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Porro
Cool as a cucumber
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BBC News
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:12 pm Post subject: 2 |
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Not only will you not go blind, but it might just save your damn life.  |
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Kd
Mei Li De Hua
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:00 pm Post subject: 3 |
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Aww, it only applies to men...  |
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:02 pm Post subject: 4 |
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That's okay, you can give us a helping hand. 
[edit to make it punnier]
[This message has been edited by HyToFry (edited 07-18-2003 10:46 AM).] |
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:03 pm Post subject: 5 |
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| Does this mean that we can assume that pika was lying if he doesn't develope prostate cancer? |
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Porro
Cool as a cucumber
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:08 pm Post subject: 6 |
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| And I thought the phrase "deadly sperm build-up" was just a euphemism :j |
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Kd
Mei Li De Hua
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:12 pm Post subject: 7 |
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| ^_^ *starts helping* Yay! Come one, come all (yeah, bad pun) and let me help you out! |
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Porro
Cool as a cucumber
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:55 pm Post subject: 8 |
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cancer prevention has never been so much fun...
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Death Mage
Raving Lunatic
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:13 pm Post subject: 9 |
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There's too much to say, and nothing's really worthy.
[This message has been edited by Death Mage (edited 07-18-2003 11:13 AM).] |
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HyToFry
Drama queen
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:25 pm Post subject: 10 |
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| Should have left the Today one... |
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Lepton
1:41+ Arse Scratcher
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:12 pm Post subject: 11 |
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Originally posted by That 70's Show:
Fez: Hyde, how much masturbation is too much?
Hyde: No such thing, man.
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Death Mage
Raving Lunatic
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:19 pm Post subject: 12 |
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| Does this mean we have another euthamism for it? "Preventing cancer". |
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The Ktulu
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:33 am Post subject: 13 |
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| "I'm gonna go prevent some cancer, if ya knowwuduhmean." |
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One Skunk Todd
Smelly Member
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 10:07 pm Post subject: 14 |
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| Hmmm... I wonder if it makes a difference if you've had a vasectomy. |
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CrystyB
Misunderstood Guy
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 1:17 am Post subject: 15 |
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who says it only applies to men?? 
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| A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports. |
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referee
June 21st, 2004 Member
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:31 am Post subject: 16 |
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| Shhhh, Kd is helping us! |
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EEEM
Saucy Mod
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 4:59 am Post subject: 17 |
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OST, the prostate still produces seminal fluid after a vasectomy, so masturbation would still be as productive concerning flushing of ducts, it just wouldn't have sperm in there. But the flushing really has nothing to do with the sperm.
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Neo
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:05 am Post subject: 18 |
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| EEEMy's been practicing. |
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wordcross
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:10 am Post subject: 19 |
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| dm, it's "euphemism." |
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EEEM
Saucy Mod
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:48 am Post subject: 20 |
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| I've just studied biology, Neo. |
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Neo
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 5:50 am Post subject: 21 |
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| Must have, all I remember from biology is adenisine tri-phosphate |
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Pablo
Never Draws a Blank
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 9:55 pm Post subject: 22 |
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| I can't believe Stubby hasn't poked his head into this thread. |
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Stubby
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 10:59 pm Post subject: 23 |
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Stubby's busy with his new fitness program.  |
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Dread Pirate Westley
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:53 am Post subject: 24 |
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Yeah, Neo. You must not have been around the night she was studying for that test. She shared such tidbits as "Sperm can live as long as a month unless expelled."
Which apparently (although for unrelaed reasons) is not a good idea, however.
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I'm right.
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Samadhi
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:20 am Post subject: 25 |
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no cancer; For I spank my monkey; My rod aka My staff, they comfort me. I anoint my head with oil; My cup runs over.
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A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all.
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Porro
Cool as a cucumber
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:28 pm Post subject: 26 |
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| Samadhi, is the complete set of your sacred writings available by mail order? |
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Samadhi
+1
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 5:52 pm Post subject: 27 |
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| It'll come in a brown paper bag |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:26 pm Post subject: 28 |
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| There have been no posts to OT for the last twelve hours. I know what all you guys are doing. |
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Werebear
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 1:03 pm Post subject: 29 |
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| You know, my work DOES encourage us to stay healthy.... I wonder if they'd pay the 900-number bills? |
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PhantasyStarOnline
RealityStar Offline
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 5:14 pm Post subject: 30 |
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::orders the Complete Set Of Samadhi's Deep and Interesting Thoughts Ver. 8.0::
Is that with shipping and handling? |
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Werebear
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 6:29 pm Post subject: 31 |
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| You don't want the handling. Trust me. |
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Stubby
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:36 pm Post subject: 32 |
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| Man, this new exercise program is hard. I'm really beat! |
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Hitchhiker
Finally got a ride.
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Vinny
Promiscuous enough
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:50 pm Post subject: 34 |
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Oh man, can't wait till American Health Associaton start that new Cancer Prevention program!
Once they figure out that drinking and smoking also prevents cancer, I'll be in high heaven. |
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casinopete
Emergency Backup Antrax
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:13 pm Post subject: 35 |
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| You could also try taking two asprin and calling your doctor in the morning, or keep him away all together with an apple a day. |
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Porro
Cool as a cucumber
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:38 pm Post subject: 36 |
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| I'm waiting for the NHS nurses to offer the prostate cancer prevention treatment :j |
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Werebear
Daedalian Member
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:35 pm Post subject: 37 |
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| aren't we getting away from the subject at hand? |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:05 pm Post subject: 38 |
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I should've approached this new routine more carefully. I think I've pulled a muscle or something.
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I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's giving me lately.
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