wan lon tenpo moku.)) ni li ""kama""" lon toki kanse.



yan li lukin e moku mute li toki a ni: ""pona a!!! moku ale li lon!!! ni li _________!!!""" ni li ""supa moku pi moku lon pan lipu tsu""" lon toki u-ensa.



kulupu utala li ken pilin pona anu ike. pilin ona li _________ _________ _________. ni li ""kon kulupu""" anu ""kon shii-elo""" lon toki kanse.

[Suspence]

I'll try this - http://inamidst.com/services/tokipana
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[Suspence]

Probably needs work, but I get this initially:

language!!! simplicity ha. time that it's said shina wisdom such this: <br />
this is language niyon no is talking simplicity.



shina can not is able to look at such word belonging to talking good use with
shitelen niyon that?? O hey! look at!!! <br />
we my shitelen such name of paint colourful colour
ale belonging to language good: loi-such,, i-elo,, blue-green,, white,, pimeya.
<br />
we my shitelen such word belonging to number -th ale of language simplicity: a
unit,, tsu. <br />
good ah!!! period of time this it's said shina knowledge see such language
good...... O hey! mushi!!!

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indoor constructed space meal eat is is able to yo such meal eat many or else
change. food is is able to become by earth many. food ale is be in/at/on be
there box tall. yan is is able to see such meal eat ale. yan is u-ile such meal
eat it's said he is talking such word of food. yan work is give such meal eat
to yan. e.g. house food this is _________. this is ""meal eat belonging to good
many""" be present language toshi.



woman small is au-and be in/at/on be there e.g. house is work similar parent.
only he is mother no is become by land difference different otherwise. she is
_________ _________. that is ""be in/at/on be there similar""" be present
language kanse.



yan ale is yo such name. sole but yan is shitelen such shitelen it's said he is
is able to u-ile no such that: yan or else change is wisdom such word she. yan
is can use with not such name he is can use with such _________ _________
_________. that is ""word belonging to tool shitelen""" be present talking
kanse.



yan belonging to nashin seu-i yuta is can food such food a unit it's said yan
is language such that: ""meal eat that is _________.""" yan of nashin seu-i
yuta is is able to not meal eat such meal eat or else change it's said yan is
talking such this: ""food this is _________ not.""" ((sou-eli is tsu such end
foot is meal eat shin such meal eat she it's said he is _________.)) that is
""simplicity""" or ""be present nashin""" be present talking iu-ishi.



is able to it's said that is be in/at/on be there: period of time ale it's said
yan is crazy very or she is bad many. yan this is bad to yan or else change is
_________ _________. that is ""yan small negative many""" be in/at/on be there
talking kanse.



can it's said iyo bad is become to yan is accident such she. yan difference
different otherwise is look at such this is mushi by blunder. emotion this is
_________. that is ""emotion good belonging to blunder""" be in/at/on be there
language toshi.



land of number -th tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu
tsu tsu tsu tsu of earth meu-ika is yo such bump many belonging to good see.
word of earth that is _________. that is ""yo such colour""" be present talking
epanya.



time one only it's said yan is use with such word ""THATGREEKWORD""" be present
talking elena ((name that is ""come sou-eli""" be present talking elena of
period of time end)). yan is use with such name be present time a unit only is
use with no such she be present period of time difference different otherwise
it's said yan wisdom is language such this: word is _________ _________. that
is ""time one sole but it's said yan is language such she""" be present
language elena of period of time end.



that is water warmth kashi sonko. word he is _________. that is ""akeshi big
pimeya""" be present talking sonko.



is able to it's said liquid and wind is come warmth be present liquid big
pashipiko. this come it's said air is can come bad very be present land
difference different otherwise many. name belonging to water fire this is
_________ _________. this is ""mii-such little""" be present talking epanya.



yan is emotion such that: yan or else change is bad from this: he is come yo
such material wealth very it's said he is use with bad such material wealth.
yan is talking such this: yan difference different otherwise is _________
_________. this is ""time end it's said yo no such money many,, time this it's
said yo such money many""" be in/at/on be there language kanse.



yan inu is work such indoor constructed space use with liquid cold cold kiu-
and. only yan is be in/at/on be there indoor constructed space that it's said
yan is fire many. indoor constructed space this is simplicity many by this: air
is uncooked cool down it's said yan is can au-and be present e.g. house that is
is able to rest sleeping is emotion fire. indoor constructed space this is
_________. that is ""e.g. house""" be present language inu.



yan of group mind main is talking such that: ""O hey! hear auditory!!! period
of time end it's said yan this is activity such iyo negative. she is bad!!!"""
yan difference different otherwise of group head is hear auditory is language
such that: ""yan O hey!,, shina activity not activity such iyo negative that??
shina bad not bad??""" yan is can language such that: ""yan or else change of
group mind main O hey!,, I language not such this: ``we my work no.''' we my
talking not such that: ``we my activity.''' we my talking such this sole but:
``is able to it's said I activity. O hey! work such u-ile shina to we my.'''"""
name of language this is _________ _________. this is ""I u-ile not
disharmony""" be present talking lashina.



yan is mushi by this: he is be in/at/on be there. yan that is feelings good is
yo such _________ _________ _________. this is ""mushi by be present""" or
""mushi by ale""" be in/at/on be there language kanse.



can it's said yan is feelings such this: ""feelings and talking belonging to
yan or else change is bad.""" sole but yan is talking not such this: ""talking
of yan or else change is bad.""" yan is talking such this: ""yan or else change
is bad is yaki ah!!!""" yan is language such that it's said she is use with
such language _________ _________. this is ""in order to yan""" be present
talking lashina.



can it's said yan is u-ile put such shitelen in order to yan or else change.
only yan difference different otherwise is au-and be present earth or else
change. that it's said yan is give such he use with tool to air. yan is
shitelen such name _________ _________ be present outside of shitelen it's said
shitelen is to be present device in order to wind. that is ""use with device to
wind""" be present language kanse.



time pimeya it's said yan be in/at/on be there land ishilan or earth kanata or
earth oseliya or land difference different otherwise is is able to look at such
light colour be present pimeya. this is is able to yo such paint colourful
colour very difference different otherwise. time very it's said he is i-elo
blue. sole but yan be present earth lipiya or earth ekato is is able to not see
such he. word belonging to light colour that is _________. that is ""period of
time of light come""" be in/at/on be there language lashina.



yan palata is warmth such pan e.g. paper _________. ((yan is is able to meal
eat use with pan that.)) that is ""pan""" be present talking pashi.



yan is meal eat be present e.g. house food. be in/at/on be there earth meu-ika
it's said food big is _________. time very it's said food that is sou-
eli.((only be in/at/on be there land inli or land oseliya it's said yan is use
with difference different otherwise such name that. be in/at/on be there land
inli it's said _________ is food small is meal eat of number -th a unit be
present time food.)) this is ""come""" be present talking kanse.



yan is see such food many is language ha this: ""good ah!!! food ale is be
present!!! this is _________!!!""" that is ""e.g furniture meal eat of meal eat
be present pan flat and bendable thing tsu""" be present language u-ensa.



community conflict is is able to emotion simplicity or negative. emotion he is
_________ _________ _________. this is ""wind group""" or ""air shii-elo""" be
in/at/on be there talking kanse.
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[Suspence]

It definitely seems that all instances of "shi" need to be "si". It appears the "y" needs to change as well, but I'm not sure to what yet.

toki - language
pona - simplicity
a - ah
tenpo - time
ni - this
la - it's said
sina - you your
sona - wisdom
e - such
ni - this
ni - this
li - is
toki - language
niyon - niyon
ala - no
li - is
toki - language
pona - simplicity

If I assume that "niyon" means Japanese, this could say something like "this is not Japanese language, this is Toki Pona". Depending on how you interpret the "no" after "niyon", I suppose it could also say "this is Japanese, not Toki Pona".
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[gftt*]

btw, I could have transliterated "tu" instead of "tsu", seeing how the translator didn't know what to do with "tsu".

[Suspence]

Tu = Two

Which makes more sense in the repeated string...

land of number -th tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu
tsu tsu tsu tsu of earth
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ma - earth
pi - belonging to
nanpa - number -th
tu (x19) - two duo (x19)
pi - of
ma - land
meu-ika - meu-ika
li - is
yo - yo
e - such
nena - nose
mute - very
pi - belonging to
pona - good
lukin. - see.
nimi - name
pi - of
ma - land
ni - that
li _________. - is _________.
ni - this
li - is
yo - yo
e - such
kule - paint colourful colour
lon - be in/at/on be there
toki - language
epanya. - epanya.
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[Suspence]

I have approximately 95% of the words identified and successfully translated. Words have multiple meanings, and I haven't studied the grammar to really make heads or tails of how it is put together.

That said, each piece of text seems to end with a language.

toki tosi = German
toki kanse = French
toki iwisi = Hebrew
toki epanja = Spanish
toki elena = Greek (near the end of the part with the Greek word)
toki sonko = Chinese
toki inu = Inuit
toki lasina = Latin
toki pasi = Pasilingua? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasilingua
toki wensa = Swedish

It looks like each clue is trying to get us to find a word taken from that language.

The first French one is something about a woman who stays in the home who isn't a parent but similar. Two lines equal two words, so maybe AU PAIR?

I believe the Inuit one is referring to an IGLOO, from what I can make out:
jan - person
inu -Eskimo
li - (used to introduce a new verb for the same subject)
pali - build
e - (introduces direct object)
tomo - house
kepeken - using
telo - water
lete - to freeze

The Hebrew one could be something like KOSHER, it talks about food people of doctrine can/can't eat.

The one with the 19 "2"s is Spanish, and includes the word "colorful". The 38th state is COLORADO.

The Swedish one has something about a lot of food. Given the limited Swedish words used in English, I'm guessin SMORGASBORD.

The final one, which is French, appears to be about the good or bad feelings of a group - ESPRIT DE CORPS.

I can't make much of the rest. If I can clean up the translation, I'll post it here to allow others to collaborate.
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[gftt*]

that is water warmth plant sonko. name he is _________. that is ""reptile tall black""" be present language sonko.

water warmth plant = tea? tall reptile = dragon which in chinese is "long". OOLONG means black dragon.

[Suspence]

Putting them in order:

DELICATESSEN - A place with lots of good food in German
AU PAIR - A woman sort of like a parent in the home in French
???? ???? ???? - Something about drawing or art in French
KOSHER - Food that doctrine says you can/can't eat in Hebrew
???? - Something in French
SCHADENFREUDE - Something bad happening is fun in German
COLORADO - 38th land, colorful in Spanish
???? ???? - Mammals, time, turned into a cow, etc in Greek
OOLONG - Hot drink, black reptile in Chinese
EL NINO - Water, wind, bad event, little man in Spanish
NOUVEAU RICHE - Something about money, having and not having in French
IGLOO - Building built with frozen water in Inuit
???? ???? - Something about not wanting to fight in Latin
JOIE DE VIVRE - Good fun feelings people have in French
???? ???? - Something about different people in Latin
???? ???? - Device for moving in the air in French
AURORA - Something about seeing the lights differently from north/south countries that you can't see from equatorial countries in Latin
NAAN - Indian flatbread in ???? (pasi - farsi?)
???? - Something about food and differences in the USA vs England/Australia
SMORGASBORD - Lots of food and drink in Swedish
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Feeling of a group in French

DANKE SCHOEN I?J??A??SE
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[Suspence]

Just for kicks, call in ARIGATO GOZAIMASU (Arlo Guthrie)

It could be DANKE SCHOEN IN JAPANESE.
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[gftt*]

[novice*]

Nice work!

[LordKinbote]

ARIGATO GOZAIMASU is right. We got a lot of close-but-no-cigar calls, because lots of teams ignored the "7 9" at the bottom.

Next: Strip Mind by Patrick Blindauer

[Suspence]

I didn't even see the 7 9, but I guess it was easier since we've already made the Woodstock connection. Did you get a lot of DOMO ARIGATO?
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[gftt*]

That was fun. Nice insight on foreign words/phrases; I wouldn't have found that.

On the crossword, I have the bottom right corners (in some order):

[gftt*]

right ends:

[Gomez*]

[LordKinbote]

[Suspence]

This puzzle hasn't yet captured my imagination, but I guess I'll start working on it just so gftt isn't totally disappointed when he gets back...
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[Suspence]

[Suspence]

Don't know which is for the top and bottom until we can connect up, but this starts at 8:

[Suspence]

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[Suspence]

Finally completed the above. No time to follow the instructions now, maybe later this afternoon.
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[Suspence]

So:

GLUE BOTH GRIDS BACK TO BACK THEN TAPE ONE END TO THE OTHER WITH A HALF TWIST

The result is a mobius strip.

THEN USE SCISSORS TO CUT ON THE LINE BELOW THIS ANSWER.

Cutting it "below this answer" yields two intertwined loops, one long one containing the top and bottom three rows of both grids, one shorter one containing the middle three rows.

NOW YOU HAVE TWO LOOPS.

Check. As I said, I have two intertwined loops. The shorter one is a mobius strip. The longer one has two full twists.

FIND THE MATCHING LETTERS IN THE MIDDLE ROW OF BOTH LOOPS. NOTE THAT THE SMALLER OF THE LOOPS WILL BE USED TWICE.

I'm struggling to figure out how to apply this rule. The loops are two-sided, intertwined, and twisted, so I'm not exactly sure what to do.
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[novice]

Long strip, and short strip repeated twice below:

[novice]

These letters match up: NALJUCARDIZARINLESMA

Maybe slide one of the strips until something more meaningful shows up.

[gftt*]

[gftt*]

[LordKinbote]

[Suspence]

[gftt*]

Well, that was quite the procrastination tool.

Here's my work:

A5I = 100*(TriLRD + CLCF mod1000)+ PhD = 317500
A4I = QNAMT + TriLRD*PDPT - 20345 = 4720052
A3I = IHQNAMT - 24*TriLRD - 5*IPEQC [should end in 0, or probably 9 ] = 9999
A2I = 1728*TriLRD + 276 = 4736724
AtoI= [IHQNAMT - IdTEE (possibly-5000) - NRHB(missingdigit) - TriLRD] without trailing 0's
= [IHQNAMT - 12000 - NRHB(missingdigit) - TriLRD] without trailing 0's
= [86438 - 12000 - 4967 - 2741] without 0's = 6673
For purposes of the computation of adjustments to income only, and for no other purpose, the net relativistic hotchpot basis shall have its middlemost digit stricken.
If said basis shall contain an even number of digits before said striking, “middlemost,” for purposes of this clause only, and for no other purpose, shall be defined to mean “first.”
If said basis shall contain an odd number of digits before said striking, it shall be decreased by one, after said striking, but before any further computation.
**If IdTEE> 9,000, they shall be decreased by a further 5,000 for purposes of the computation of adjustments to income only, and for no other purpose.**
IPEQC = 2131
AMT = MT^5 + 14MT^4 + 18MT^3 + 21MT^2 + 7MT + 14 = 26227362
AYRRC = 25000*(floor(GI/250000)+1) = 525000
CLCF= ARP73E - 1 + 2^(sum of first two digits in ARP73E) = 7397 + 1024 = 8421
FF = VREZC append MNFOA [ mod 3100635 if over 40million] = 222181
LKHES = max(VREZC * MNFOA * 3 - USA, 1000) - AYRRC/1000 sans zero = 12004
PhD = |QNAMT - ARP73E| - 74740 = 83438-7398-74740 = 1300
FCDP = TDC + 88 = 80000
AGG = 12 (GL + GG^2) = 118812
AGL = 12 (GG + GL^2) = 121188
GG = 99
Gambling gains are the least whole number of credits greater than the quotient of modified net income over adjusted net income.
In the event that said whole number is non-zero, it shall be further multiplied by 10, then added to the number of letters in the alphabet contained in Section 61 of the Galactic Tax Code (including subsection labels) minus five, then divided by 29.
Under no circumstances shall gambling gains be equal to 112,006. In the event that they are, add 6 to the modified net income, notwithstanding any other provision of law, and recompute gambling gains.
In the event that the gambling gains (inclusive of the instructions in subclause (a) but not of the instructions in subclause (b)) are an even multiple of 5, add 1 to said gambling gains.
GL = min(ANI + MNI + MANI, 100) = 100
HQNAMT = QNAMT + 30 = 83468
GI = A5I + A4I = 5037552
AGI = A4I + AtoI = 4726725
MGI = A5I + A3I = 327499
MAGI = A4I + A3I = 4730051
NetI = A3I + A2I = 4746723
ANI = A3I + AtoI = 16672
MNI = A2I + AtoI = 4743397
MANI = AtoI + A5I = 324173
IdTEE = IgTEE - 8000 = 17000
IHQNAMT = HQNAMT reversed = 86438
MNFOA = | GI mod 1000 - MGI mod 1000| + |GI mod 100 - MGI mod 100| + (MGI mod 10)^2 = 181
NRHB = HQNAMT - 2IdTEE (first digit should = 1/2 of last digit) = 83468 - 34000 = 49468
NAMT = sum of cubes of digits of AMT = 8 + 216 + 8 + 8 + 343 + 27 + 216 + 8 = 834
IgTEE = IsTEE/40 (unless?) = 25000
IsTEE = IpTEE/100 (unless?) = 1000000
PDPT = .5 * (ARP73E - 4000) = .5 * (3398) = 1699
PTO = MAGI - (NetI-ANI if over zero) [should end in zero or probably 9] = 0
PYEBDRT = MNFOA + FF + AGG but maybe changed = 641091

If the amount computed in this subsection does not exceed 750,000, then it shall be recomputed as though the miscellaneous non-farm overhead adjustment were the least multiple of the miscellaneous non-farm overhead adjustment to exceed 300,000.
QNAMT = NAMT palindromized = 83438
RoboTO = PPP + FCDP - PYEBDRT if over 0 = 202
TO = PTO + FF + PPP (minus LKHES?) = 771470
Please remit this amount to the tax authority facility specified by your processing code. Your processing code consists of a facility code, followed by a checksum code, followed by a sorting code. Compute the facility code using the preliminary tax owed on table C1, the checksum code using the allowable gambling losses on table C2, and the sorting code using the allowable gambling gains on table C1.
Along with any tax owed, please remit any robotax owed.
If you engaged in a like-kind hovercopter exchange event, you must deduct the like-kind hovercopter exchange setoff from the tax owed and stand on your head.
TDC = |MAGI -AGI| * 1.5 - 77 + extras??? (75000?) = 79912
Add to the time dilation correction so computed any scaling factor previously required to be deducted.
USA = [100(NetI - MNI) - (MGI + 1)] / 300 = 17
TriLRD = PGGBF + RBSCC = 610 + 2131 = 2741
VREZC = GI mod 100 + [|GI mod 1000 - AGI mod 1000| - |GI mod 10 - AGI mod 10| if over zero] = 222
PPP = 2528*VREZC - 10000000000 * PTO + processing fees? (77?) = 561293

The form at the top then reads CA P1T 771470
and if you "stand on your head" for the last entry (as specified in the instructions) you get CA P1T OL HILL.

Call in CAPITOL HILL

[LordKinbote]

Nice job.

Next (and last for the round): The Answers are Somehow Connected by Kai Huang

We'll see how this one goes. Regardless, you've got more than enough to solve the meta for this round.