New spam variant

[Samadhi]

Weird. Any one else getting this stuff?

Originally posted by The SPAM:

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Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed s ytjtxkpn jzwloa


Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com


Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

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A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all.

[Duke Gnome]

So what is the problem? Just get out the yellow pages, find your client a suitable vendor and start spending your 5 grand.

[jesternl]

Well do you have any idae how hard it is to still find 256GB SRAM modules? They stopped producing those years ago. D'Oh

[Quailman]

quote:

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2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

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When he says he needs the complete jumper/auxiliary system, I assume that includes the dilithium crystal as well.

[jesternl]

I think they were depleted when we pointed them at the phasers...

[casinopete]

Waaaaaiit a minute... Those sound like the parts to an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator...

I don't think you should help him (unless he ups the fee to $10,000).

[Neo]

I dunno pete, unless he already has a Dormillion V9/G4-2 Anti-Vibration Phase Capacitor, I don't see how it could be an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

It would have to be a Illudium Q-37 Explosive Space Modulator.

Oh, and don't forget the cookie.

[The Cruciverbalist]

Ooh! ~puts spittoon on head, shuffles around~

And it is, in fact, 36

[Neo]

A Q-37 would need 512GB of SRAM. Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake.

[extropalopakettle]

How about this one, from lutman_m@libero.it:

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ADVERTISING, MARKETING AND INTERNATIONAL
COMMUNICATIONS SERVICES (AMICS)
Office : 18, Rue Paris Villa koumassi 02 BP 2563 Abidjan 02 République de Cote d'Ivoire. TEL:225-0788 8664.

(SUPPLY OF COW MEDICINE)
Dear Sir,
I came in contact with your esteem company through your country's Chamber of commerce. I became interested and decided to write you and tender a request for detailed information about your company. I have a business of cow medicine supply with a desire to have a link-up for Trade relationship with you for mutual benefits. I am Mr, LUTMAN MOHAMMED the corporate affairs Public Relations Manager of an Ivory Coast based public Relations Firm-ADVERTISING, MARKETING AND INTERNATIONAL COMMUNICATIONS SERVICES (AMICS). During an international business seminar which was held in Quebec Canada between the 7th and 19th October 1999 in which I was privileged to attend.

I came in contact with prominent international business magnets-among whom was Alhaji SHERIF AL-MUSTAFA. The President of Mc Bella Group of Companies (S.A.R.L.) a reknown Muslim Imam and a successful businessman, with Cattle Farms in Belgium, Haiti, Middle East and North African sub-Regions. Alhaji Sheriff Al-Mustafa is at the moment the greatest supplier of Cattle to the whole of middle East bloc. After a bit introduction of my self and profession, Alhaji Sheriff Al-Mustafa was delighted to come in contact with me and with a profound interest to do business with me in all capacity. Though Alhadji Sheriff Al-Mustafa is an accomplished businessman, but complained bitterly on the huge amount of money he spends on the purchase of a particular cow medicine, but very vital COW medicine which according to him costs him as much as $5,000 US dollars per carton with a minimum Order of 1,500 cartons monthly. Alhadji Sheriff Al-Mustafa was exceedingly very much delighted when I told him that my company can source for the supply of this medicine at very reasonable and unique prices.

Upon my arrival back to Africa - I discussed the entire business with my boss, he became interested he decided to carry out a market survey. We discovered that the said medicine can be bought directly from the manufacturers in Europe at price of $2,000 per arton. Thereafter, we made a proposal to Mc Bella Group of Companies (S.A.R.L.) to supply him at $4,800 per carton. The proposal was accepted by the company at the above stated price. I made an oral agreement with my boss-who agreed to give me 15% of the gross profit. On the 20th. Of November 2000 we made our first supply of 400 cartons to Mc Bella Group of Companies (S.A.R.L.)Unfortunately, my boss took advantage of my carefreeness - in that the agreement was unwritten, but a mere oral agreement based on the confidence I bestowed on him - I was denied the 15%, but instead he bought an old model 504 saloon car for me, contrary to our initial agreement. As a result of this inconsistency, our relationship seized to be cordial as ever.

Recently, I intercepted some of the letters from McBEllA GROUP of Companies (S.A.R.L.) to my boss. I was startled when I discovered that my boss had made six more supplies of which I had no knowledge. Besides, McBAllA GROUP of Companies (S.A.R.L.) has placed Order for additional 500 cartons before the end of next month. As I did mentioned above - this letter was intercepted and I have since contacted Alhadji Sheriff Al-Mustafa the President of Mc Bella Group of Companies (S.A.R.L.) and was able to convinced him that I can arrange for an international supplier who is also the manufacturer of the Cow medicine to supply him at a cheaper price of $4,400 per carton-less $400 from his former supplier-which was my boss. Alhaji Sheriff Al-Mustafa is much delighted on this arrangement and on-cash-and-carry basis.

Meanwhile, Alhaji Sheriff Al-Mustafa has suspended further contacts with my boss. But now the question is this: (1) Can you handle this project? (2) What will be my commission? If the answer to the above questions is affirmative-do not hesitate to contact me immediately to further discussion on the project-Then you can contact me on the above lines.

NOTE : That we buy 500 cartons at one million US dollars and sell to Mc Bella Group of Companies (S.A.R.L.) at two million two hundred thousand US dollars on Cash and carry Basis . Alhaji Sheriff Al-Mustafa has his head quarters in Côte d'Ivoire and a branch in Middle East-he also deals on various farm products as well as quality Gem Stones apart from Cow Medicine. I am on the hope that this letter will surffice to urge you to take urgent, but necessary action to reply.

Awaiting your urgent response for us to proceed.

Regards,
LUTMAN MOHAMMED.

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[Agamemnon]