Don't Kill The Mod III (game over)

[ralphmerridew]

Don't Kill The Mod RAF III: Nor may you mock the slow poke RAF mod.

You play this game just like the last one but:
- Any word of size five or more is bad and may not be used.
- You may not make jabs or poke fun at any mod who is slow, even if he does give chem.

Turn one will come soon, so send me your move!

1) Matt V dead turn 1
2) chem gift - won the game
3) milk dead turn 1
4) Char Lee dead turn 1
5) sab dead turn 2
6) Cord dead turn 1
7) The Monk dead turn 1
8) wax dead turn 1

[MatthewV]

I feel rm does not have a very busy life!
I will play (I have time also)

[mathgrant]

I will play, too, sir.

This game will rock!
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[milkshake]

I don't understand what this is!

I'm sure once I google it or whatever I need to do, I will want to /in.

[ralphmerridew]

Read "Don't **** the mod RAF" part I and part II. Also read "Four or less RAF".

And if you do join, you must give a name that I will call you by for this game, and it must not have any word of size five or more.

[Chuck]

Oh, well. One more try won't kill me any more than the last two. I'm in.

[milkshake]

I note you all only use < size five!

I can just use milk as my name?

[mathgrant]

I just [BEEP] out you all are only [BEEP] [BEEP] < size five! I beat the [BEEP] and use milk [BEEP] as my name?

That will not work at all, sir. Try one more time, but this time, don't use any long kind of word!

Oh, you beat me to it with your edit. Darn. You can play now.
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[Chuck]

I'll use the name "Char Lee"

[milkshake]

I like your NES song site math!

I was dumb and used size 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. But then I got not to use five!

[sAbLLimINal]

I'll play again, and this time I've decided I will be shooting the mod at round number

Dice Roll:

Original Roll String: 1d3 1 3-Sided Dice Results: 3

[mathgrant]

You will play WHAT? Too much use of the long word and crap! D:
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[Cordelia]

I've no plan to play, but I'll be sure to go with the flow (in as much as I'll keep to the "four and less" rule).

I'm just here to join mg and mock sab for the use of that long word. No, wait, I take it back. FIVE of them! Tsk tsk.

Aw, heck. Fine! I'll play, I'll play. I'm in as "Cord." mkay?

[Undercover Monk]

The Monk will play and this time he will obey the all the rules. Who will stop Chuck this time?
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[MNOWAX]

wax is in
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[ralphmerridew]

The Monk did not obey one rule in his post. Don't be so bad when you play.

[mathgrant]

Yeah, Chuk -- I mean, Char Lee -- does not have a name with two C's, Monk.
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[ralphmerridew]

You who made post 11: I need a name for you that is okay with the rule, so go and post one.

[sAbLLimINal]

Ok, sab it is then.

[MNOWAX]

so i can say FVck?
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[milkshake]

How odd: I saw a dude with the sn Matt V on HoN, a game I play!

[ralphmerridew]

I do not know what HoN is. Will you tell me?

[milkshake]

Oh HoN is a game by S2 game, I'm a fan of the 1st game they made so I look at what they do, but HoN is just a copy of a WC3 mod DotA. But it's fun.

[mathgrant]

[milkshake]

Arg. So I do.

I note that it is now one week from the OP- time to go!

[ralphmerridew]

Oh yeah, I must tell you how long you have. Send your move in four days, or I will have you make the move (kill air or kill self) that you don't want.

[ralphmerridew]

Char Lee and milk both took a look at each other. "This game is too mean. Let us both die."

So each took a gun and held it to his / her head, and were to pull ...

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Monk was a tad ired. And why? When the mod does not make the post for days on end, it does tend to irk the ones in the game. So he made some mail for rm, then went to his tv, and set it to spy on rm in his home.

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"Nov 15: rm gets the last move from wax. See this pic of the GL? No post from rm."
"Nov 16: All have sent the move for one day. See this pic of the GL? No post from rm."
...
"What is it with you, rm? This is just like DKTM I. Will you ever post day?"

And as rm read that, he wept. "I am slow. I suck!"

"Don't be sad, rm."

rm got up to look. "I did not hear you come in, Cord. Why are you here?"

She said back, "From the day when we met, I have felt for you. I had fear to tell you, but I can't bear to see you feel hurt!"

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"Did Cord just kiss rm? That can't be! Did she do it only as I sent him that mean mail?" Monk grew hot, and his nose bled.

"She put her hand to her neck, as if to open her top? Nooo!"

By this time, the red pool down from the nose of Monk held most of what had been in his body, and he'd say no more.

"Cord, if you won't keep this area PG, I'll have to keep it that way for you." And with one hit from his axe, Matt V took her head off her body. Then he took his axe to her arms, and cut them off the body, and cut off the legs, and cut the body in half, then put what was left of her into a pile. "Geez. What was so hard?"

"No, but this fan art of Home Pets is (I hope)," said chem gift with glee.

"What, the bust of a hen?" said Matt V back.

"That fowl is male, so he's a cock, not a hen. And I did not mean that fan art, but this one, the Poly Fear game."

"You made a Poly Fear game for your blog, and you call it fan art? Geez, you are a DORK!"

That hurt chem gift, so to hurt Matt V back, he hit Matt V over the head with the bust of the cock.

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And wax had the idea "No one will see me, with all that has gone on. I can get in and put a nail in rm's head!" So he went in, and no one saw him. Well, no one saw him but sab, who shot wax

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Oh yeah, re: Char Lee and milk? No one made a move to stop them, so each put a slug in his / her own head.

chem gift and sab live. If you are not chem gift or sab, then I have bad news for you: You did not live.





wax: I will kill you with a nail.
Cord: Kill the mod with love.
Monk: The Monk will kill the mod. When rm gets the pics, sent by the Monk, of his epic fail at a try to not be a slow mod, he will cry and the H20 from his eyes will fill the room and cause him to drown.
milk: I'll kill self.
chem gift: I will kill Matt V with my "fan art" for Home Pets!. (I'm such a dork, you know.)
Matt V: I will chop Cord into a cord of wood!
Char Lee: I'll fire at self.
sab: kill wax

[mathgrant]

[Cordelia]

I want to show my joy for the good deed done this day by chem gift (har har at the pun). Your deed will not be lost in the time sand, blah, blah, *pass item that is dear to Cord to the one who did try (and fail) to save her from the evil Matt* blah, end of rite. Good luck in part two!

[ralphmerridew]

Seen on ebay:
For sale by "chem gift":
- dead mod head: Be the only kid in town to have one! Buy it now for one dime!
- dead mod hand: When you have to lend a hand, this will be just what you need!
- dead mod foot: Only nine in. long!
...

"What can I do with a self-shot sab?", said chem gift to self.

(chem gif shot the mod and won)

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chem gift: I opt to kill you, the mod, and then sell each part of your body on eBay.
sab: kill self

[mathgrant]

I. . . won?

Holy crap, I won!

And I got some cash for it!

But I wish I had been able to sell that foot for more.
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[Cordelia]

I knew it'd go that way, what with the new Mod Maul 2000 that I gave you. Good job! Yes, it's a bit nice how the game can end so fast, what with this nice mod kill rule. Yay for rm, who took up the rein to run the game. Woot for sab, you made it past step one! Boo to me, with how I was dead and all :/