Puzzles (duh)

[Neo]

I got bored and came up with some really easy stuff for everybody. I hope in the end it'll at least make you smile.

1) How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

[Sessie]

Open the refrigerator door, stuff in the elephant, close the refrigerator door.

I like that one.

[Bicho the Inhaler]

The "elephant jokes" are some of the worst jokes ever...but some of them are pretty funny anyway.

[groza528]

I've heard these, so I won't say anything. Seeing them again does make me smile

[ctrlaltdel]

kinda know where this sequence is going... but shouldn't we start with a giraffe?

[groza528]

actually I don't think it matters, but I've always heard elephant first.

[groza528]

no, elephant first.

[ctrlaltdel]

on the second thought... i think your right, cause its funnier to give THAT detail that theres footprints on butter for the question of how to tell an elephant was in the fridge.

[This message has been edited by ctrlaltdel (edited 03-03-2002 04:20 PM).]

[Neo]

Okay. I'll keep posting just to show anybody who hasn't heard these.

2) How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

[pikachamp]

open door, take out elephant, stuff in giraffe, close door



[This message has been edited by Dragon Phoenix (edited 03-03-2002 09:17 PM).]

[Neo]

Pika, invis your stuff in case there are people out there who don't know


3) The lion has called an all animal meeting. Which animal did not attend?

[Snail]

The giraffe - he's in the fridge!

[pikachamp]

and the elephant, he got frostbite

[Neo]

Why do I feel like I'm forgetting some?

4) You've come to a river. The river is infested with millions of pirahna's. There is no bridge, it is too wide to jump, and there are no vines to swing over it with. How do you get across?

[quercitron]

Swim--the piranhas are at the meeting?

[Daft Dog Fred]

Use the boat that's moored on your side?

[impossibleroot]

Feed the chilled giraffe to the piranhas?

[groza528]

quercitron got the answer I knew.

[Neo]

quercitron got it right.

[Lepton]

Starting another sequence:

How many elephants can you fit in a VW Beetle?

[mathgrant]

All of them?
or
None of them, they're at the meeting?

[makemeok]

Five. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1 in the glove compartment.

[This message has been edited by makemeok (edited 03-05-2002 11:00 PM).]

[ralphmerridew]

You forgot one:

The elephant races the giraffe. Who wins?

[Neo]

Never heard that one...

How can you tell there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

[daniel801]

His footprints are in the butter.
(having a little sister has paid off)

[GH]

The door won't close.

[Neo]

How can you tell there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

Note: Daniel got it right...

[mathgrant]

There are footprints on the elephant!

[Lupin]

How do elephants hide in the forest?

ralphmerridew who wins?

[Neo]

No, there's two sets of tracks in your butter!

3) How can you tell if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?

[mole]

There are three sets of tracks in the butter!

[Neo]

mole, wrong....

[Bicho the Inhaler]

...the door won't close?

[Neo]

correct...

How do you tell if there are four?

[mathgrant]

The door is broken off of the fridge!

[Neo]

correct...

How can you tell if there are five?

[mathgrant]

There's an earthquake in your house that's 9.9 on the Richter scale?

[Neo]

Close, but no cigar.

Answer: There is an empty VW Beetle outside your house

[Bicho the Inhaler]

Bump!

How do you get down off an elephant?

[SaberKitty]

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?