Language fun!

[Kd]

Okay, the point of this thread is hopefully going to be that anyone at all can post some really crazy random sentence or phrase in the language of their choice. I want to see some funny entries, people! Here's my (probably awful) attempts:

Toute votre base sont appartiennent a nous - All your base are belong to us.

Keisei ni makoto nashi - There is no truth in the words of a [lady of the night].

[rlp]

Quoted from my spanish lesson today:
¡monos!

German lesson last week:
Affen!

For some reason, the people at my school really like that animal.

[Vinny]

Y tu mama, tambien!

[Dragon Phoenix]

Nide pi hun chio, wode pi hun xiang

[The Cruciverbalist]

Ouryay othermay asway ayay amsterhay, andyay ouryay atherfay eltsmay ofyay elderberriesyay!

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Um... Seriously. - Homestar Runner

There needs to be a better word for weird. - Strong Sad

[Lucresia]

Me disgusta Medic Drug Mart. ¡Hay tontos incompetentes!
I hate Medic Drug Mart. They're incompetent fools!
[edited for translation]



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[Lucresia]

hehe@The Cruciverbalist

[Kd]

Uh, guys? We're gonna need some Eng translations for these, otherwise I'm not gonna know how funny your quote was...

I understood Cruciverbalist though. ^_^ Inay!

[Bicho the Inhaler]

Originally posted by Kd:

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Toute votre base sont appartiennent a nous

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Believe it or not, Kd, I once had almost that exact phrase as my signature! I had "Tous vos," not "Toute votre," but who's cross-referencing? Great minds...

And my contribution:
Semper ubi sub ubi.

[rlp]

Monkeys. Seldom a day goes by when I don't hear some idiot yelling that at the top of his voice. Same idiot each time, too.

[jesternl]

Mensen zeggen gekscherend dat Nederlands schijnt te worden geschreven door willekeurig op een toetsenbord te rammen.

[mikegoo]

Su nariz es contento como la luna.

Your nose is happy like the moon.

[Dragon Phoenix]

[Aga]Mensjen zjeggen gekschjerend djat Njederlajnds schijnt tje wordjen geschrjeven djoor willjekejurig jop jeen toetsjenbord tje rjammen.
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[Ningal]

Eu trago sapatos no nariz.

I wear shoes on my nose.

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[Fezzik]

Yo tengo locos pantalones verdes en el baño.

I have crazy green pants in the bathroom.

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[Beartalon]

DP, please explain yourself

[The Ktulu]

This used to be on my sig; I don't know why I got rid of it:

Me gusta correr desnudo en los pasillos de la escuela.

I like to run nude in the hallways of the school.

[The Ktulu]

What's with the "all your base are belong to us" anyway? What's the big deal with that?

[Vegtable2001]

-Fac me cocleario vomere! -- Gag me with a spoon!
-Vacca foeda -- Stupid Cow
-Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.-- I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
-Estne volumen in toga? An solum tibi libet me videre?-- Is that a scroll in your toga? Or are you just happy to see me?
-Aio, quantitus magna frumentorum est. -- Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
-Raptus regaliter-- royally screwed
-Magister mundi sum!-- I am the master of the universe!
-Vescere bracis meis-- Eat my shorts
-Ubi saeculum tuum eram...--When I was your age...
-Fac un vivas -- Get a life
-Anulos qui animam ostendunt omnes gestemus! -- Lets all wear mood rings!
-Insula Gilliganis -- Gilligan's Island
-Te precor dulcissime suplex! -- Pretty plase with a cherry on top!
-Mellita, domi adsum -- Honey, I'm home
-Quo signo nata es? -- What's your sign?
-Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monav materiam possit materiari? -- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
-Diem Dulcem Habe! -- Have a nice day!
-Bona Fortuna! -- Good luck!
-Furnulum pani nolo. -- I don't want a toaster.
-Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. -- I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
-Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. -- I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
-Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. -- Don't call me, I'll call you.
-Radix lecti -- Couch potato
And my personal favorite: Malo Malo Malo Malo -- I'd rather be an apple tree than a bad man in adversity
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[xer0x]

DP, you could at least get the pinyin right. sUx0r.

Corrected (it was Chinese, for your information): Ni de pi hen chou, wo de pi hen xiang.

[Mary Celeste]

Feke Tuofefine! Teke mohe heni he poo ni?

[Klemmen Verbindung]

Hat man dir mal ins Gehirn geschissen und vergessen umzurühren!?

[cocoloco]

Dein Benutzername ist deutlich lustiger als dein Satz.

Your screen name is significant funnier than your quote.

[Duphrates]

Mayth es eedof yo urlo inbefru it fulint hebelly of yo urwom an.

[Stubby]

The first thing I learned in Japanese (spelling is probably wrong):

Shakuhachi-o domo arigato. Anata no shakuhachi wa subarashi!

And I don't recall which dialect this is, nor do I know the correct spelling:

Nya ma pei gao tiu. (I think it addresses issues related to genealogy)

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It's not the heat. It's the tumidity.

[Klemmen Verbindung]

[wierdo203]

"The peach-pit-tripods live on the north pole!"

All your base!

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If you find a quote on the internet, it's probably not true.- Death Mage

[RequiemEternam]

a la Dave Barry:

Muéstreme los pescados de su hermano Raoul.

Show me the fish of your brother Raoul.

[Courk]

Not to nit pick... Oh wait, this is to nit pick. But anyway:

Originally posted by kd:

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Toute votre base sont appartiennent a nous - All your base are belong to us

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Should be Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous.

[Cadmium]

What's also really funny is translating sayings literally from one language to another .

1) Nu komt de aap uit de mouw. - Now comes the monkey out of the sleeve.
This is said when someone finds out the truth about something.

2) Een kat in de zak kopen. - To buy a cat in the sack.
To buy something that turns out to be something that you didn't want to buy after all.

3) Iets in de soep laten lopen. - To let something walk into the soup.
To screw up something.

4) Ergens lak aan hebben. - To have lacquer on something.
To not care about something.

5) Bij de pinken zijn. - To be with the pinks.
To be smart.

6) Scheer je weg! - Shave yourself away.
Something like: Why don't you make like a tree and leave .

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[luminous]

te pahnyesh kak kartoshka.

you smell like potatoes.

[Klemmen Verbindung]

Ya hachoo atarvat tvayi malinki yaichki.

[ctrlaltdel]

ty si este negrcal z dvoch faciek, ze?

[Cadmium]

Hubs doe trouwes auch unne sjöttelsplak in dien sjörker ligge? Of hubse lever un versjet derbiej?

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F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix.

[Zesty Spanker]

[Orbiting]

Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

[Orbiting]

Calentoreaba, y las viscotivas tovas
vuelteaban y tregujereaban el terecho.
Misebiles estaban los borogovas
y los deros trugones bramastoilbaban.


!Cuidate del Chacharhuocky, hijo mmo!
!De sus fauces que muerden, de sus zarpas que agarran!
!Cuidate del ave Jubjub y esquiva
al frumioso Bandersnatch!


Il empuqo la vorpalina espada,
y persiguio al manxioso enemigo largo tiempo
Hasta que, cansado, bajo el arbol Tum-Tum
se detuvo un rato a meditar.


!Y, cuando estaba en muforosos pensamientos,
el Chacharhuock, con ojos llameantes,
vino volando a traves del bosque tulgido,
y burbujereo al llegar!


!Un, dos! !Un, dos! Hasta el tuetano
la vorpalina espada lo hizo pedazos.
Lo dej muerto, y con su cabeza
galofrante regreso.


?Has matado al Chacharhuock?
Ven a mis brazos, hijo radiante!
!Oh, dia frobioso! Cualuuuh! Cualuiiih!,
bufloqueo el viejo en su alegria.


Calentoreaba, y las viscotivas tovas
vuelteaban y tregujereaban el terecho.
Misebiles estaban los borogovas
y los deros trugones bramastoilbaban.

[Vinny]

http://www.imaginationatwork.com/Imagine?_nolivecache&aDrawingID=20030409_134212493_1406251168&_lscid=73636210

wo ser ee co xiao de hua.

translation: I am a little flower.

[Cadmium]

Originally posted by Orbiting:

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Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur .

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F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix.

[Pi]

Tengo un tractor amarillo (la la la la la!)

Vamos a la playa (oh oh oh oh ohhh!)

Hey Duph- Was that a Young Ones quote?

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