More Spoonerisms

[Suspence]

4th, 5th and 6th batch answers moved back into the opening post, new batch below
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7th batch - Posted at the top of Page 4
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[Chuck]

Knifing an old codger / Snatching postage : Stabbing Gramps / Grabbing Stamps

[Chuck]

Humiliating Bundy or Kaczynski / Prurient enjoyment : Besting Ted / Testing Bed

[Quailman]

bah! I knew who the Splendid Splinter was. I just couldn't figure it out.

[Quailman]

Suffocate punk musician / Has muskets in inventory Rose Stifles / Stows Rifles ?

[Suspence]

Stifle and Rifle are correct, but you need to work on the rest. No need to look for a specific "punk musician", just a general term for what you might call a punk musician. I was actually thinking of changing the clue to "Suffocate Jannetty or Michaels", if that helps

Ted is correct, and I like what you came up with, but you need to match it up with a different clue.
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[Quailman]

rifle stocker / stifle rocker?

[Suspence]

One more down. This batch has gone so slowly, I have two new batches already finished. On some of the remaining clues, there are some particularly difficult words.

Specifially for Prurient enjoyment, you're looking for a synonym for each word, and the synonym for prurient is not a word you typically hear everyday.
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[Oscar]

Prurient enjoyment/deceptive male child Salacious fun/fallacious son
Team chuckles/The man upstairs scribbles Squad giggles/God squiggles

[Quailman]

First result of "Last Crusade" grail trials / Humiliating Bundy or Kaczynski Tumbling Head / Humbling Ted

[Quailman]

Observe traveling carnival / Clothes for working out B... Circus / S... Birqas?

[Quailman]

or... Fitness Wear / Witness Fair

[Suspence]

Sweet. Next batch posted at the top of this page, and in the original post.
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[Oscar]

Clutch tapers /Freezing knobs Hold candles/Cold handles
Suitmaker's discount /Boater's story Tailor's sale/Sailor's tale
Defame cartoon Betty/More tasteless bisque Slander Boop/Blander Soup (not sure that's a Spoonerism!)

[Quailman]

Graded axe / Despised Clank's partner Rated Hatchet / Hated Ratchet
Prompt regurgitation / See Hale-Bopp Cue Vomit / View Comet
Used to make ring cake with ridges /Rule requiring you go for it on 4th down Bundt Pan / Punt Ban
Happens at the end of "The Bucket List" and "The Shining" / Make witticisms Jack Croaks / Crack Jokes
Constrictors approached / Ark builder's stubble Boas Neared / Noah's Beard
Inter Venetian coins / Milk pails Bury Ducats / Dairy Buckets

[Oscar]

Ruin a two-bagger /Knock down cartoon Betty Wreck double/ Deck Rubble
Brazing turnstiles/Funny Cide pauses Welding gates/Gelding waits
Could have been called Vail Cipher /18 holes cared for Morse code/ Course mowed
This happened in Ireland in 1852 / Banquet of anadromous fish`Famine ceased/ Salmon feast
Blind animals that got their tails cut off ? I,I,I Mice three/ Thrice me
Bronze buckler /Consumer fainted Copper shield/ shopper keeled
Jack from Whitechapel's raincoat/Jack from Apartment 201's spannerRipper's trench/ Tripper's wrench
Optional car accessories/Increased tire blowouts Floor mats/ More flats
Sleazy instructors /Tent monsters Sarky mentors/ marquee centaurs?

[Quailman]

Creepy Teachers / Tepee Creatures

[Suspence]

You flew through that one. New batch posted at the top of this page.
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[Quailman]

Fervent Israelite / Envious menagerie Zealous Jew / Jealous Zoo
Punter did not win / The price of alcohol Kicker Lost / Liquor Cost
Ringwald's pretty / Lassie's voiceless Molly's Cute / Collie's Mute
Non-aggressive McFly / Huge shindig Passive Marty / Massive Party

[Quailman]

Patterned Scottish garments / Milk container leans over Tartan Kilts / Carton tilts

[Quailman]

Supervisor hags / Skull counterpart on poisons Boss Crones / Cross Bones

[ralphmerridew]

Guten Tag! // Pee-wee's gelatin German's Hello / Herman's Jell-O

[groza528]

Marino, Quayle, Rather, and Aykroyd / Entranceway aficionados: four Dans / door fans
Cruzcampo and Estrella Damm / Excommunicate Britney: Spanish beers / banish Spears
Punch "His Airness" / Prison overseer: Wail Jordan / Gaol Jail Warden
Disoriented German composer / Bustling wharf: Dizzy Bach / Busy Dock

[Suspence]

This one is moving fast, too. I've started work on a new batch.
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[Quailman]

Care for baby sheep / Spotted animal-print pillow covers Shepherd Lambs / Leopard Shams
Springsteen song, or the best times of your life / Shiny sauce made from Nemo's friend Glory Days / Dory Glaze
BNP Paribas, for example / Make Sinatra ride the pine French Bank / Bench Frank

[Quailman]

Dumb fad / Venus' son wanders Stupid Craze / Cupid Strays
Sitting Bull or Red Cloud's house / Owed inflammation Sioux Dwelling / Due Swelling?
Tussled with scriveners / Carelessly wrote blackmail Brawled Scribes / Scrawles Bribes?

[Oscar]

Yazstremski's necklace/ Said "Rosebud" Carl's chain/Charles Kane

[Suspence]

We blew through that one as well. I'm only about a third of the way through the next batch. Hopefully more soon.
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[Zag]

You're obsessed, man!

[Quailman]

Coe Knitting!

[Suspence]

Thanks, I think. New batch posted, as noted I've moved onto some phrases in this batch. Enjoy!
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[Jack_Ian]

Thanks for all your work on these Suspence, much appreciated.

Door unlockers and church benches/Mind these two letters Keys and pews/P's 7 q's
Family outcast/The Big Aristole $@?!#% Black Sheep/Shaq BLEEP!
Goalkeepers and bed-wetters hope for these/What Charlie wore in "Major League" Clean Sheets/Sheen Cleets

[Zag]

Door unlockers and church benches / Mind these two letters : Keys and pews / P's and Q's
Family outcast / The Big Aristole $@?!#% : Black sheep / Shaq bleep
Unidentified body / Señor Jose : John Doe / Don Joe
Often preceeds "done that" / Naked at that time : Been there / Then bare (I was expecting "Yogi lost weight.")
Soon-to-be-replaced politician / Girl fortune : Lame duck / Dame luck

[Zag]

rats. Slew toe!

[Quailman]

A drink in the morning / Challenge from a pig Hair of the Dog / Dare of the Hog

[Quailman]

Honk at one of the MIB / Prevent from moving closer Beep at K / Keep at Bay
Coffin foundation / Crazy person, or Green Day tune Casket Base / Basket Case

[Suspence]

Nice going so far.

Maybe I am obsessed, as I just finished an 8th batch. Zag's puzzle was like an inception. I can't get these out of my mind.
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[Quailman]

Temporary bed and grip / Fickle, or Katy Perry tune Cot and Hold / Hot and Cold
Twists in front of coniferous tree / Something valuable given to the unworthy Swirls Before Pine / Pearls Before Swine
Rich people are said to have these / Sneak a look at courtroom schedules
Deep Pockets / Peep Dockets
Submit a ballot / Expansive jacket Cast Vote / Vast Coat

[Quailman]

Authority to do whatever you want / Abstain Free Reign / Refrain

[Suspence]

In order to get this to the top of Page 4...
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