Undercover Monkicelli

[Undercover Monk]

I thought that I might try my hand at this so here we go, with the usual rules.

Guess who I am with a last name starting with P, forbidden stumpers are anything to do with the sport baseball, cause it bores me.

Have a go!!!
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[MatthewV]

Are you Alaska's current governor?

[Cordelia]

Has someone been sitting in your chair?

[Courk]

Because it's the only P word I can think of right now:

Do you make the Zonda?

[Quailman]

Did you say "No one ever won a war by dying for his country. Wars are won by making the other son of a bitch die for his country," (paraphrased from memory)?

[Jack_Ian]

Did you play the shop-keeper in "The Dead Parrot" sketch?

[Zag]

Wow. You got assaulted! I'll add one more -- nothing like piling on.

Are you known for making some of the finest guitars in the world?

[Undercover Monk]

Quailman: I am not Gen. George Patton ????
Jack_Ian: I am not Michael Palin (Lovely Plumage, the Norwegian Blue)
Zag: I am not Les Paul


stumped: Are you Alaska's CURRENT Govenor?
Has someone been sitting in your chair?
Do you make the Zonda?
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Jack_Ian]

Are you Alaska's CURRENT Govenor? Sarah Palin?
Has someone been sitting in your chair? Papa Bear?

Were you the cowboy in "Thelma & Louise"?

[MatthewV]

Palin resigned. Parnell was correct.

Are you a cartoon character who loves spinach? (I don't believe there is a last name)

[lexprod]

Are you the titular "international man of mystery?"

[ralphmerridew]

Are you the Queen of the Desert?

[Quailman]

Were you convicted of cannibalism after getting stuck in a snowstorm in the Colorado mountains in the late 19th century?

[Zag]

Correct on Les Paul. I wanted to give you an easy one.

Are you the pro football coach known as the "Tuna"?

[Cordelia]

Jack_Ian, correct on the Papa Bear :D

stumper: Are you looking for the basement in the Alamo?

[jesternl]

Are you a former racecar driver, now involved in buying Saturn (the car brand, not the planet)

[Poisonium]

Are you a Peruvian immigrant who loves marmalade sandwiches?
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[Undercover Monk]

I am not Popeye
I am not Austin Powers
I am not Bill Parcels???

I will hear arguments as to why I should accept Papa Bear as the LAST name clearly starts with a B.

Stumpers:
Do you make the Zonda?
Are you the cowboy in "Thelma and Louise"?
Are you Queen of the Dessert?
Were you convicted of Cannibilism after getting stuck in a snowstorm in the Colorado Mts. in the late 19th century?
Are you looking for the basement in the Alamo?
Are you a forer racecar driver, now involved in buying Saturn?

Still no Generals achieved!
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Quailman]

Are you the brains (or whatever) behind a theme park in Pigeon Forge, TN?

[Jack_Ian]

Are you Queen of the Dessert? Prescilla (not sure about spelling)

Were you Prime Minister of Democratic Kampuchea?

[Cordelia]

Some entities are only known by their entire name, especially fictional ones. You wouldn't say Rainbow Brite was a B or Professor X was an X...especially since X is actually his first initial!

Lamb Chop is L, Chilly Willy is C, and Kaptain Kangaraoo is K...though I suppose that one would be uncontested.

That said, if it's an issue, I retract both of my stumpers, since they operate under that assumption.

[Zag]

Bill Parcells is correct.

Are you Sherman's friend, who would often travel in the wayback machine? (And then often call to "Mr. Wizard" for help.)

[ralphmerridew]

Did you develop a rabies vaccine?

[Amb]

Did you appear on Animaniacs as a sidekick to the Brain?

[Dread Pirate Westley]

No fair excluding my gimmick category.

Are you Ferris Bueller's girlfriend?

[Courk]

Are you the cowboy in "Thelma and Louise"?
Brad Pitt?

[Lepton*]

Was your principal accomplishment a re-ordering of Aristotle's cosmology, perhaps in a bid in have your unpronounceable name included in grade-school science textbooks more than a thousand years after your death?

[Jack_Ian]

[Courk]

I've never seen the whole movie, actually, just the part with young and incredibly good looking Brad Pitt.

[jesternl]

where you for a while known as:



and also as TAFKAP?

[Undercover Monk]

Just so we are clear I will accept P answers if they are the least general answer. Such as king LOUIE, POPEYE the sailorman, and yes after consideration PAPA bear. General to Cordy. Now on to things.



I am not Dolly Parton
I am not Pinky




Stumpers:
Do you make the Zonda? (Courk)
Were you convicted of Cannibilism after getting stuck in a snowstorm in the Colorado Mts. in the late 19th century? (Quailman)
Are you looking for the basement in the Alamo? (Cordelia)
Are you a forer racecar driver, now involved in buying Saturn? (jesternl)
Are you a Peruvian immigrant who loves marmalade sandhiches (Poisonium)
Were you the Prime Minister of Democratic Kampuecha (Quailman)
Are you Shermans friend from Mr. Wizard? (Zag)
Did you develope a Rabies Vaccine (ralphmerriedew)
Are you Ferris Bueller's girlfriend? (Dread Pirate Weasley)
Was your principle accomplishment re-ordering Aristotles cosmology (Lepton) [I should know this one]
Did you perform a voiceover for MJ's "Thriller"? (Jack-Ian) [should know this one too]
Were you known as TAFKAP? (jesternl)




Generals:
1 to Cordelia
1Jack Ian
1 ralphmerridew
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[Scurra]

Do you make the Zonda? (Courk) is Pagani (ah - never thought I'd ever find a use for having learned something from watching Top Gear!)
Are you a Peruvian immigrant who loves marmalade sandhiches (Poisonium) is Paddington Bear
Did you perform a voiceover for MJ's "Thriller"? (Jack-Ian) must surely be Vincent Price
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_{still Quiz Olympiad champion. Must get a life.
New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[groza528]

Are you Shermans friend from Mr. Wizard? (Zag)
Mr. Peabody
Did you develope a Rabies Vaccine (ralphmerriedew)
Pasteur?
Was your principle accomplishment re-ordering Aristotles cosmology (Lepton) [I should know this one]
Ptolemy?
Did you perform a voiceover for MJ's "Thriller"? (Jack-Ian) [should know this one too]
Vincent Price
Were you known as TAFKAP? (jesternl)
Prince

No stumpers from me yet

[Undercover Monk]

Aww crap I was thinking of that stupid bear but I couldn't remember the name and the peru thing fooled me and I may not forgive myself for the Vicent Price one. I will have to check the Pagini one but it sounds like three generals to me.
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The Classic Blunders:
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia
2.Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line
3. Never release Peyton Manning

[groza528]

Three? That must surely be a simulpost.

[Jack_Ian]

[Quailman]

[Zag]

Did you develope a Rabies Vaccine (ralphmerriedew) Isn't that Pasteur, of pasteurization fame?

[Courk]

It is the Pagani Zonda.

[ralphmerridew]

Louis Pasteur is correct.

Cannibalism: Alfred Packer
Basement of the Alamo: Pee-Wee Herman