On The Beach

[Gomez]

Page two pwned. Recognise.

You're messing with us, aren't you Lunar? There are so many hundreds of 'free essay & book report' sites on the net, many offering several different essays on each book they cover, that the odds against you and another kid the same class choosing the same site and the same report for the same book must be astronomical. Way I see it, either you're messing with us or you have some bizarre pathological quirk compelling you to make yourself look like an utter dumbass on these boards as often as possible.



[This message has been edited by Gomez (edited 03-30-2004 08:43 AM).]

[Quailman]

[ZutAlors!]

Google search: "on the beach" essay. Fourth hit is Free Essay on On The Beach. I'll bet a dollar that LR's essay begins,

[mith]

I wouldn't even give him that much credit. He was probably just scared Snik would post about it first.

Incidentally, we are going to be doing labs the last six weeks, and I think I might print this thread out and give to my students, as a case against plagarism.

[Gomez]

Originally posted by Quailman:

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But what do you want to bet that the same one comes up first when different people search the same terms? Or that both of these schmucks are cheap and both ordered the cheapest report from the cheapest site?

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Yeah, you're right. Didn't think of that. That would definately lower the odds.

Lunar. I apologise for accusing you of messing with us to get a reaction when in fact you're just a dumbass. Never again will I attribute to malevolence what can be explained away by stupidity.

[LunarsRevenge]

First off the kid did have the same report and he got a zero to and the funny thing is his mom typed it for him supposably, so his mom is the one who cheated...lmao. Anyways, you guys are utterly stupid you act like you've never made a mistake before. Oh well its people like you that deserved to be stabbed. Maybe if your internet egos would be deflated you peeps wouldnt think you were the bad asses of net... looks like you met your match. PWNED!!

[Quailman]

[ZutAlors!]

ZA is sad. Sad, sad, sad.

He was nice to LR. He gave LR props. Props, props, props.

LR was not nice. He said PWN. Pwn, Pwn, Pwn.

That is why ZA is sad.

[Coyote]

[Coyote]

Oh, and just for the record, I've made lots of mistakes, and most of 'em were completely my fault. And I paid the consequences, and learned from the experience. Go thou, and do likewise.

[Legend of Tenshi]

That sounds like an interesting thread. Admit your fault in a very stupid and possibly dangerous failure of judgement.

And LR, yes you are the only one to make the mistake you have, at least I hope you are. Plagiarism is a very base crime indeed. You are actually quite lucky all you got was a fail. I have seen people expelled for that behaviour. I do thank you for this thread though, its the only real laughs I have been getting for the last week or so.



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Lunars Revenge: Wow interesting discussion this turned into... and for those of you who didnt want me to get it... to late I already did...

Roley: I'm not convinced that you get it, LunarsRevenge.

Lunars Revenge: Im not talking about the convo, Im talking about the free bookreport .

[Gomez]

quote:

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Maybe if your internet egos would be deflated you peeps wouldnt think you were the bad asses of net... looks like you met your match. PWNED!!

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If our "match" is someone who would struggle to beat a trained chicken at tic-tac-toe we are in a sorry state indeed.

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[Suspence]

In case you are just tuning in to this thread, here is a quick recap:

1. Lunar tells the GL that he is so stupid that cannot do his own book report, so he would like to plagiarize.

2. The GL tells Lunar that plagiarism is bad.

3. Lunar tells us the GL that they are stupid and he plagiarizes a book report anyway.

4. The GL tells Lunar that they hope he gets caught.

5. Lunar tells us that the teacher is too stupid to catch him.

6. Lunar gets caught. He tells us that the stupid teacher only caught him because another stupid kid in the same stupid class copied the same stupid book report.

7. The GL collectively belly-laughs.

8. Lunar tells us how stupid we are for laughing at him.


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[Lilifreid]

9. Lili laughs again, this time cause Lunar came looking for sympathy from the people who said "Don't do that!"

[Sniklac16]

Originally posted by Vegetable:

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"Hey snik, what's lunar's name?"

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I know its too late, but for future reference maybe, his name is Trey.

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"Stories just show the writers imagination but poetry is writing from the heart"

[Beartalon]

I don't know why I want to do this. Maybe I'm just so overtired that I don't feel like putting up with anyone's crap...

Originally posted by Who Really Cares?:

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Anyways, you guys are utterly stupid

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Yup, did my very own book report on that, and got an A+. The work was all mine and I got an award for it. Yup. that's the success that stupid people crave.

Originally posted by We've miss you more than you know, but less than you expect:

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you act like you've never made a mistake before.

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No, we know we made mistakes. Not warning your parents before your birth comes to mind.

Originally posted by The Lean Mean Killing Machine:

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Oh well its people like you that deserved to be stabbed.

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With your hidden internet knife? If the blade is measured in internet inches, it's only a pin. Do you know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Maybe you can count them for us, pinhead. Don't poke yourself in the eye. I'm not needling you. Like the nurse said, "It won't hurt. It's just a little prick."

Originally posted by Head is up his:

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Maybe if your internet egos would be deflated you peeps wouldnt think you were the bad asses of net...

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It's not my internet ego. This is what I'm like all the time. Bigger, badder, and with far more education than you, in book-smarts, street-smarts and life-smarts. That's what blows my mind about you. You are not willing to listen to anyone who actually HAS EXPERIENCE in the mistakes you've made and LEARNED from them, especially the lesson that states "Sometimes, it's your own stupid fault". If you ever finish school, you'll discover that you have to actually produce your own work to survive.

Originally posted by Match made in ???:

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looks like you met your match

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*Snort* Only if I'm lying down, tied-up, half-dead and lobotomized.

Something else you learn in real life is when to stop being stupid. Are you done yet?

I'm done now. Einstein said that true success is x+y+z. X is hard work, Y is a good amount of play, but Z... That's knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Here Lunar. Have a few ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's.

Don't bother responding, because I already know your response will be stupid. Avoid the rush. Stop now.

[This message has been edited by Beartalon (edited 04-28-2004 12:40 AM).]

[Sniklac16]

Know whats funny? Remember how Lunar said I have a anger problem and flip out about everything? Well today he was writing a note to someone and had like 3 words on it and me and this other kid took it and ripped it up and he took a pen and said, "I'll jam this in your ear" and then we started to laugh and he's like, "It's not funny you homos. Congradualtions you just graduated from faggot." What is that supposed to mean? This kid is a moron.

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"Stories just show the writers imagination but poetry is writing from the heart"

[Quailman]

Here's some essays on El Nino, Lightning, and Walt Whitman, in case you need them, Lunar.

[Beartalon]

That's a little more subtle than my approach...

[Vinny]

lmao

Are these essays for real? I am dying over here reading it! These gotta be made up for humorous purpose.