Girls

[Will]

Okay i just got a girls number. I meet her from the skate park and i don't know what to do now. I know i should call her but talk about what? And also if i go on a date with her where should i bring her?

[Quailman]

Take her skating.

[Evil Empire]

When you call her, eat an apple.

[Neo]

When you call the number, tell the guy who answers that you have a coupon, that way you get two pizzas for the price of one.

[The Ktulu]

That was awesome. So you do check every post for invisibles.

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Mackay's Dog ate me.

[Gomez]

LOL@Neo

[MatthewV]

Im still laughing also...timing is everything

[Will]

Well Neo it seems like you do that alot if you know that you get a free pizza

[Neo]

Or maybe i've ordered pizza with a coupon before?

[Mackay]

Will, I say that if you and this girl were getting along well enough for her to give you her number, you shouldn't have any trouble talking to her on the phone. Just call her. Trust me - conversations are much more awkward if you try to plan them in advance. Ktulu, I check every post for invisible text. =0)

[Aarondalf]

*writes down 15 reasons why this is not true, plans out an argument, and goes off to call Mackay and prove her wrong*

[Lucresia]

My theory is, if she gave you her real number, then you had a connection of sorts going. What did you talk about while you were there? I mean pick up from the topics you talked about and then ask her about herself; be interested in her. Just don't call too too much...it'll scare her off. I have a select person that scares me; he calls too much. It seems obsessive. So, don't do that. Once you find out about her and some of her interests, match them with yours and take her someplace you would both enjoy. Perhaps you both like mini-golfing (just an example) Then perhaps it might be a good date idea. I cought the invisible text as well ;P

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"Where'd you learn to be so complacent?"
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[This message has been edited by Lucresia (edited 06-22-2003 04:14 PM).]

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[Lilifreid]

I think it's a self-preservation instinct. Possibly combined with the parental instruction of "It's ok to lie to get away from a stranger".

[MatthewV]

Dilbert- But this phone number only has three digits!
Girl- It's ok, the phone company knows me from there.

[EEEM]

Not that I've ever been asked for my number... but if I didn't want to give it to the guy I'd just say so. I wouldn't lie to him.

[Suki]

Hey EEEM, baby, can I have your number?

PS. I am a hot girl.

[Aarondalf]

Hey Suki, baby... can I have your number?

PS: I am a hot guy girl.

[Suki]

Here's a number for you: SCREW OFF

[EEEM]

Suki, I have a strict no woman policy. Guys just do it for me.

[Lepton]

~stolls out of the wings on cue~
Did I hear my name or was that Pika ralphing again?

[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 06-27-2003 12:19 AM).]

[Aarondalf]

Ouch I think that was a little harsh...

[Mackay]

Hey Will, have you spoken to her yet? Update us. Some of us are listening.

[Werebear]

You all have forgotten the most basic piece of advice... how can you help Will if you don't make sure the basics are covered?

Will - you're sure that was a girl, right?

[Dragon Phoenix]

LOL

That happened to a 28 year old colleague of mine - he chatted up a girl in a Thai restaurant in Amsterdam and found out at the end of the evning that 'she' was a guy.

[HyToFry]

I was gonna ask for Suki's number as well... but now I'm skared of her.

[This message has been edited by HyToFry (edited 06-27-2003 04:58 PM).]

[Suki]

Have no fear. I've been reading for a while, and I've always felt that a guy as hot as Aaron needs to be denied at least once in his life. No hard feelings, mate?

[Aarondalf]

That makes me feel better, but:

a) I have been rejected a few times.
b) I was joking about being hot.

[Suki]

We've all seen the pictures, cabana boy.

[Hot hot hot]

There are even porn sites linking to Aarons pics...

[Will]

okay this is what hapened so far

FRIDAY: I meet her

Saturday: Didn't call her

Sunday: Called her talked for 3 hours thought we were hitting it off
Monday: Talked for like 30 minutes

Tuesday: Didn't call her

Wendsday: Called her and brought her to church brought her home (later that night some boy from church called her)

Thursday: Went swimming in a pond with her with the church and same lil boy asked her out on a date in front of me

Friday: Saw her and talked for awhile. And later that night we were talken and her longest relationship was 2 weeks and she doesn't fell like i am ready for a relationship so she wants to be my friend.

Today: Saturday: SHE went to see a baseball game in houston and i talked to her for awhile

[Suki]

I have a sneaking belief that she wasn't lying on your 1-week 'anniversary', as incredible as it might sound.

[Agamemnon]

Originally posted by Will, the latter day Mark Spitz:

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Thursday: Went swimming in a pond with her with the church

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Did she not sink with the weight of the church on top of her? Wow, whatta gal!

[Qball]

she's a 'ho.