Mafia Bloopers and Quotes - The Archive

[Amb]

This is the archive of some of the best and funniest mafia bloopers, quotes, errors and plays.

Lets start off with this recent blooper by Green Crayons.

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Green Crayons: ..Just looked over the thread, and saw Wordcross posted in reference to the game discussion, and as if he was in the game. ..What? Why? He's not on the player list. What's the deal?

quercitron: (next post) He's the mod.

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Lets add them as we find them. Try not to post too many from running games in case it alters their outcomes.

[This message has been edited by amb (edited 03-15-2003 03:26 AM).]

[Dragon Phoenix]

Too lazy to look for the game, but there was one where Purgation was mafia and claimed cop - but he posted one more investigation than there had been nights...

[This message has been edited by Dragon Phoenix (edited 03-15-2003 04:17 AM).]

[Lucky Wizard]

In LotR mafia, Quailman was a good guy. He thought he was a bad guy, so he claimed a fake role. The town ended up losing because of his role claim.

(And no, the mod hadn't made him think he was bad. Quailman had read his role info and assumed he was bad.)

[Leonidas]

Yeah!!! He was Treebeard, a vigilante role.
Had he paid attention, the town would have won !!!

LOL.

LoTR was such a great game !

[PuzzleProdigy]

My first game, mafia 21:

2 cops died the second night.

Me, in an email to the other mafia members:

"We'd have to be idiots to lose this one now."

Followed by the lynching of all four mafia members in consecutive days.
>_<

[ralphmerridew]

quercitron, Isengard Mafia, post 231, bragging about his victory

I was thinking you were Mafia. Chalk another one up for querci.

So answer my question now: why MatthewV and not me?


Followed by me revealing that quercitron had in fact blown the game.

[This message has been edited by ralphmerridew (edited 03-15-2003 11:00 AM).]

[Neo]

Originally posted by quercitron, Old West Mafia:

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Bah! I knew sleeping with DP was a bad idea.

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Originally posted by Sparticus (a townie) in Newbie Mafia 6 following the lynching of a townie:

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Ha ha!

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It was that post that won the game for me

[Amb]

Green Crayons Posted three consecutive posts and in the third - he started with ...

Originally posted by Green Crayons:

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Wow..... Tripe post

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We all had to agree.

[wordcross]

I still cannot get over the fact that in Dilbert Mafia, Kazooish left Alice out of the game!!! It was a mistake on his part, and none of us knew until the end.

My two partners, Pointy Haired Boss and Fraud Boss, had been lynched and killed respectively over a previous day/night period. I was Motivational Liar Boss, and when we were down to six players, I knew i needed a good role claim.

Looking over what roles i thought might be left, I said to myself "As strange as it might sound, i think that Alice would be a good role claim and i can hopefully cast doubt upon whomever is the real Alice with my l33t mafia tactics"

So the day progressed, and everyone made a role claim, including my claim as Alice. Imagine my utter surprise that no one disputed my claim!!! We had 2 Elbonians(Masons), Dawn and Rex dino(joint cop ability), and Carol the Secretary (Serial Killer). There was argument among other roles over whether Alice and/or the Elbonians were good or evil. I, of course, claimed Alice being good.

We first lynched Sparticus who was one of the Elbonians. That night, i didn't kill anyone, but RSA/DawnDino/Cop was killed by the other evil role. It turns out that Corsato, the last ramaining dino, had investigated me and gotten the correct role. To my great relief, it seemed that he dismissed this as a result of the fact that since all 3 dino's weren't alive, they had a chance of being wrong. I really had them believing i was Alice, and by this time I was well aware that Alice was either not playing or was playing me like a fiddle.

Well, the next day we decided to no-lynch by some weird trick of luck. So i killed the other bad-dude. luckily, he didn't kill me back, nor did he kill anyone at all.

So it was down to me(Mafia), FaerieFire(Mason), and Corsato(1/3 cop). Corsato had re-investigated me and gotten Dogbert.

I voted for FF, and she of course voted for me. It was in Corsato's hands.

I WON!!!! Against all of the damning evidence and circumstance, Corsato actually believed that I was Alice and that i was good!!!!! He voted for FF, and of course i killed him that night!

So the Bloopers here:
1) Kazooish Left a major role out of the game, which i claimed.
2) Corsato, lulled by this intensely confusing role claim (and my l33t Mafia tactics) voted for a Mason to secure me the win!!!

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[Green Crayons]

Me no like amb point out green's mistakes!

Amb bad!
Green crush bad things!
Green crush Amb!

..Hm.

[Vegtable2001]

I talked with kazoo, it was a mistake

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Flame Away

[wordcross]

actually jeep, i keep thinking that if i do a themed game i'll leave out one or two main characters just to confuse the hell out of everyone at the end

[Kazooish]

it most definitly was a mistake...

[mith]

This one is definitely the best I can remember:

Courk's Mafia Game

[Faeriefire]

The Dilbert Mafia game still makes me laugh. I know my brother got a little worked up over the fact that Corsato didn't believe us Elbonians.

[Corsato]

LOL

[Courk]

<-- was Way Of Mouko, BTW

If only you knew the IMs Ant sent me

[Courk]

My favorite blunder is this one from Clue Mafia:

Beartalon (who was mafia) was claiming.

[Chuck]

In GL Central years ago, someone started a large mafia game with three mafia and forgot to tell them their roles. They spent the first day playing as though they were townies. They found out in the night when the moderator asked them for their target. I don't remember who moderated that game.

In another game, I was moderating and Hy was a cop, and he investigated Huey. Huey was not in the game but his twin brother, Vinnie, was. I looked at the mafia players on the player list, didn't see Huey's name, and said "Innocent". Vinnie went on to win the game.

[ralphmerridew]

How about Polar Boy in Calvin & Hobbes? He posted for most of day 1 before realizing he wasn't actually in the game.

[Ctorj]

[Quailman]

[Amb]

I just have to add - that I really loved this game

http://www.greylabyrinth.com/discussion/viewtopic.php?t=6060&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[Lauritz Melchior]

Star Wars Mafia, day one. JDTAY jumps from vote to vote to vote in order to defend himself. Finally, he follows a bandwagon, lynching Princess Leia and finding himself killed as well because he was her bodyguard.
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[dybeck]

Galactic War mafia - I'm a townie - as part of a discussion, I point out to the group that the cop's investigations won't be 100% reliable if by some chance he's investigated the Godfather.

Samadhi the cop asks how I know there's a godfather, and assumes that I have information known only to the mafia. Within 5 hours of this post, they've accumulated enough votes to lynch me - all whilst I'm logged off.

It's only during twilight that I point out that if they'd bothered to read the first post, they'd have noticed that we were told about the GF from the beginning, but it seems nobody in the whole game actually bothered to look...

[Lauritz Melchior]

I just wrote a huge post on mafiascum about the two people that I thought were scummiest, and turns out that they were the two to have died the night before I wrote the post.
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[Courk]

Ah, but were they scum?

[Lauritz Melchior]

Nope. Both were innocent =p]

Posts 87 and 92
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[Werebear]

I still think one of the most frustrating times was the Star Wars mafia, where I took over for s00thsayer as Princess Leia. Two other people claimed the same role, and all 3 of us were trying to convince the town that they were the real Leia. Then s00thsayer came back, and both he and I were playing the same role. The funny part is, s00thsayer and I were last on the list of being believed, even though it really was our role. I've never seen a triple claim that worked so well for the scum like that one.

And I can't pin this to one game, it's happened a few times, but one of my favorite things to happen is when a smaller game starts with day, and someone makes up a claim that happened night 1.

[Elayne]

LOL the star wars mafia 1 was THE most unblanced wackiest mafia game I have seen.

I need to get L'lanmal to post the discussions between mafia maembers. They had me rolling histerically. I think my favortie was when they said well for day 1 we could always do standard lynch IS. IS who was mafia emailed back going you all are morons IIRC.

[Dragon Phoenix]

There was also the originl Pokemon mafia set-up by Pika, in which he had a 12-player mason group in a 25 player game IIRC....

[L'lanmal]

Here's the "Lets bandwagon IS" portion, abridged, all emphasis mine:

[Courk]

[Ctorj]

*bump* I would like to see more stuff here. Already pretty funny so far.
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[Mackay]

I always liked this one by Sycko in Game Show Mafia. He was a scum who made a slight slip of the tongue...

[The Cheshire Man]

Time Travel Mafia: Night 5 or 6. The SK is dead, the only doc as been eliminated and we've only lost one mafia (sweetwater). Mafiadoc Ctorj has claimed doctor and gotten away with it. I've claimed Vig and almost gotten away with it. We've almost got a lock on the town. Ctorj says he wants to kill mayor Veg on a previous night. I tell him that's a bad idea, and list off several reasons, then say I want to kill our own lost mafia on night 1, to prevent the few kills he made and shore up my claim as a Vig. Well, killing off Sweetwater throws off a vote count causing four people to get lynched on day 2, including Ctorj. Without Ctorj to timetravel and save me night 3, I stay dead from the SK's attack night 2. In short, my decision wiped out the mafia in one stroke and left the SK as the last remaining scum (swiftly lynched for a town victory). I find out later that if I'd listened to Ctorj and simply lynched Veg we would have ended the game that night in a mafia win.
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[Amb]

From my modding point of view, the mafia had got themselves into an unloseable position. Only to pull off the most unexpected move of all time, which resulted in all 4 mafia dying at once...

[Amb]

Pooky was a post miner who could rig post numbers with bombs. After a series of PMs to me the mod about his abilities and choices to date he posts...

[Pooky]

lies, i pretty much outright admitted to being a serial killer.

Not my fault the town decided not to consider what lynching the serial killer when the game was that close to endgame would do.

I would've made a deal with the rest of the town easily!