Christmas Mafia Game thread: Game over, townies win!

[KradDrol]

I wonder if maybe the story also tips off whether someone is scum or town...such as Tiny Tim being with Buddy when he gets shot by some mysterious figure, because that would probably clear Tiny Tim of wrongdoing. If so, I guess raekuul would be cleared.

Night ended pretty quickly, so my guess is that Quailman probably didn't send in the kill order unless he's the sneakiest lurker ever. I'm not suspecting raekuul at the moment because of the story TGC posted, which leaves UM and jadesmar. Since yuriko posted absolutely nothing to make me lean either way, and jadesmar has just started, I have no read on them. That leaves me with UM as my sole suspect.

Vote: Undercover Monk

[The Great Crep'er]

[Undercover Monk]

Well that pretty much clears Raekuul. Im fairly certain since Crep said it was a mistake that that gives Raekuul innocence away. so.....
Unvote: Raekuul this me being wrong thing has got to stop. The only people I've accused consistently both appear to be town. (simenon now confirmed to be town.) I really wasn't planning on voting anyone else until Raekuul was lynched so now its time to review the thread vote coming later tonight probably.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[The Great Crep'er]

[raekuul]

Great. If you don't lynch me, we'll have last night all over aain, with me actually being killed.

KradDrol, your thoughts? Or can I vote you?

[Undercover Monk]

[The Great Crep'er]

*Takes out prodstick*

Quailman, jadesmar wake up!
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Undercover Monk]

I was just thinking wouldn't it be funny if mafia was lurking and watching me, Krad, and Rae tear each other apart. Then I thought how not funny it would be when I saw quailman name and realized (a) he still alive and (b) thats just the sort of thing he would do. Nice playing quail-dude but I finally uncovered your sick twisted plot.


Vote: Quailman[b]
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[jadesmar]

What is so urgent that you won't even give me time to do a thoughtful read of the thread?

[Undercover Monk]

[The Great Crep'er]

[jadesmar]

Give me 2 days please.

[The Great Crep'er]

[KradDrol]

raekuul: you can vote me, but I'd think you'd rather lynch scum than me.

[raekuul]

In light of UM's latest post about the lurking bird, I find it to be too suspicious. Quail hid in the background as me, Krad, and UM were ripping each other's hearts out.

vote Quailman, the Lurking Bird

[Undercover Monk]

Crap, I find you agreeing with just as suspicious. Dang, I am so screwed, for once I really have no ideal. Am I even voting?
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[KradDrol]

I doubt highly that Quailman is scum, because the NK for last night came in way too quickly for him to have sent it in. I really think he's not even browsing the forum, much less keeping track of whether he has a NK due or not. Given the choices, I'm inclined to say UM's our scum.

[raekuul]

well, you are voting quail.

[KradDrol]

Since when? I'm voting UM.

[Undercover Monk]

Hes voting me! Im voting Quail! and Jadesmar isn't voting. Seriously you're just a poor confused townie. Me=not mafia
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[raekuul]

I was talking to UM, KradDrol. I need to be more specific.

JFoS Raekuul for not being specific.

[The Great Crep'er]

*bump*

C'mon guys, there's still some hope left for both townies and mafia, let's get this game a-rollin'.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Undercover Monk]

I think the reason no one is talking is simply the three of us who have been posting have all had our say and are waiting for a deadline or the lurkers. At this point the town has a free lynch in that even if we don't lynch mafia we have one last day to finish off the mafia. Numbers-wise there can only be one more mafia member left and my bet is on one of the lurkers.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[The Great Crep'er]

Your wish is my command, jadesmar and Quail, I know it's seven pages, but most of it is either me making/apologizing for my screw-ups , and Quaildude said he'd stay current, I feel betrayed.

Vote count tomorrow, I promise, but...

Get your votes in by:
March 10th, 10:00 PM 2008

Or you are not voting.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[The Great Crep'er]

Vote Count:
Quailman:2 (Undercover Monk, raekuul)
Undercover Monk:1 (KradDrol)

Still to vote:jadesmar, Quailman.

*Prods Quailman...again*

As I said, takes three to lynch.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[raekuul]

Soooo... what happens now?

[The Great Crep'er]

I guess whoever has the most votes is lynched on the 10th if I can't get a regular majority, hey, gotta go with something.

Wish those two would show up...

Still, a chance for anyone to be put in the noose today, c'mon jadesmar and Quail, the game rests on your shoulders so much so.
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Undercover Monk]

[The Great Crep'er]

[The Great Crep'er]

Well, gave jadesmar and Quail a deadline, guess they don't wanna listen, and since I'll practically have no other time to post the lynch results, gotta post it now.

CHRISTMAS MAFIA, DAY FOUR:

"HO-HO-HO! MERRRRYYY CHRISTMAS!" Yukon chuckled
"That's still days away you...you...lumberjack?" said Frank Cross
"Sure, why not?" said Yukon

Days and nights had passed by and tomorrow would be christmas eve, the numbers of the villagers were dwindling, and even though they were confident they had their mafia man, they still were scared. Plus, not that many people were left to have a big joyous christmas like they always do, and up in heaven or whathaveye preparing to celebrate in a cruddy, second-rate style christmas, which didn't exactly have the warmth of the christmas spirit or heart. Still, in hopes that they didn't have to always look over their shoulders whenever they drank Eggnog, they had to keep on lynching throughout the christmas daze...er, days.

"Oh no, there are ever so little of us left, do you think we'll get to celebrate Christmas the good ol' Christian way, Frosty?" said Tiny Tim in a poor british accent.

"What? Oy! I'm Jewish, I thought this was Channukah Mafia! I had a dreidel costume all set up!" said a Judaism fanatic Frosty.
"And I thought this was Fourth of July mafia, I was all set to tie myself to a firework, blah, blah, blah. You morons!" said Frank

The townspeople had once again stroked their proverbial beards and did some deduction, and realized that throughout the game, Frank Cross had been a poor sport ever since they hung Judge Doom, and that was quite a while ago. Soon, throughout the final hours when they deliberated on their votes, some of the townspeople had begun to talk behind each other's backs...to be Frank (ba-dum psh), Frank's back.

"Come to think of it," said Yukon "It wasn't really smart he wasn't lynched the first round."
"I'm no sherlock," said John McClane "but that man's cold-heartedness could make milk turn. Let's lynch him! Lynch him good!"
"Now, now," said Tiny Tim "It isn't right to be so lynch happy John, calm down...or should you?"
"I'm taking note of this," said Frosty "I'm even writing it in RED ink, but I say Yukon should go first, he gets my vote."

Frosty began to put this long and hard task in progress, he worked for days arguing his side, it kind of resembled the ever famous 'Inherit the Wind', he ran filibusters, argued so loud that Halloweentown heard him. He began to knot the noose, and as he did...

Frank was put into it.

Frosty was upset.

"You guys are so hard-headed!" he said "I'm taking note of this as well, and of the fact that it's now turning night and we still aren't celebrating christmas all that much...wait a minute! What gives??"
"If it's turning to night then...oh my, that could only mean one thing...he's tow-"
"Yeah, yeah, we already figured that out genius!" said Tiny Tim rubbing the rope-burns from his hands from pulling the noose.

The sunset suddenly went down, the snow began to fall once more, all the christmas lights had shut off, and the festivities once again, came to a dim. Yukon gulped, Frosty was sweating so much he was ready to melt, John McClane was ready to wet his pants, and Tiny Tim cast suspicious glares at every other townsperson there. But one thing was for certain, all the town wanted was to celebrate christmas, but for one more, during the night, the festivities in their life would come to an end.

The moon sunk, the sky darkened, and everybody headed for bed, and once again, scum was in the night.
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With an agreeable total of 2 votes, Quailman has been lynched on Day 4, he was simply a townsperson

It is now a night round, Roleplayers, send me your choices by March 17th, 2008 10:00 PM EST

With Dragon Phoenix, Dutters, Simenon, MNOWAX, thedragon'princess, Macros, and Quailman dead, only four of you remain to sleep

Sleep tight, don't let the scumbugs bite, MWAHAHA!!!!
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[The Great Crep'er]

Just to clarify, if anyone was confused by the current thread title, it was just my brain rebelling, so it is now night 4, seeing as we have only had 4 day periods.

[The Great Crep'er]

CHRISTMAS MAFIA, NIGHT FOUR:

As the darkness set into the small christmas village, everyone was looking behind their backs, seven had gone, and everyone was worried they might be next. In Tiny Tim's small and cramped bedroom, the 3 more older individuals were silently tucking him in, Yukon, John, and Frosty were folding the sheets into the corner of the bed structure, and eyeing each other very carefully as to not let any of the others suffocate Tim with his own bedsheets. The stars glowed through the glass of the window, Yukon cleared his throat, raised his chest, and said,

"Say, um, John, you wouldn't happen to know who's going to be killed next, would you?"
"No, I don't believe so." said John

He was a tough nut to be cracked, he would not roleclaim or really just contribute to the conversation, he was a lurker, perhaps a scummy lurker at that. But who knew who was scum, who knew who was about to be killed, who knew there was an ice cream sandwich in Yukon' pocket and sneakily ate it? Huh? Who?!? Tell me dagnabbit! WHO!!!???

"I want to be paid back for that Ice Cream sandwich you ate." said Yukon, trying to get some information.
"How do you know that, huh? Huh?" retorted John
"Well from that poker tell I can probably gather some evidence." said Yukon
"Please gents, let us not be too hasty with how we choose our words, this is after all, the last night that flows through into a day." said Tiny Tim in a poor pathetic voice.
"Get lost you little punk! Er- I'm sorry, thought I was talking to Yukon." said John, sort of insultingly towards the hard working miner.

Yukon gave a fake laugh.

Soon after, the crickets began to chirp on top of the village snow, the night was approaching, everyone had begun to drift to sleep, Frosty quickly leaned his head against Tim's in a sleepy, non-romantic way...honest. Yukon and John lulled everyone to sleep with their humungous powers of snoring, and quickly the moon shone brightly through the small village which its citizens being at a small number, was really, hardly a village at all.

Suddenly, a rope snaps, wakes up the remaining four, and it turns out that the same rope was connected to a medieval battle axe, driving itself into poor Tiny Tim's heart. Which could only mean one thing, it was planted there to fall on Tiny Tim by the cold-hearted mafia, and heart wrenchingly, Tim had one last breath, and used it to say,

"B-but, I...wanted to celebrate...christmas."

After his eyes closed, Tim drifted gently to the hereafter and soon enough there was not a dry eye in his room, and as the remaining three buried the poor little orphan beneath the snow, dawn began to crack. The Miner, The Snowman, and the McClane, all glared at each other, they knew it was time, Yukon raised his chest, wiped his tears, and said,

"Well men...I think you all know that we live...or die on this one."

With that, and a hand tied noose, the three headed towards the sun, and readied their votes.
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The mafia during the night, planted the weapon to kill Tiny Tim during the night, he was simply a townie

It is now a day round, you must vote on who to lynch, two votes to send someone into the noose, you must lynch the remaining mafia member or be killed during the next day and night, giving the mafia the win.

Dragon Phoenix, Dutters, Simenon, MNOWAX, thedragon'sprincess, Macros, Quailman, and raekuul are dead, three of you are left, you know your situation, it is LYNCH OR LUUUUUSSEEEE!!!!

Will the owner of a blue volkswagon, I repeat, a blue volkswagon, retrieve their car from the village parking lot?
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[KradDrol]

Vote: Undercover Monk

Wrong choice, UM. You should've killed me in the night. Instead, you gave me another night to investigate and confirm my suspicions. Die, scum.

[Undercover Monk]

Oh...Ho...Ho... This is rich. I am the Cop And my last investigation confirms that Krad Drol is the lat mafia finish this job Jadesmar.


Vote: Krad Drol
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[jadesmar]

What a fascinating turn of events.

Have you anything to say Kraddrol?

[The Great Crep'er]

Vote Count:(just because I can barely contain myself)

Undercover Monk:1 (KradDrol)

KradDrol:1 (Undercover Monk)

Still to vote:jadesmar

Tension, ooh!
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[KradDrol]

Night 1: MNOWAX investigates Dutters - he ends up being killed in the night anyways.

Night 2: MNOWAX investigates thedragonsprincess - gets a hit as a mafia

The next day, MNOWAX is modkilled. TGC turns over the cop powers to me, who up until that point had been a vanilla townie. This includes the information that TDP is mafia.

Look at my posts before the modkill and after. Raekuul noticed the difference, noticed that I was posting differently after the modkill. The reason for that was that I was now the cop. Look at my vote for TDP after Macros started things off.

Night 3: I investigate Raekuul and receive a townie hit.

Notice my posting pattern on Day 4, trying to clear raekuul as town. At that point, I was pretty sure it was UM, since sunrise came so early, it had to be someone who is on frequently. I knew that Quailman couldn't have been mafia. Raekuul was cleared for me. The only question was whether you or UM was mafia, and my money was on UM, hence my vote on him. Unfortunately, the majority went for Quailman.

Night 4: Investigate UM - positive hit for scum.

My posting patterns and votes bear out my argument.

[jadesmar]

I am leaning toward voting for UM, but, am willing to hear discussion.. can you both provide reasons not to vote for you?

Were you provided the investigation results for any cops you may have replaced?

[Undercover Monk]

How Convienient Krad Drol lets look at your so called picks. Dutters dies so its an easy pick for you (claiming MNOWAX). Then you expect us to believe you're cop when you pick both mafias and the confirmed innocent on the day that he was confirmed innocent. I'll post my actual investigations later probably tomorow because I have a big paper Im trying to write right now. And I probably shouldn't even be posting this.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[jadesmar]

Can you also explain this bit, while you are at it: