Pick up lines

[Pablo]

Someone mentioned the subject in another thread, so.....what's the best (or worst, or funniest, or lamest) pickup line you've ever heard.... or even if you haven't heard....maybe just made up and never had the guts to use?
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All religions are the same - Guilt....just with different holidays.

[MNOWAX]

Hi! I'm Mike!

doesn't work well, if your name is not Mike...
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MNOWAX

[MatthewV]

[Quailman]

"How do you get through airport security, cause baby, you da bomb!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

Or just start an innocent conversation with a simple question like "Boxers or briefs?". No, wait...

[raekuul]

Hi there, what's your name?

[Dread Pirate Westley]

[dethwing]

Are you differentiatable baby? Cause I want to be tangent to your curves.

[Zag]

I assume that everyone has heard the "I wish I were a DNA helicase..." joke, right? ... because I want to unzip your genes.

[Jack_Ian]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

Aw Shit! Something's wrong with my phone....Your number's not in it.

[MNOWAX]

[Gomez*]

Do you wanna have sex? Or do I owe you an apology? - Dennis Leary

[Sessie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
Wanna f**k?

Yeah, he was serious.
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"I have an everyday religion that works for me: love yourself first, and everything else falls into line." --Lucille Ball

[Sentran]

Used by me: Nice breasts, mind if I play with them for a while?
Used by me: Yar! Prepare t'be boarded!
NOT used: I eat more pussy than cervical cancer.
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Sentran
"Speaking of double negatives, I haven't read greylab yet today." - Lifeinmomland

[referee]

dang, if you want to get Sessie, at the very least you could rhyme that up.

Made up on the spot:

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I like peanut butter
Wanna see my bed?
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[Pablo]

Here's the best line ever used on me. I was in a bar and wearing a stupid Batman t-shirt.....many years ago. A young lady, clearly under the influence came up to me and the following conversation took place:

Her: "Hey, is it true what they say about Batman?"

Me: "I don't know, what do they say?".

Her: "That I'm gonna f*ck him".
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All religions are the same - Guilt....just with different holidays.

[Neo]

I put the sensual in non-consensual.
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_{Ad Astra}

[Sentran]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Sentran
"Speaking of double negatives, I haven't read greylab yet today." - Lifeinmomland

[MNOWAX]

[raekuul]

Because Captain Planet only comes when five kids ask him to?

[/couldn't resist]

[MNOWAX]

[Antrax]

Why is the entire content of your post in spoiler tags? You wouldn't believe how many girls that one picked up for me
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After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick!

[raekuul]

MNO: Bad implications are bad.

Antrax: Were they worth keeping? Or did you convince them that you were all natural?

[itisally]

I recall a friend whe was asked, "Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"

They were together for years.
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I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

[Pablo]

Get out your cell phone and pretend to be talking on it. Walk up to....very near your target, and say into the phone, making sure she hears you:

"Yes, I found her. She's right here. OK, thank you."

Then, turn to the girl, who is by now intrigued with your phone conversation, and tell her, "That was Cupid".
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All religions are the same - Guilt....just with different holidays.

[luminous*]

"hold on, just... let me show you my sex tape."
-from a dude reaching for his iphone after i turned down his offer to buy me a drink

"yeah are you into astronomy? i've got a telescope. chicks dig telescopes."
-jury's still out on whether he meant an actual telescope or not

moral of the story is, dudes are horrifying

[Antrax]

No, the pick-up scene is horrifying and impossible to win. Worst breeding ground ever.
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After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick!

[Pablo]

[MatthewV]

We now have craigslist to try our luck with!