Culinary Mafia- The game died [Insert food reference here]

[isauteikisa]

effective first post, that.
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[mps1453]

Unvote

Hopefully there will be no more replacements.....hopefully.
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[spindrift]

[hasdgfas]

[isauteikisa]

Harsh words, especially from someone without many posts in this game.
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[spindrift]

wow. Theres 8 pages of this game. I was reading it but i wanted to post to let you know i was here. Tsk Tsk

[bbbbbbbbba]

[Undercover Monk]

he means you are the closest to being lynched.
In the lead is usually reserved for something good but it seems its actually really bad this time.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Undercover Monk]

I was just looking at the replacement thread and Crepper said he was in desperate need for a replacement. Why if The Colour was not a power role would he need a replacement so badly Major FOS: Spindrift
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[isauteikisa]

Guys, deadline is today. bbbbbbbbba is one vote away. With the lack of activity here, I don't have much hope for it getting done, but I honestly think bbbbbbbbba is scum. Someone, I'd like to see a hammer to close out this day - a missed lynch sucks, but no lynch at this point means we miss even the possibility of killing scum today.
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[isauteikisa]

In an unrelated thought @ UM, the role could either be town or scum aligned. We still have at least two unknowns out there (a scum egg, I'd think, and with a missed night kill I'm pretty certain we have a doc as well). Open eyes, yes, but I'll wait and see what happens.
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[MNOWAX]

unvote, vote: b^9a ( i like that shorthand! :p )
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MNOWAX

[The Great Crep'er]

With three votes, bbbbbbbbba is taken to the cafeteria's noose and lynched. Scene of lynch to come tomorrow.



Cease posting until next day round
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[The Great Crep'er]

Warning: May contain profanity, hide your little dog, toto.



As seconds ticked down in the clock in the kitchen in the night, the interns and their deceased mentor were mutually afraid of what would befall them. Crep'er, like every time he gets in a panicky mood, had begun making smores, to share among his pupils, and how a simple twist on such a simple snack, could make all the difference to the consumer. Feeling as experimental as he did, TGC, had decided to substitute the melted marshmallows, with light, rich, soaked in butter, potato mash, the dish would either fail or succeed as it entered the mouths of the intern chefs.

It failed.

As everyone of the 'soon-to-be' culinary arts masters rushed to the sink to rinse out their mouths, the water quickly formed a sweet and releiving oasis, to the experiment that went wrong from not just the start, but the creation of the idea in the first place. Quickly they wiped their mouths, and suddenly...a shot rang out! Blenders started quaking in fear! Cheese graters slipped into their hiding places! Every one of TGC's students was biting on their very nails.

"My god! It appears the noose (made from the finest beef jerky) has taken it upon himself to do our lynching bidding. But only three stray votes have wandered in and landed on bbbbbbbbba! There was not that much discussion, nooooo." said one intern chef
"Wait a minute! Why are all of our quotes unidentified?" said another intern chef
"I'm an evil line cook! No foolin'!" someone had said randomly

But it appeared that no one had heard the sudden burst of information over the throaty sounds of bbbbbbbbba being strangled by glorified beef jerky (in noose form). After a while, no more sounds came, his face was completely blue, and the poor intern chef fell to the floor, dead as the nail of a door. All had started to tear over the loss, when suddenly, the spirit of the lynched had been killed and the ghost of bbbbbbbbba had lifted from his own corpse.

"What in kraft's name?!?! I suddenly have to be lynched and my last meal is some messed up smores?? You all suck! Expecially you Crep'er!" were bbbbbbbbba's last words before floating off into the afterlife, the remaining intern chefs had shoved his remains down the garbage disposal of a nearby sink.

"Well, what a rude townie! Hmpf!" said TGC before pointing his nose in the air and commanding all his pupils to go to their bunks to sleep. As they all pulled the covers over their heads, and sang lullabys to one another, and shot each other with novacaine as hopefully the one who would be killed tonight would not feel the intense pain caused by the Line Cooks
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As you lick the lynched you learned he tasted like...


bbbbbbb[b]a [b]- Shrimp Scampi - townie - lynched Day 4
^{What a shrimp, loljk :p}

It is now night 4, all roleplayers, send me your night choices by July 1st, 2008, 10:00 PM EST, or you are not making a move this round.

Stile, evilevilmatt, Poisonium, and bbbbbbbbba are dead, 11 of you remain to fight it out. Good Luck as always! You're going to need it. Muahahahahaha.

Okay...

Here it goes...



Poopsicles! Curse my acid tongue! Or should I say, excuse my french. lol.

[The Great Crep'er]

The deadline has been extended to July 3rd.

[The Great Crep'er]

After having an another nightmare from a recurring series of nightmares about trying to boil up a pot of stone soup without any stones, The Great Crep'er, Cre'pe legend, went off to have a cup of tea. As all the little intern chefs slept with images of preparing dancing sugarplums in their heads, some snored, some pulled covers over their eyes.

When suddenly...BOOM! A crash in the kitchen in the night, blenders going off simultaneously, waffles being pressed at an instant, flour spilling all over the place, the culinary racket that would wake the dead. As TGC quickly swiped an eclair that was so delicate and moist and chocolatey, so decadent that if a mere mortal set of lips ever pounced on it, it would be a sure crime. Mmm, so gooey, so fattening, surely a desert from the gods, a pure bliss, Si vous le mangiez jamais vous du feutre comme si vous étiez mort et étiez allé au ciel, comme puissance des chips vous avez obligé à faire cuire votre coeur dehors dans ci-après.



Then with an abrupt thud to the floor, one of the great students had again met his fate, but he was not in sorrow as he was now in the great, puffy, vanilla cotton candy cloud above. Experiencing delicacies that mere earth-dwellers were never meant to go through.

He tasted like....
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hasdgfas - Glazed doughnut - plain townie - killed night 4
^{What a sad occasion for the round kind.}

It is now day 5, with 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch (only 3 at deadline)
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[The Great Crep'er]

Silverstar will effectively replace JordanA24 as soon as he/she posts
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Potato. Belgium. Eight. Random Lynch # Mafia awaits.

[Silverstar]

I'm a guy.

I agree with most of the town that the mafia controls the egg.
Slight FOLOS [Finger Of Lack Of Suspicion]: iseuteikisa

[The Great Crep'er]

[isauteikisa]

[The Great Crep'er]

Threat of deadline if things do not pick up in the game, prods will be going out tomorrow

[Indygo]

*pokes the thread*

Vote: MNOWAX
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[thedragon'sprincess]

any particular reasoning?

[spindrift]

Well lets put some pressure on MNOWAX to try to get a role claim.
MNOWAX

[MNOWAX]

i am doublemint other than my one shot abiilty to double up the night or day phase, i am a townie.
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MNOWAX

[isauteikisa]

you're a townie and you doubled the night phase? riiiiiiiight.
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[Silverstar]

MNOWAX, are you claiming responsibility for the skipped day phase?

[Undercover Monk]

See heres my problem MNO why would a townie do a double night and give the mafia a second chance to kill this early in the game it just doesnt make sense.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[MNOWAX]

two cop investigations. this game HAS to have a cop in it, and i figured it would be more of a risk to use it later on in the game that would automatically doom the town.
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MNOWAX

[isauteikisa]

...except for the fact that we lost our cop day 1. Before you could use your power.
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[spindrift]

Well I was reading the thread over again and I noticed in one of the death stories how MNOWAX says "the double night was awesome" which is responded with "you don't even know how scummy you are" (I'm to lazy to quote)

With that and the fact that he claims to have skipped day to get a cop claim when the cop was already dead makes me believe that MNOWAX is scum.

[thedragon'sprincess]

I agree- i dont buy the claim. too many things don't add up
vote mnowax

[Silverstar]

Vote:MNOWAX

Spindrift bolded MNOWAX's name. If that counts then this is 5 votes.

[spindrift]

MNOWAX's bolded name was intended to be a vote.

[Undercover Monk]

Someone please unvote MNOWAX till we can hear more from him a quick lynch usually helps the scum. I think you have been officially called out MNOWAX and I am threatining a vote.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[spindrift]

I'll unvote but I still think MNOWAX is scum.

[isauteikisa]

OOC - everyone around here (GL) seems afraid to hammer and see what happens. I'm curious as to why that's the general climate - I've only played online mafia on this board, but in RL games I've played MNOWAX would probably have been dead quite a few posts ago, claim or no. Maybe I'm the wierd one
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[MNOWAX]

bring it, all i am now is a vanilla townie. Bring it on, i say. I am an artist! I am Doublemint! Laugh - and Grow Fat!
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MNOWAX

[spindrift]

whatever I say we lynch the scum

Vote MNOWAX

[MNOWAX]

Muwahaha!!!

It's time to start the party!
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MNOWAX