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koren
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:49 pm Post subject: 1 |
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ive heard an irritating riddle (supposed to be from india) once that stuck into my head, refused to leave since then, and i dont know the answer for it.
i hope maybe there is someone here who is fermilliar with it. the riddle, if its a riddle is:
"what does women do all they're lives that men do once in a liftime"
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HyToFry
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:04 pm Post subject: 2 |
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Has intellegent thoughts?
*runs for cover* |
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Death Mage
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:20 pm Post subject: 3 |
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No, that would imply that men are capable of intellegent thought, which we ALL know is impossable.  |
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cubestudent
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:24 pm Post subject: 4 |
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my first thought was "experience birth"
but that would require: what can women do...?
and they can't do it all their lives, so that's a bust. |
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Lepton
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:40 am Post subject: 5 |
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:57 am Post subject: 6 |
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| Say two consecutive words without being interrupted? |
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Da5id
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:56 am Post subject: 7 |
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| Enjoy Titanic? |
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impossibleroot
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:10 pm Post subject: 8 |
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| Come up with a riddle designed to divide the sexes? (the first time a man does it, all the women kill him...) |
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Cadmium
Heavy Metal
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:20 pm Post subject: 9 |
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hmm, reminds me of a quiet village named Matrimony . But I guess the answer's not being unfaithfull.
[edit]link included[/edit]
[This message has been edited by Cadmium (edited 04-04-2002 09:23 AM).] |
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Mark
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 2:16 pm Post subject: 10 |
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| Park incorrectly! |
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Quailman
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 2:35 pm Post subject: 11 |
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Have a headache severe enough that they would refrain from sexual activity!
Oh, wait. That only starts on the way out of the church after the wedding... |
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:04 pm Post subject: 12 |
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| Say "You're wrong, dear" to your spouse. |
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ctrlaltdel
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:16 pm Post subject: 13 |
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im sure i heard this before, so the answer is:
something which i have forgotten, but im positive it is out there somewhere |
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Werebear
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:19 pm Post subject: 14 |
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ROFL, ROFL ROFL. How very helpful you are!
Werebear |
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Encarta
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:16 pm Post subject: 15 |
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Get this riddle right
Forget an anniversary
I have no idea. |
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koren
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:08 pm Post subject: 16 |
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great....no answer...
well that means an X on this option for salvation.
ill live |
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TheMindofKurtz
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:04 am Post subject: 17 |
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| How about grow up? Males only do it once - when they get married. |
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Tahnan
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 4:40 am Post subject: 18 |
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| It's been posted here before. There wasn't an answer to it then either. |
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ctrlaltdel
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:22 pm Post subject: 19 |
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how about...
to live off of food and air a woman eats and inhales?
(or other such variations for prenatal child-woman dependency)
[This message has been edited by ctrlaltdel (edited 04-05-2002 07:26 AM).] |
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Infintessimal IQ
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:56 pm Post subject: 20 |
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| This is probably irrelevant, since ancient Indians probably didn't know this, but for a short period during development, all foeti are female - so in this case, the answer could be " be female" |
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pikachamp
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 5:17 pm Post subject: 21 |
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I WAS A GIRL!?!!!?
BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! BAH!! |
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Encarta
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 5:41 pm Post subject: 22 |
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| Oh no, my worst nightmare come true! The horror the horror |
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robichelli
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:17 pm Post subject: 23 |
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| What about having the word man in their names? Woman and man |
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impossibleroot
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 8:30 pm Post subject: 24 |
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| Well, it's probably safe to assume that the 'ancient indians' (and *that* qualifier may have problems too!) didn't speak english. Assuming, of course, that the premise of the thread is actually true... |
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StupidVisitor
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 8:56 pm Post subject: 25 |
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An ancient Indian riddle? Maybe hide their face...
Nah.
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ctrlaltdel
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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2002 9:13 pm Post subject: 26 |
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-- since ancient Indians probably didn't know this
theres a good deal the ancient indians did know fairly well... |
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StupidVisitor
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 6:22 pm Post subject: 27 |
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What if we get the answer right? How will we know?
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There's no way I could take a forum of intelligent people like you guys for granite.
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