Public Service Announcement

[The Ktulu]

This is a public service announcement.

Whoever is driving the blue Chevrolet Monte Carlo, you left your lights on, and you are double-parked.

Please keep all hands inside for the duration of this ride.

Laser pointers are prohibited.

DO NOT ENTER.

Do not feed the animals.

Do not feed the humans.

The Ktulu le gusta correr desnudo en los pasillos de su escuela.

Reminder: this is a public service announcement. All violators of this PSA will be shot.

The Scientific Community has done much research and has concluded: you are not safe. We strongly advise that you bolt your doors and lock your windows. Their research also shows that you are safer without individual thinking. Work is being done on brain chips that will allow us to network our minds as one. Information will be passed between persons faster than DSL or Cable or Satellite Internet. Lastly, the research has shown that there is a strong correlation between people with vowels in their names and eventual death. We strongly advise you to get your name changed to JHNSMTH or something similar.

Oh, and whoever is driving the blue Monte Carlo, your lights are still on, you are still double-parked, and you really need to visit a car wash.

[pikachamp]

i think i just walked into the wrong labyrinth

[PhantasyStarOnline]

::drives away in the blue Monte Carlo::

WHEE!

::drives off cliff::

Oops. *THUD*

[PhantasyStarOnline]

::pulls the car out of the river::

::uses Trimate on it::

::smiles::

::drives off again::

[pikachamp]

*hijacks the car*
wheeeee!

[JDTAY]

::uses Laconia Sword on car and pika::

[Death Mage]

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[The Ktulu]

Dang...I don't think you missed one at all. Wow. And I read the whole thing....

[Vinny]

slow Saturday, DM?

[Vinny]

This is a test. Repeat, this is only a test.

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beeb beeb beeb beeb
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aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
whoyerdaddyandwhatdoeshedo
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is only a test.

[pikachamp]

you failed

[PhantasyStarOnline]

::casts Grants on everyone::

[pikachamp]

*casts antigrants on everyone*

[MatthewV]

aha! the contents were not under pressure! I'm going to sue because it exploded (show me where this was covered)

[pikachamp]

it's neo!