Drunken Posts

[Evil Empire]

I must be drunk, I joined a bowling league and bowled a 203 tonight. Who knew bowling could be so much fun! Maybe I should give NASCAR a chance afterall.

[Taflinel]

I love vokda...
'nough said...

Ta ta (hik!)

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The world is a much more friendly place when you are drunk.

[Evil Empire]

I'm I the only one drinking these days?

Isn't there a GL convention going on in Vegas right now?

Gotta go the Girls Gone Wild commercial just came on.

[Mr Nigma]

Man, I should have posted here last night. I seemed to be pretty gone.
Damn.

(And that is the best commercial! I love it)

oh, and *bump*

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I'm a figment of my imagination.
Cognito, ergo sum.

[Beartalon]

I need a drink...

[HyToFry]

I'd split a good bottle of Stoli with you... if it wasn't stolen from my clutches. *stews*

[Beartalon]

I have Crown Royal, Glenfiddich single malt, Disaronno, Captain Morgan (dark), Bailey's Irish Cream and several white, red, blush, rosé, and fruit wines to share, for free.

Just come on over, because I'm about to have one hell of a pity party.

[EEEM]

I don't drink, Bearty, but I'll be right over. ::cuddle::

[HyToFry]

No Vodka? Or is there Vodka and I just don't recognize the name?

Nevermind, I'll stop by and get some before I get there, and I'll join you tonight.

[Antrax]

Vodka. can't type. 1 glass. 2 friends. 1 Buffy episode. Bad movie. etc. Fingers number. Typos aplenty.

Originally posted by my friend[:

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hat the fuck

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Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

[Beartalon]

Antrax: usually "fingers number" = 10.

[Antrax]

number - numb.
Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

[Beartalon]

[HyToFry]

Dammit. I forgot to post here last night.

[Antrax]

Hehe. I think this is the first time I've actually done stupid stuff while drunk. Not too much damage, though, fortunately. I wonder why I quoted my friend's "what the fuck". It seemed really amusing at the time
Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

[HyToFry]

And now... a treat for you.

Drunken KaT.

[KaT]

Hi everyone...
i'm tilting..to the right side of my body
today i went bolwing and i got a stikr and and i was going to beat my frine d star a and then i was tyring to beat her g= i was beating her but then w i got hit myleg ...right leg on the right side of my calg anfj and then i made beh the ball go in the gutter ..then from then on i had gutter balls and lost..my score was like fifty a or firty three..and she got like sify for and that is mwy y why i'm im taking bowling elementary.. chaz correcteed ne and said elemenatray bowling ..but youll never see that vidoe -0 ..hdehe

okay chaz saay s i'm ndoe edone now snotsg to asll buh bye now have a good day bye bye expsecilally snogs to bi vinney and huey and smaadi and hell why not is capitalizdei (IS) yeah chaz helped me type those two letteryts *SNOG*

[Beartalon]

vinney is bi ?

[Evil Empire]

[HyToFry]

Finany... I'm drunk, and I rmemebered to post in ther thread stared bye the ever so sexy SOOP. (she doesn't know this, but I'm gointo marry her when she dumpes whoever she's with right now)

What to say?

HI! Durnk is fun. I didn't "get it" until one day when i was drunk and had sex with a girl. then I got it. (It would take sex for me to understand)

I jsut turned off wireless internet on KaT's laptop. Sucks to be me.

I've triedto post this five times now... either my name or password is messed up.

IO''sll try someroe.

[BraveHat]

you mean Soop is taken? *cancels plans to move to Chicago*

[HyToFry]

I'm assuming.... don't know for sore

[JediSoop]

doh...now if I had only known a little earlier that
a) hy was gonna marry me
b) hatty was gonna visit me
I wouldn't have had to go through the whole getting a boyfriend thing.

*grumpy sober scowly face*

[Evil Empire]

Don't sweat it hatty, we still get to hit on her in cyberspace.

After all what can the meat world off that you can’t find on the internet?

[Evil Empire]

Maybe "meat world" wasn't the best choice of words...

[JediSoop]

*snogs Warren*

[BraveHat]

You're right, EE. I'm more of an imagination type guy, anyway.

*does some imagining*

[VinnyQ]

Not drunk, at the moment ...
and NOT bi ... at the moment.

Just to set the record STRAIGHT.


Drunk KaT is so cute ... too bad I didnt get to meet that side of her in Vegas =(

[Beartalon]

EEEM - actually I don't drink either, but you'd be welcome here. Someday, I want to meet some of these GLers.

[Evil Empire]

6:15 and I'm not even tired.

I was going to take it easy tonight because I have broomball tomorrow morning (in 4 hours) but one thing lead to another...

[chief ten beers]

[Skellum]

Hmm... I was going to say how drubk I was... anyway...

Most days I check the GL, though I don't post much, unless I got me one of those VOLATILE™ passwords. Just to see who's doing what and bla, bla, bla, (you know). Anyways I love all of you (even though some of you are still young - not like one such as me - an anceint venreable warrior - yu wil nevr kno tre joy to beyubg alkjso de sajoisa saisjdsi!)

[mikegoo]

SO I'm driving in to Fort Collins toady and on the corners of College and Mulberry there are 2 lawful assemblies going on. On the one corner there are signs giving me wonderful advice and information like "Pacifists are Freedoms Parasites" and "support our troops". On the other corner I could read such glorious signs as "Drop bush not bombs" and "we are ALL in this together". Both sides were waving American flags and sporting much red, white, and blue apparel...oh so patriotic. As I drove away the messages started to bleed together and thoughts like "We are all Parasites together" and "support our bombs" started dancing in my head. Being confused on exactly what to believe I decided to support America's main interests overseas and got a Starbucks(TM) Latte and a happy meal. Go America.

I'm drunk...is this remotely funny (not the drunk bit, but the post?)(?

[Beartalon]

I thought so, but then again, I'm on a narcotic cough medicine. Not drunk, but a little tripped.

[JediSoop]

~needs to get drunk very badly but it is a sunday night~

[VinnyQ]

~breaks out 2 mini bottles of barcardi rums

Wish you could join me for a sip, soop.

[Mr Nigma]

hmmm...

a fresh carton of cigerettes...

a bottle of stolichnaya vodka...

a five pound bag of gummi bears...

hmmm...



[edit=oh, and the special edition dvd of monty python anf the holy grail]

[This message has been edited by Mr Nigma (edited 01-26-2003 04:13 AM).]

[Mr Nigma]

damn

i just realized that for the past half hour I've been watching some comedy special, but in spanish

I just though that they weren't all that funny

I'm going to bed

[casinopete]

i'm afraid i must apologize to everyone for not being a very funny drunk. i get alternately morose and giddy, but i really don't lose control of any of my faculties.

firing squads are hard at work settling ancient theological disputes.

i don't have a girlfriend. . . i just know this chick who gets really pissed when i say that.

peace outside.

[Mr Nigma]

bleh

12 hours at work today

probably the same for most of next week

sux


Quote of the day: Going to war without France is like going hunting without a harmonica. All you're missing is a useless noise maker.