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PKC · Icarian Member

hi! i'm new!

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

Be gone! Go away!
Don't ever show up here again or you'll have me and Jack Crazyquilt on your ass!
This is the GL! We're like a pack of junkyard dogs!

Hey! "Frailty" is on cinemax right now, 10 PM EST!

Now I get to see what Curley thinks I look like!

PKC · Icarian Member

im scared
is everyone else like that too?

mith · Pitbull of Truth

I think he got overexcited about your name.

That's PKC, buzz.

Don't worry about buzz, he's got meat envy.

PKC · Icarian Member

huh? what does that mean?

Jeff K · I haev h4x0red teh TEITALS!!!1

ahahahaheakfokeagagaga roofel noob lol

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PKC · Icarian Member

... what the hell was that?!

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

No! But it would be great if you participated in some discussion or got to know us or something!

Most nEWBIES who post a thread like this get a lot of free Japanese soy sauce and Panasonic products but never come back!

So we have come to hate nEWBIES!

We hate thier gUTS!

And that's...

...fOREVER!

~prepares for the onslaught of oLDBIES who give away free soy sauce and panasonic goods~

So if you don't plan on posting anymore, please just go away! Go away right now and let us save on the Japanese soy sauce!

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

and I have a question for mith.

"hey Phil!! What's five times five?!!"

Jack Crazyquilt · Daedalian Member

Thank goodness the chief is in a good mood tonight!

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

what the heck are you talking about?

[This message has been edited by chief ten beers (edited 03-19-2003 10:47 PM).]

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

listen here, mister...

(sorry, Jack, but I use the "pika defense", I'm bored and just being fool. I'm just not posting from school)

"Home posts can be equally as foolish as those from our educational systems"

chief ten beers

Jack Crazyquilt · Daedalian Member

ummm...

* runs for cover *

mith · Pitbull of Truth

2.9

PKC, ignore them. They're just on crack.

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

hey! We're just "fooling around"!

Welcome to the GL, Jack Crazyquilt!

pikachamp · swore in chat!

i have a defense now?

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

You stay out of this, kid!
~secures site with yellow "anarchy" banner~

PKC · Icarian Member

what's anarchy?

EEEM · Saucy Mod

Sheesh... Get out while the getting is good. Please note the the GL and its affiliates are not responsible for any incidents with chainsaws.

Silversunset · Drama Queen^42

dont worry PKC.
they won't hurt you.
and if they do, tell them that the Mighty Goddess of Broccoli will drama them to death again if they do.
*mua ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha*
and then, you can hide with me in the corner. we like hiding here. it's fun.

....
p.s. did you ever notice how "n00b" looks like "boob"?????
*smacks head.*
not gay.

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PKC · Icarian Member

yay! i love broccoli!

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

Yeah! That's right!
The fact that we allow Silversunset to still hang around is *proof* that 'everyone' here is /are nice people.

She is Boro's living proof that evolution has gone into 'putz mode'.

Yet she still hangs out and takes the kidney punches like the rest of us.

The GL is a nice place.
It really is.

PKC · Icarian Member

that sounds nice

but, still, what's an anarchy?

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

It's three sheep paying three wolves to decide what to have for dinner.

More commonly, no government. Whatsoever.

And if you decide to stick around, you'll be expected to make witty remarks. We only have room for one SilverSunset. Sorry.

Coyote · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:06 am Post subject: 25

Ceci n'est pas une remarque spirituelle.

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

That is so angering!...
...like when someone hauls off in another language they *know* you can't understand!

assholes!

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

It's okay, Buzz...Coyote's use of the word "spirituelle" to mean "witty" is a stretch by any Babelfishian standards.

[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 03-19-2003 11:16 PM).]

Coyote · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:23 am Post subject: 28

Shows what you know--I got it from freetranslation.com. Babelfish is for the posers.

Dread Pirate Westley · Daedalian Member

I object to the obvious villainization of wolves in reply 23 above. Why can't it be coyotes? Or carnivorous buffalo? Or even farmers with an appetite for lamb chops?

Oh, and welcome to the GL. Someone will be along to chainsaw you any minute now. Try not to squirm too much.

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The sooner you accept one simple truth, the sooner we can all get along with our lives.

I'm right.

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

freetranslation.com? You double coward!

Why, you doit être expelled de la Grey Labyrinth pour votre attitude, non?

Coyote · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:28 am Post subject: 31

ermmm...omelette de fromage? Sprechen sie Steve Martin, senor?

wordcross · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:01 am Post subject: 32

PKC, please don't change your middle name to Victor, or you'll never hear the end of it from chief.

just out of curiosity, how old are you, and how did you hear of the GL? have you been lurking (that is, have you been reading posts for a while before registering?)

and before anyone else gets to it:
"What mental image to you get when you see the name 'Sofis'"?
"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"

The Chiansaw isn't that bad really. Neither is Chief, although you will probably disagree with me for many months. He won't be around long anyway... *sharpens knives*

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I don't suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

A. "a very 'stuffy' couch."
" I mean, like the most 'stuffy' couch you can imagine. Not a 'stuffy' couch in the sense of comfort. Just a very 'stuffy' couch. Picture a couch already 'stuffed' and comfortable but you 'stuff' it some more. Just to be 'stuffy'. That's the kind of couch we're talking about here.
"The couch is only semi-comfortable. Yet very, very, 'stuffy. Because you've 'stuffed it when it didn't need 'stuffing'"

A. "Showed up here at the GL"

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

....saw 'Frailty' last night.

Liked it.

~can't wait for next GL convention~

Agamemnon · Daedalian Member

chief ten beers at the next convention!
Hope Buzzsaw can make it too, and that medicated blanket chap. Wow, what a week that would be.........drugs, women, pillage, w00t!

extropalopakettle · No offense, but....

Did you get a list of demons?

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

"you're a good man, extropalopakettle"
~shakes extro's hand for a strangely extended amount of time while looking him squarely in the eye~
"you're a good man".

chief ten beers · ½ a keg and barely buzzing

Aga, if we could only get JediSoop to go!

We wouldn't need any booze or drugs or inflatable farm animals of any kind.

extropalopakettle · No offense, but....

Ok, but did you get a list of demons?

Lucresia · Sheds Titles

Hey newbie. Welcome. Oh and try not to take too many people in off-topic seriously

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