The voices in my head...

[MatthewV]

told me to post this...

And hopefully I wont talk back to them.

[The Ktulu]

Heh heh...he's thinks I'm the voice in his head....

[Beartalon]

He just thinks he's special because the voices only talk to HIM...

[MatthewV]

be quiet you inconsistent subrutines!

No, saying that might be rude.

Yeah, anf I would chrck to make sre hey really are "subrutines" before saying something like that.

OK, now you are just babbling.

U: Leave me out of it!

[Turkey]

Gobble! gobble! gobble!

[Matthew]

that is a horrible imatation of a turkey. You deserve to die. And be eaten!

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Actually a human!

[Planky]

*Puts his "Kiss the Cook" apron on and whips out the carving knife

[Werebear]

There is no MatthewV.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

What's the point of this topic?
Fool. Don't you know anything?
You talking to me?
Right as hell I am. Now, you see that guy in the corner? Named MatthewV?
Yeah...
Don't listen to that jerk.
Great. Now everyone thinks I'm a bad guy.
Because you are.
How?
Ahem. You're a bloody demon!

Hehehe...hi?

[One Skunk Todd]

You know it was funny. A moment ago this thread was right under the "To What Are You Listening Thread". Now I've gone and spoilt it.

[One Skunk Todd]

For some reason I feel an odd compulsion to post again.

[Kd]

Hey, you! Yeah, you, people in this thread! Get out of my head, right now! Stop talking to me in this crazy mumbo jumbo you call 'type'! You're driving me crazzzzzzyyyyyy!

(ooc: Where is Hy? I need him... I got dumped yesterday.../ooc)

[MatthewV]

<snip> (hopefully you wont recognize this)
Me? Write something in THE MIDDLE of your essay? No! I was framed! ::innocent grin filled with laughter::
Laughter at the fact that I knew who had written in THE MIDDLE of my essay, and rejoice at the fact that I laughed along!
Fine, fine I did it, but it wasnÕt me!
Yes, I realise you have multiple personality disorder, yet that is no excuse! You must learn to control yourself, or the other way around, with YOU controlling YOURSELF.
it was normal, my turkey alterego. or it might have been strogonoff, another turkery alterego of myself. You dont know these strange characters (yes they are real) so it would be wrong to accuse them.
I am sorry for my accusation, but I am quite surprised by their behavior: not only have they pulled your ears into insensitivity, but have they also taken possesion of your body...at times...
no, it was doormat who pulled at peopleÕs ears. sorry, but the world of turkey will be too complex for anyone but my brother John and myself to fully understand.
Okay, so this really was not a doormat pulling on your ears...That is a relief.
yes, and she was trying to help when she did pull your ears, you see she was a doctor.
At least she is not taking possesion. So...she was a doctor, huh? They must be really short of people out there in the bush where you come from.
you sound like cheif
Is that a compliment...or otherwise?
relating yourself to any turkey is a compliment
Apperently you think very highly of those turkeys.
ÒThose turkeys?Ó They were my friends!
<snip>

It is actually two people talking. If you can understand...you're strange.

[Klemmen Verbindung]

Wen I git somma dem mean lean little sweetie tablets in my belly, den drink somma dat mojo juice from Mexaco, I git da jive honey talkin' voices in mah head from some dude hombre tellin' me to tek some more of dem little tablets and Mexaco mojo juice. He's a bad motherflicker so I jus' smoke da weed and he goes somewhere else till da morning. He does leave me a bad achey breaky head though, so I have to chew som more tablets wid da Mexaco mojo juice 'till ah better enough to disco down the mall.

~Soft shoe shuffles, does bad robotic dance, gives homeyboy 3 finger salute~

[wordcross]

how can i have missed a thread like this...??? O.o

ohhh the insanity....

What? Where did YOU come from?
Pardon? Forgive me if I intrude upon thy "deeply intellectual" ponderances.
You didn't answer the question.
I was not aware that I was to be forced in the issue.
That's not surprising, you're not aware of a lot.
Then 'tis well that I am , at the least, aware of thine ignorance, else others might think me thick.
A bit late for that...
'Tis a bit late past thy bedtime, methinks.
Nuh-uh!!
Oh yes, very witty. I should yield to thee posthaste, 'twould seem.
Yes, you should.
After all, 'twould not do to ridicule thee overmuch.
That's what YOU say!
Very good. Lesson two shall be "What I say."
Good luck with it. I hope your instructor takes pity on you.
Aye, intelligence can be a curse.
You must be carrying good luck charms
They do not work, thou art present.
buggrit, Millennium hand and shrimp.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[MatthewV]

My mommy says I'm special.

[rlp]

Oh, joy, a thread based on the ramblings of many diseased minds.

I'd fit in, but I'm only paranoid, and have only 5 voices in my mind, 4 of which are parts of my conscience.
Of course, I'm surprised that that's all that's wrong with me... I mean, I'm contantly mistaken for four years off my age, both ways.

...

Yah, I'm insane too... I just act a lot more collected than others, more polite, and proofread before I post.

[Werebear]

We here at Jim Bob's Psychic Trucking Company discourage voices in heads - the other day a pack of peyote chewing dogs bearing pet rhinocerouseseses came up and asked if I wanted to worship Stan, the celesital warthog, and I asked if he cared for me and loved me, and they said no, Stan was just lounging about in his celestial bar looking for a celestial piece of ass so he couldn't be bothered with someone so insignificant as me, but since he IS a deity, should be worshipped, however before they could convert me with the Lender's Bagels and the Classic Coke and make me sing the "I'm through with the fish, Harve" song, they inexplicably stapled the rhinos to my front door, and took off in their AMC Pacer looking for what they called "retribution in a can" and this is why we here at Jim Bob's Psychic Trucking Company discourage voices in heads.

Oh, by the way, if anyone wants a rhino, please feel free to take one before their droppings block the door entirely.

[pikachamp]

the voices in my head have an annoying tendency to to use my mouth when talking

[Huey]

What's wrong with you people?

[Werebear]

Um, nothing, what's wrong with you?

[wordcross]

Huey, you're asking for it. A shorter answer would be given to "what's not wrong with you people?"

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[Beartalon]

17 out of 4 schiozophrenics agree, "We're not insane!"

[Werebear]

You know, my great-great-grandfather used to say quite often, "My shorts itch. And never pet a burning cat." I've taken these simple words of wisdom, and extrapolated them to fit every aspect of my life. When any decision comes my way, like whether to save the human or the dog in a burning house, or the old crucial decision, bavarian creme or chocolate glazed - I reflect on these words of wisdom and rely on them to safely guide me through my turmoil. Why, just the other day I was driving to Elmira, and couldn't decide if exit 65 was the right exit, I thought about my great-great-grandfather, and his simple words of wisdom, plowed into a Ford Windstar, spun off the road, and ended up sinking in a bog and nearly dying. Ah, how I miss that old man, and wish he was more coherent at the end when he was giving me advice, his laminated boxer shorts decorating his noble brow covering where his eyebrows had been singed off by a burning cat he was petting...

[Agonised Boy]

just be thankful your voices speak english and not mandarin like mine does. i've considered learning the language to find out what the hell they're saying.

[Werebear]

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[This message has been edited by Werebear (edited 07-17-2003 02:10 PM).]

[One Skunk Todd]

Hey Werebear! I got that email too!

[Werebear]

I had to edit it, I hate when I misspell "øÕÆÎÕ¸üÓÐÐ".

[Kd]

zankoku na tenshi no youni
madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
hotobashiru atsui PATOSU de
omoi de wo uragiru nara
kono sora wo daite kagayaku
shounen yo shinwa ni nare

Mommy! MOMMY! I'm a l33t pilot now!

Sky, red sky, red the colour, the colour I hate.
Water... Commander Ikari?
Is man a creation of man, or is man a creation of God?
Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

(Only Eva fans will get any of this...)