Worthless Thread

[The Cruciverbalist]

Okay, so there's been some unpleasantness recently about a certain GL'er putting up posts that have no real value. Here's my solution: a thread of nothing but worthless posts! If you want to say something silly/dumb/unpredictable/irritating, here's the place to do it.

[dethwing]

Hi.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

Monkeysarereallyreallyreallynice
Ilikethemalot
didyouknowthatIwantapetmonkey
itstrue
infacttherearemanymonkeysIwant
therearetherspidermonkeysandthebaboons
cucumbersareverytasty
didyouknowthat
butenoughaboutme
letstalkaboutyou
howoldareyou
whatsyourname
whatsyourfavoritesport
IsawaspidermonkeywhileIwasonvacationwayyyyyydownsouthofwhereIlive
itlookedcutefromtwentyfeetawaybutthatsbesidethepoint
Iwillburnyouallwithmyfireyacidbreath

ROAR!

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Life and death; when one ends, the other begins.
Click me, please.
Friday the 13th is just a day between Thursday the 12th and Saturday the 14th. Don't know why everyone gets so worked up about it.
---DPW

[The Cruciverbalist]

I have a new sig.

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"I want to be a race-car passenger. I'd be a guy who just sits up front and bugs the driver. 'You're going in circles, man.' 'Can I turn on the radio?' 'Man, you sure like Tide.'" - Mitch Hedburg

[PhantasyStarOnline]

Can you hear me now? Gooooood.

[Kd]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....

random is fun.

Did you know that 47% of statistics are made up on the spot?

Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalala

I've had too much sugar.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

HeLlO. My NaMe Is PhAnTaSy StAr OnLiNe. I rEaLlY lIkE sWoRdS.

Can y.u t..l ..at I .m s..i.g in t..s s.ent.e.e?

This text is invisible.

The above statement is false.

The above statement is true.

The above statement is false.

The above statement is true.

The above statement is false.

I had something really witty to say, but I forgot...

To see how to keep an idiot/fool/stupid person/psycho amused for hours, read below.
To see how to keep an idiot/fool/stupid person/psycho amused for hours, read above.

[pikachamp]

hehehehehehe i have a new title!

[Agamemnon]

So do I!

[The Cruciverbalist]

This text is invisible. TRUE.

The above statement is false. FALSE.

The above statement is true. FALSE.

The above statement is false. TRUE.

The above statement is true. TRUE.

The above statement is false. FALSE.

[Agamemnon]

A worthless thread, containing things that be worthless to onself, could be worth a lot to one who finds it worthy.
For example:
Ingredients of a small Macdonalds® tomato ketchup dip; water, tomato paste, sugar, spirit vinegar, modified waxy maize starch, salt, xanthan gum, flavourings.

Worthless to me, but someone out there will be amazed for months at it.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

::runs off to make McDonald's ketchup::

[Pablo]

I'm chuckling over a comment I heard. This guy referred to himself as a "recovering workaholic". He went on to say he had to divorce his wife because she was an enabler.

[The Ktulu]

JELL-O brand gelatin--and in fact, most gelatins--are made using ground up bones and hides. You probably knew that, but did you know beetles are ground up for cochineal and carmine (aka carminic acid) which are red dyes often used in food products?

There's a town called Fucking, Austria. Invisibled to prevent offense. It's pronounced foo-king.

My butt hurts.

This post is annoying.

My butt hurts.

[Beartalon]

Disclaimer: The Ktulu's butt hurting has nothing to do with the interestingly named town in Austria.

[The Ktulu]

Whoa, good point. Hahaha.

[The Cruciverbalist]

Why do the people who write these ingredient list get so specific on some things ("waxy modified maize starch" instead of just "starch," e.g.) and so maddeningly vague on other things (Gah! What kind of "flavourings?")?

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"I want to be a race-car passenger. I'd be a guy who just sits up front and bugs the driver. 'You're going in circles, man.' 'Can I turn on the radio?' 'Man, you sure like Tide.'" - Mitch Hedburg

[Beartalon]

Legally, labellers must be specific on the type of any ingredient that is constitute a major component of a product. The further down the list you get, the less important the ingredient is (described in % of the total mass of ingredients of the final product). Flavourings in a bag of candy might constitute only a few drops of liquid, so they don't give the list of ingredients.

(And sometimes, you don't even want to know)

[What if...]

no point!!! fogregj
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
.siht ekil daerht a rof gnitiaw neeb evah I
I am posting for no good reason, so...
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(realization of how much mindless drivel I have in my head)
drivel
drivel
drivel
drivel
drivel
drivel
That's all for next time, which should be at around -16 o' clock.

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O.K., so how did I screw up this time?

[luminous]

Two AM in florida with nothing to do is boring. My friends and I are going on a road trip with a mission- to piss off as many people as we possibly can. This shall be difficult indeed, but handle it I think we can. We'll end up in canadia anyhow. Hooyeah.

That was random and for no real reason.
My eye is twitching.
The fridge is making weird noises.
my toenails are red.
so are my fingernails
i feel tan
i was feeding rays in the ocean earlier
and some fishies
i found a live clam. i let it go.
there are some magnificent thunderstorms here
tarpons are really weird looking
dammit, janet, i love you
my eye is still twitching
i'm talking to aaron
there's no one else on
wait mole is
hi mole
agh instant messenger is the devil
i think i'm going to kill whoever made it so retarded
i'm working on my magenta costume
how am i going to get my hair to afro like that
wow it's still thunderstorming
there are two thunderclouds, strange
i'm drinking mineral water
and v-8
ben and jerrys is really good
and so is hail to the thief
i'll bet aaron won't argue with that
my shirt says greece on it
there are three kinds of lip gloss on my desk
the phone is disconnected
the last thing i was listening to was a burned CD
it was passionately called "STOTAN"
there are four kinds of dishwashing soap on the counter
and the sink is silver
i wish i had remembered that other lip gloss oh well
there are some hot australians next door
i can hear them talking with their sexy accents from the balcony
wanna be my seagull friend?
rays feel so strange
southpark is on
and so is a thunderstorm
bye

How's that for random? HUH? heh.

[Samadhi]

One tenth of ten is one.

[Beartalon]

I like generics. 1/x^th of x is one, unless x is 0.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

::pokes at all posters with a stick to see if they're alive::

[Agamemnon]

The Dutch cheese EDAM is made backwards.

[The Cruciverbalist]

"Bob" by Weird Al Yankovic

I, man, am regal; a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in "Nixon"
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - Run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a santitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

[The Cruciverbalist]

(Note: For full effect, imagine the above being sung in a extremely irritating nasal voice.)

[PhantasyStarOnline]

O_o

[Samadhi]

Composer: Terry Jones
Author: Terry Jones
From 'Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album'

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
That is what I said.

I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I-- Oh, God!

(Note: For full effect click here. - apologies for crappy RA)

[PhantasyStarOnline]

This one time, at band camp...(add something...)(I think you should do it.)(How about not?)(Shut up! People are watching!)(Oops. I didn't see that.)(We couldn't tell. )(Oh, forget it. )

[Mahotsukai]

::zaps everyone::

Hello. Oops. ::looks at charred remains::

Bah. ::casts Cure::

Okay, is everyone good now? Good.

[casinopete]

Can anyone think of an even somewhat reasonable system of thought in which "truth" is denounced as "evil"?

[The Cruciverbalist]

LOOK! I HAVE A TITLE! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

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"I want to be a race-car passenger. I'd be a guy who just sits up front and bugs the driver. 'You're going in circles, man.' 'Can I turn on the radio?' 'Man, you sure like Tide.'" - Mitch Hedburg

[The Cruciverbalist]

Oh, and casinopete, I would say something about creationism here, but I won't, 'cuz I don't my nice worthless thread to turn into a debate.

[The Ktulu]

Why? Why don't you wanna turn this worthless thread into a debate? You know, I think...

[casinopete]

cruci: I don't mean that one person's truth is another man's falsehood, or anything like that. I mean a system in which the entire concept of "truth" is considered wicked.

[edit]and it's not a debate anyway, I'm asking a question, boyo[/edit]

[This message has been edited by casinopete (edited 06-17-2003 10:05 AM).]

[Chuck]

I can read.

[Mackay]

*oogles Chuck's hands* You have very nice hands. I have a bit of an obsession. With hands, that is, not Chuck. =0)

[Lepton]

I like the book better, but that's just me.you also have a fetish with invisible text! ~snogs~ =P

[Mackay]

I do believe it is you with the invisible fetish, Lepty dear. *returns snog*

[mole]

Who's holding the camera?!