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 Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:15 am Post subject: 1 |
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| Are they real? If so where can i buy one? |
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Agamemnon
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Lepton
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:46 am Post subject: 3 |
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Detailed Plans
Helicopter Bike
Feck, Aga, people are stupid.
[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 07-11-2003 03:48 AM).] |
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EEEM
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 2:26 pm Post subject: 4 |
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| or where to buy something that can melt metal |
If he can't even think of what to call an instrument that melts metal... He can't use it. Aside from the fact his 'plans' are ridiculous. Funny link there, Aga.  |
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Agamemnon
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 4:35 pm Post subject: 5 |
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Originally posted by Simon, in the Hover board discussion thread, in reply to a question on Hover Boards/Sky Boards:
you can take them off a bigger jet to use it as a model for a smaller jet to put on the bottom of a jet board the flame from the jet can come out about 3 to 6inches off the ground. in the jet you can put co2 and a propane bottles on it to shoot out together into a small flame the co2 is for take off it evens the fire out that way you won't start a fire on the ground when you get to about a foot the co2 stops coming out and it's just the fire from the jet
The man deserves a Nobel prize for that! |
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Agamemnon
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 4:41 pm Post subject: 6 |
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The more I read the posts, the more I'm hurting myself with bellowing laughter..
Originally posted by some idiot with the IQ of a Welshman:
you sould make a magnet track and put magnet but but them on the bottom fliped over and it would float
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sky board
I call it the jet board but its the sky board its just an idea that I had. you put small jets on the bottom small jets on the sides to turn. small jets on the back to go foward. small jets on the front to stop.
you could put one or two depending on how fast you want to go and your feet mount on the board with straps that way you dont fly off the board.
have a control that straps on like a watch and it has a mesure ment of how high
you could go. you could go up to 8 feet that way you don't run into somthing and you could go above it. you control the speed by pressing the way you want to go like you push forward twice to go two miles an hour. you could set your speeds for how fast you want to go and you can go as fast as you want without it breaking the board into pieces but the top speed is like 15 to 30 miles an hour. it would have a stop botton to slow down then if you press it again it stops. but you have to wear a helmet knee pads and elbow pads to ride the jet board
i think people would like the board but you have to be 16 and older to buy it and have a drivers licence and I.D to get it.
if scientist can't make hover boards that would be another idea that they could try.
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Lepton
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:14 pm Post subject: 7 |
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A lot of plans that look like this:quote:
Take a leaf blower, and remove the long tube.
Make a platform out of plywood - maybe use tyre inner tubes.
Attach the leaf blower to the plywood.
You can't go further than you have extension cords for the leaf blower.
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:20 pm Post subject: 8 |
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Here will, try this.
Take two model rockets, wedge firmly into prosterior. Light. |
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One Skunk Todd
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:22 pm Post subject: 9 |
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| He'd need to stick one in his mouth, to light off when he wanted to slow down. |
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:33 pm Post subject: 10 |
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Oh great OST, go and ruin a good prank why dont' you?  |
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One Skunk Todd
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject: 11 |
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| And a couple in his ears for steering. |
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:36 pm Post subject: 12 |
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| I suppose next your going to spill the beans on the ones in his feet for landing purposes? |
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One Skunk Todd
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:38 pm Post subject: 13 |
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I was actually thinking one in each nostril for extra lift.  |
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:42 pm Post subject: 14 |
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| Damnit! You have completely ruined what was going to be a classic prank! |
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One Skunk Todd
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:42 pm Post subject: 15 |
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| Hmmm... IN his feet you say? Now where did I leave that drill... |
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject: 16 |
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Over there *points*
If we're lucky, he won't think to duct tape them b/t his toes. |
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One Skunk Todd
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject: 17 |
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Originally posted by Neo:
Damnit! You have completely ruined what was going to be a classic prank!
Probably not. In many instances we used words of more than one syllable. |
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Neo
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:46 pm Post subject: 18 |
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| Your right. Punctuation too. |
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Jack Crazyquilt
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 8:53 pm Post subject: 19 |
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| Agreed! Proper punctuation is not just your right, it's your responsibility, especially if you're using it in a post poking fun at someone else's lack of it; |
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EEEM
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 9:16 pm Post subject: 20 |
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| He says, ending with a semi-colon. |
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Jack Crazyquilt
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 9:58 pm Post subject: 21 |
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| Well, yeah. It was just a half-assed comment. |
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margitsw
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:03 pm Post subject: 22 |
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Did you pick up the link on one of those mailings ?
Here it is.
http://www.futurehorizons.net
Seems as though they do exist. |
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Agamemnon
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| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:52 pm Post subject: 23 |
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Hmmmmmmmm......
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margitsw
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Qball
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 1:32 am Post subject: 25 |
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The SoloTrek I have actually seen in Popular Science.
I laughed then too. |
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