Mafia 5-Town wins, after an extremely short game.

[The Great Crep'er]

[Undercover Monk]

Yeah I should and since I don't want to die from some randomn insane one man mafia. I'll be vote whoevers in second (as long as its not Amb).

What gives mod
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Amb]

5 players.

We lynch wrongly today. 4 players.

1 player will die overnight (no cop, no doc)

3 alive at dawn. Its lynch or lose.

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5 players - we dont lynch today

1 player dies overnight.

4 alive at dawn. Not lynch or lose. And the possibility that the directed kill might be guessable. Add in that we might give the scum the deciding vote, and we will gain more information.


This game with so few players is going to be random as to who wins. With one exception - make the scum do all the kills, and give as many people turns as decider as possible.

No lynch is the only sane play.

[Amb]

(Obviously once we get to 3 players we have to lynch to finish. Lets try and buy as much time as we can...)

[Undercover Monk]

But I know I can trust you, Amb. So if we don't kill the mafia this round that leaves only two people it coul be. I like those odds better than one of three.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Amb]

Are you kidding me? I'm the most likely target by the mafia. This means there will be two unknowns for each person on the last day. (Ignoring that one will only be feigning that).

More information is more important. Odds might be 1/3 of lynching rightly. But to be able to go into the same situation with better information later on is just as pivotal.

But you are the decider. Not me.

[The Great Crep'er]

Okay, I'm gonna move along, since I have the lynching, I will reveal what happens...

ROUND 1 (DAY 1, NIGHT 1...I GUESS):
5 people in a village that was once filled with thousands of people, but due to plague and arson, the many citizens turned into five lone ones.

One person, intends on killing them all off...

But in this village, the government works a little differently, they put their lynch, in the hands of a lone citizen, the decider...

"I'll take it from here!" the Monk bellows, throwing back all his crosses and bibles, and having a single noose.

"But wait!" Amb has a sudden realization "You're the only one that cast a vote to lynch, and that person is in second place to no lynch!"

"Thank you Captain Obvious, you've made a great contribution, but I'm afraid it is all in my hands now!" said Undercover Monk as he pulled the noose around the princess's neck.

The Dragon Princess called "Wait! WAIT! I'M A TOWWWNIIIEEE!" but the words struggled to come out of her mouth as the Monk strangled her with the noose.

After further investigation, it was found that the Princess was in fact a townsperson.

"Well whaddya know?" said the Monk with a nervous laugh "She was a townsperson."

"Whatever," said Courk "I say we just kill 'em and let god sort it out, heck we're five people, we're bound to get the mafia."

"I'm suspicious of the both of you people!" screamed Amb.

"Guys..." Poisonium murmurred.

"Not now Poison! We're trying to get to the bottom of this!" yelled Amb

"HELP!" screamed Poisionium as he/she was squished by a random boulder implanted by the mafia person.

The dust settled, the princess was lynched and Poisionium was squished by a mafia boulder, it was akwardly quiet.

"And then there were three..." whispered Undercover Monk.

All remaining players eyed each other suspiciously, they were all scared, but one would have to fall asleep before the other.
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Both killed players were townies, I decided to sum this all up into one considering I had recieved the decider lynch and the mafia kill.

Courk, Amb, Undercover Monk, it is your job to hire another decider and vote on who to lynch, if you're wrong in your killing, the mafia wins.

So think about your decisions very carefully.

This is your last chance.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Courk]

I remain suspicious of Undercover Monk. Decider: Amb

[Amb]

Stupid play. See now we are lynch wrongly and lose, and rather than being able to figure out who scum is by attempting to delay things by one lousy lynch we now have to basically lynch at random - in the hopes we either get lucky or the scum is a moron.

So we need to do the scenarios out.

eg the two townies vote each other the scum will pile their vote on, because the decider doesnt have to chose them.

eg the three players vote each other once each and it deadlocks. The decider has to chose.

The scum is voted... then it might just get interesting. Might be worth playing this out on paper to see if we get any gotcha's in this.

[Undercover Monk]

Courk you are a moron. I know your scum because I know myself and amb are town.
Decider: Amb
Vote: Courk

Amb you know I'm very impulsive but by Courk not killing you town should have an easy victory.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Undercover Monk]

Oh and by the way...

Congrats to Creeper for making such a great scenario. almost laughed myself to death. Game was worth it just for that scene!
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Amb]

I need to have 2 people to be able to make a decision.

We have 1 vote for Courk from UndercoverMonk.

I will Vote Undercover Monk so that I can make the choice.

Courk, feel free to bring the game to the decider. In the mean while, I want arguments from both of you... On why or why not I shouldnt decide you.

[The Great Crep'er]

[Undercover Monk]

Look Amb we both know your'e innocent so it stands to reason that both Courk and myself know exactly who the mafia is. (psst... its Courk). May be I was a littel hasty but I had a one in three shot so I took the chance. Had I not known you were innocent i would have agreed with you. It may not have been the best decision but the only way it could have turned out better is if I chose the mafia.

However i now know exactly who the mafia is.(psst...its Courk). Having played as mafia with me you know I'm far more cautious than I have been in this game. But the biggest evidence for my innocence is Courks behavior.

His first vote is against me the decider. he then questions my statement that you are innocent. When it is obvious to everyone that you are. (I think he was scared of having a confirmed innocent in the game which is why you not being dead after the first night confuses me .) He then follows Amb's lead and votes for no kill.(So he can get down to the dirty business he does during the night.)But is the first to suggest that I get the final choice. I choose wrong he votes decider you and mafia me. I vote decide yoou and mafia me. And then you demand proof of our innocence all of which leads to one logical conclusion.


COURK IS MAFIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Courk]

I try not to rely on what information I think can be inferred from what mods write, because there's no way to be absolutely sure, and no way to ask for clarification. You can't very well ask the mod if Amb is townie and expect an answer. I understand how the post can make you think Amb's innocent, but I don't completely trust it. You saying that you are so sure makes it seem like you're over-compensating.

If I wanted to get to night faster, as you said, I would have voted for tdp, not simply adding the second no lynch vote. Also, I wouldn't have reminded the mod of the rules -- I mentioned you getting final choice because those are the actual rules. You seem to find it odd that I went for no-lynch, but I am probably one of the biggest supporters of that concept, aside from Amb. I've used it before in other games, so me agreeing when it's pointed out here is not odd at all.

Amb explained how a no lynch would result in one less death, yet you still went ahead and hastily lynched someone. There was absolutely no need for that, unless you're mafia. Of course you would leave Amb alive over night, since you're the one saying how pro-town he is, thus helping to sway him, especially when everyone else is an unknown. You possibly kept me alive because you felt you could build the best case against me and try to sway Amb against me.

Also, I'm a girl.

Vote: Undercover Monk

[The Great Crep'er]

--What post?
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Courk]

[The Great Crep'er]

[Undercover Monk]

Opps sorry Courk Man I have the darndest luck with this gender thing I called Amb a girl in another game(Heroes I think).

You have a point about Ambs innocence but at some point you just have to trust someone. And I trust Amb, as do you it seems since you voted him decider. Besides if Amb was scum then the game would be over already as he decides who dies. So thats all cleared up .

Since we know Amb is innocent and we both know our own roles. We both know who the other is. I'm town yur mafia end of story. Im not over-compensating because I'm right and you and I both know it.

Amb, the games in your hands if you choose to lynch Courk we win. If you choose to lynch me we lose. There it is, plain and simple. Now choose someone so the game can end. The suspence is killing me!!!!!
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Courk]

[Amb]

1. Its a lynch

2. After attempting to discredit me having already made me the decider clearly points to manipulation.

Decider: Courk to lynch

[Courk]

[Amb]

[Undercover Monk]

Yay Amb! Now we just need Creeper to show up and give us another hillarious lynch scene. =)
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Courk]

I wasn't trying to discredit you with that, I was saying that you can't 100% know that someone's innocent from a post like that. I tend to believe mods try not to indicate who is or isn't mafia in their games. Unless the mod flat-out says that someone's mafia or not, I don't assume anything. I try not to find hidden meanings in their posts.

[The Great Crep'er]

Ok, well considering I got Amb's lynch desicion via posting in this thread and private messaging, I will post the final story.

Remember, this decides it all...


FINAL DAY:

Undercover Monk and Courk stood on the release panel of a dunk tank, one would be safe and dry, and one would be killed by the poisonous, unmerciful, devious and demented tartar sauce made from the steepest volcano cliffs of korea...and be wet.

"Alright gentlemen-"
"I'm a woman!" said Courk, abruptly interrupting Amb.

"Uh, yes, yes." said Amb

"Hey, neither one of us is better than the other Amb, we all put our pants on one leg at a time." said Courk

"Uhh, could I have some help?" said Undercover Monk, pants buttoned atop his head.

"No, Monk," said Amb "your Hello Kitty boxers are randomly innapropriate for such an occasion as a lynch, yet enticingly hypnotic at the same time."

"Could we just get to killing somebody?" hurried Courk.

"Yeah, yeah," said Amb tearing his gaze from the boxers "now gentlemen-"
"Don't make me remind you again!"
"Okay, OKAY!

...

gentleman and 'it'."

"I'm offended Amb!" said Undercover Monk

"SHUT UP MONK!" said Courk

"CAN WE JUST DROP SOMEONE IN THE STINKIN' TARTAR SAUCE ALREADY?"

All was suddenly scared into silence, Amb continued on his big and 'makes me feel important' speech.

"Courk and Monk, apart from the fact that your names together would make a half-baked title for a prime-time sitcom with a third-rate guest star and/or Bob Saget starring every other episode, we still need to decide on who to hang next."

"What does that have to do with anything?" said Courk.

"A lynch? Well you see Courk, a lynch plays an important role in a mafia game even existing that-"

"NO! Bog Saget!"

"Bob Saget? Well you see Courk, Bob Saget plays an important role in a mafia game even existing that-

"Guys? I don't mean to interrupt but it seems we are getting unnecisarily getting distracted from the task at hand." said Monk

"Shut up pants-head," said Amb "I want each one of you to make an argument on why you should not be dropped into this fishstick dip!"

Courk began, "Well I-"
"BOOOOORING!" yelled Amb, immediately following, him to make a snap desicion to drop Courk in the tartar sauce.

"Nooooooooooo, I was maaaaaafia!" were Courk's final and relieving words.

"Alright!" said Undercover Monk, stepping off the dunk tank "High five!"

"Congratulatory butt pat?" suggested Amb

"Um, that might be akward." said Undercover Monk

...

(Right after, long and painful moments of akward silence crept into the time, but they decided it was best if they put it behind them and got bowls of frozenfied yogurt to celebrate and leave that horrible and obscure village I was talking about.

But this did not satisfy Amb, his wanting for Undercover Monk and his innacuracy at putting pants on simply grew, leading to stalking, leading to a restraining order, making it illegal for Amb's posts to be within 300 feet of Monk's)

The...akward...END.

Courk lynched on Day 2, she was the mafia, town wins.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Undercover Monk]

I feel insulted and yet I won so who gives a hoot.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[The Great Crep'er]

[Amb]

Its funny. I was 99% sure of courk scum factor after her post too...

[Courk]

You were right for the wrong reasons.

[Undercover Monk]

No apology necesary!
I was only kidding great game =)
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[The Great Crep'er]

Now, someone needs to make a christmas mafia.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[thedragon'sprincess]

christmas mafia actually sounds fun.... make one and i'll join