Irish Drinking Song

[Jedo the Jedi]

I don't know if anybody in here watches Who's Line is it Anyway?, after all it's only re-runs now, but I do and I love the Irish Drinking Song segment.

The way this can work is I will state a topic and proceed to start the "song". Then someone else will write the next line. This goes on for four verses of eight lines each, so thirty-two lines, and every other line rhymes (ABCB style). Whoever ends the song picks the next topic and starts it over.

Topic: Plastic Surgery

"I went to the doctor,



[This message has been edited by Jedo the Jedi (edited 05-29-2004 05:40 PM).]

[Chuck]

He said, "You're out of luck!"

[kevinatilusa]

We're fresh out of new noses,

[Jedo the Jedi]

We'll get one from a duck.

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

But then I went a-thinkin',

[Jedo the Jedi]

What would I do with that?

[Chuck]

But then I realized,

[Jedo the Jedi]

I've got a lot of fat.

[Legend of Tenshi]

So I cried out to the doctor

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[Courk]

I want some liposuction!

[Agamemnon]

Diddle-aye diddle-aye dum dum da roo

[Legend of Tenshi]

Didly-Dee Potatoes!

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[Jedo the Jedi]

(I'll ignore those last two.)

I need to get rid of this,

[Courk]

I've eaten too much turducken.

[Agamemnon]

[Jedo the Jedi]

I know that, Aga, but it kind of interrupted the flow of the song. It could have waited 'til we were at the end of a verse.

[Jedo the Jedi]

He put me on a table,

[Lepton]

He swag and polished his probes

[Jedo the Jedi]

Then he cut me open,

(Should we move this to the OT?)

[This message has been edited by Jedo the Jedi (edited 05-30-2004 03:27 PM).]

[Chuck]

From toes to frontal lobes.

[Jedo the Jedi]

It took quite a while,

[Legend of Tenshi]

To find the nefarious fat

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[Jedo the Jedi]

But when he took a look at it,

[Chuck]

He bought a bigger vat.

[wordcross]

He cut and scooped and scraped

[This message has been edited by wordcross (edited 05-30-2004 07:32 PM).]

[pokerfaced]

But then I heard him swear,

[mith]

[npos]I can't tell if you guys are really bad at singing, or really good at drinking. I'll most this to VG unless there is an objection.[/npos]

[Jedo the Jedi]

VG?! What's wrong with OT? If you think it needs to be moved to the VG, then go ahead. It needs more attention.

[Jedo the Jedi]

Because he'd seen a side o' me

[Legend of Tenshi]

|A very poiniant side -o- (orbiting ~swoons~) me|

Eye-di Eye-di Eye-di Eye-di Eye-di Eye-di BEAR!

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[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 05-31-2004 11:22 PM).]

[Lepton]

Jedo must be on the drink now. I can't even conceive of "swear" and "me" rhyming

[Courk]

Actually, LoT was the one with that "rhyme."

[Lepton]

......good point. Let me just work some magic and get this going again.

[Lepton]

The bear it was ferocious

[Legend of Tenshi]

And it ate my legpoor -o- she keeps dissappearing

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[The Doctor]

I now look like Long John Silver

[The Doctor]

(IMHO, this should be moved to OT. [My reasoning is that VG games often have a winner, and this games does not.] Thanks for reactivating the WLIIA games, Jedo!)

[Dragon Phoenix]

I agree. Off we go to OT.