Drunken Posts

[The Ragin' South Asian]

[Mackay]

I've only ever "planned" on being drunk once VV

[Coyote]

Well, you're young yet...

[Macros]

i found it!
because of my awesonmeness you are now all my nskave, submit or have horribvle things hapapen!
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[Mackay]

I fail at everything except drinking.

Surprisingly enough though, I am in exceptionally high spirits.

(..no pun intended, QAt least until I typed this sentence, because, y'know, I could justhave gone back and edited "high spirits" to something else./)

[Dented Ford]

I take it that you didn't win the $10K and this is a sort of "drown the sorrows" drunken post (even if you are in high spirits)?
Does that mean CP imports are delayed? Commiserations

[CzarJ]

I'm a saaaaaaaaaaad drunk today. I figure though that I should contime typuing until I make a thypo. That's better.

[Agamemnon]

Quality is the drink when it comes to being more aged that one used to be, trust me, you'll find out later in life!
When one was but an angulas many moons ago, I had many drinking sessions with my comrades and we tended to go for the 'cheap in bulk' option. Being young, wealthy, powerful, sexy, muscular, buff and a complete liar, I was able to wake up in the morn after an abusive alcohol session, yawn, fart, scratch the dangley bits, then get on with another grog session without any hangover at all. I tried doing this a couple of years back, cheap hooch, a plentyful eve, and much comsumed distilled ethanol. Problem was that the next day I awoke in a type of uttanasana yoga position on the sofa, dried dribble on my neck, and my face clowny designed with wife's make up. I felt like shit for several days after.
Now, that was drinking the rather rough 'Gordons Gin', a drink I would not recommend to even the most hearty of gluggers. Several weeks back, I fell to the temptation of doing it again, but this time I bought some 'Martin Miller's Gin'. After a night of debauched fun filled gin swigging I once again woke up on a strange piece of furnature in a strange position, but this time I was fine if only for a slight dullness in my head and a mouth drier that a nuns punani.
The quality of the Millers gin was far superior to the London crap, thus making my 'morn-after-the-eve' more pleasurable. So what has this taught me? Well, nothing really except that I should stick to ale instead of Gin if i'm going on a rat arse bender.

Right now I'm sipping on a 15 yo Calvados Berneroy. Later I will be necking several bottles of cheap Kraut wine. I never learn me!

[Macros]

Badmouthing Gordons, HOW DARE YOU!!!
Gordons is smooth as silk compared to some of the paint stripper I have consumed on the "waiting desperately for the wages" nights.
I have, at various stages in the last few years, lived on the stuff, I heartily recommend Gordons to even the least hearty of gluggers!
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[Aga*]

I rest my case.

[Macros]

PAH!!!!
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[Poisonium]

If I was to touch alcohol, I'd prefer this.
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[Agamemnon]

Of all the wonderful, smooth, delicious malts Scotland has to offer, why pick a bottle of Shite & Decay for your tipple?

Last night I was mostly drinking Ruddles, intertwined with sipping Appleton Estate VX rum.

[Mackay]

The word "shite" is a marvelous thing, almost up there with "doodle" and "bioobies". I miss chatting with Aga.

Southern Comfort is nice straight, and normally i'm too much of a wuss to drink alcomohol straight. I am surprisingly un-drunk given how much I've been drinking, that whole "eating" thing sure makes a differents.

Hee hee, "differents". I just looked up to check for typos, but that one is kinda phonetically neat so I'm leaving it.

AGA I MISS YOZU I'M SORRY I BECAME SUCH A STUFFED SHIRT.

heh heh. my shirt is pretty "stuffed" if you know what I mean. I'm going to admire my fantastic rack now.

[Mackay]

BOOBIES I MEANT TO SAY BOOBIES NOT RACK

[Mackay]

I AM THE QUEEN OF SUBTLETY

[Mackay]

BOOBIES

[Mackay]

aOkay maybe the "surprisingly un-drunk" tjhing was speaking a little too soon. I am beginning to feel the effects of that last one (UI had to drink it quickly because the establish ment was closing).

p.s. BOOBIES hee hee hee vboobies

[Mackay]

I don't know about you guys but I am seriously "lol"-ing here right now just over that one word.

I will stop posting now and go to bed xxxxxxxox!

[Jack_Ian]

Ahhh! Southern Comfort

Known for nasty hangovers too.

I had a bad night on Southy once.
I can't even stand the smell of it now.

God help you Mackay when you wake up.
You have my deepest sympathy.

[Aga*]

I got totally wasted on So-Co (Southern Comfort) once, but we were making some blitzed out cocktail with it.
It was 1 shot So-Co, 2 shots Taboo, and 1 shot Benedictine.
I was rougher than a welders arsecrack the next day.

[Mackay]

I'd never heard of Taboo before, but by George that sounds nasty

I thank you both for your concern but I'm okay.

Worse than usual after a night out, though. Slight headache and my eyes are having trouble adjusting to being open, for someone who basically doesn't get hung over this is pretty bad. =)

[Aga*]

Tonight I'm on Guinness Extra Stout
Weird stuff, made in Nigeria and exported back to Blighty!
Probably made by someone called N'Kimo O'shaughnessy or something

[Macros]

So-Co ~shudders~ Used to fire it into me like it was going out of fashion, the smell of it now turns my stomach, same as tequilla.
I'm actually going to have to start drinking the foul ash laden brew that is hte Guiness, feeling very tired these days and mam reckons it could be low iron (which she also has)
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[Aga*]

Tonight I will be mostly eating curry and drinking Cobra.
It's not a beer I would entertain normally, but when in a curry house one does not have much of an ale choice!
But, I've found that if you add a shot of Tia Maria to it, it tastes a little like an oatmeal stout.....far more palitable to me!

Tomorrow, I will be mostly on the toilet

[mps1453]

Brittney Spears is HOT, when I'm drunk.

[Aga*]

Brittney Spears is hot, at my age
Drinking Gaymers tonight

[Ctuchik]

7x U-Boot!
2x Atom U-Boot!
*drunk*

[EEEM]

In almost 6 years of this thread's existence there are under 1000 posts. That's just pitiful, folks. I don't think there's been enough drinking going on here in my absence.

[mps1453]

[Sessie]

Drunk on SoCo & coke...nom nom nom. Oh and I think there's some lime juice in there too, whatev. It's not fair, really, they kept refilling my glass before it would get emptyk, so I can't tell how many I had. Mrph. Oh well, drunken Rock Band is way more fun than sober Rock Band any day! Woo! Note: this post made sense in my head at the time. I can't help it if you're too sober to understqand what I mean.

edit: This is going to suck tomorrow. A lot.
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[MatthewV]

Mmmmm rum I think it is wearing ofof now though. I am too goood at hitting that delte button that it won't acually appear too durnk if i=I triy extar hard. But not trying is also hard too!
Have a good enight everyone!

[MNOWAX]

funny enough i dont need to drink to have thyops or eror s or antyhing klike that.
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[The Ragin' South Asian]

It's 3:50 AM, I started drinking a long time ago with different people than I ended up with.

[The Ragin' South Asian]

Also, I managed to keep myself to only one unnecessary post in the tournament threads. You guys. It is tough. I managed to not post about 7.

[Poisonium]

I don't drink. I feel so weird (actually, I think fewer of you than my real life friends drink... which says quite a lot).
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[Zesty Spanker]

i had a bottle of wine tonight and feel happy
Sean had lots of pints of beer and he feels very happy
im going to feel horrible in the moning

[lexprod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo

Also I just played two games of 1000 blank white cards. We were zombie monkeys.

[The Ragin' South Asian]

[insert Sinatra quote here]

[lexprod]

LASSSSSERRRRRR caution LASERRRRRRRRRRR caution

Also: tequila+boggle. I still kick ass.