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Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

1. Courk is actually a manatee.

2. Chuck has already been reincarnated. As a manatee.

3. Kd is an undercover FBI agent. I guess we got that one, though.

4. Borodog is an undercover FBI agent.

5. Paladin's Serial Killer indentity: SaberKitty. Maybe it was *too* obvious.

6. JediSoop is a professional model.

7. Will is a professional model.

8. Death Mage is the dictator of one of those countries that only Agamemnon can name.

9. Pablo was excluded from another list.

10. EEEM is a 47-year-old webcam sex vixen from Minneapolis. With dyed red hair.

Ghost Post · Icarian Member

EEEM DYES HER HAIR???????!

Pablo · Never Draws a Blank

11. Antrax and Stubby are the same, er, person.

Pablo · Never Draws a Blank

12. One Skunk Todd is using his real name as his screen name. As is casinopete.

HyToFry · Drama queen

??. CzarJ really did leave the GL to take over the world.
??. Samadhi was booked and put back in prison for possesion of "cat nip"

extropalopakettle · No offense, but....

boysavant ... uh ... nevermind

boysavant · Daedalian Member

yeah, too easy, right?

extropalopakettle · No offense, but....

HyToPika · Icarian Member

Pika and Hy will use DNA to have a child....me!
HAHAQHAHHAA!!!!

HyToRSA · Guest

I will be created to combat the Evil Pika Hy Spawn

HyToFry · Drama queen

KD was actually able to fulfil her ambitions.

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The truth is, you could slit my throat, and, with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

The Cruciverbalist · Lucrative Britches

If you order all of my posts first alphabetically and then by number of characters, locate and concatenate all Roman numerals, and convert them to the corresponding ASCII codes, then therapy is probably the best way to go for you.

[This message has been edited by The Cruciverbalist (edited 05-02-2003 10:05 PM).]

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

Ah, you found me out.

UnheardVoice · Daedalian Member

The Doctor · Editor-in-Chief

LOL @ Cruc!!

EEEM · Saucy Mod

I do NOT dye... And I'm only 42.

Evil Empire · Soopy's Favourite

EEEM is 42!

Back to Texas with you, we already have out quota here.

HyToFry · Drama queen

I do not die, and I'm 142.

Ghost Post · Icarian Member

sorry hy, i know how much dying meant to you

HyToFry · Drama queen

LOL!

I'll never live that down.

EEEM · Saucy Mod

What if I said I was 32, EE? Wouldn't that be best?

Evil Empire · Soopy's Favourite

Nah, we were just excited about increasing our 18 year old quotas. We can always use more 18 year olds.

Kd · Mei Li De Hua

Ah, ya got me... yes, I do indeed work for the FBI:

The Fun Boinking Initiative! LOL gotcha...and you thought I was out to catch you all....

*snuggles with every guy in sight until she can snuggle no more*

Hitchhiker · Finally got a ride.

If she was 36, wouldn't that be the equivalent of two 18-year-olds?

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

Yeah, that's how she advertises herself.

wordcross · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject: 26

The Cruciverbalist is actually the return of The Cheshire Man.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I don't suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

HyToPika · Icarian Member

Paladin keeps leaving and coming back because he enjoys the praise.

The Cruciverbalist · Lucrative Britches

It turns out Bruce Wayne and Batman are actually the same guy.

(Who's the Cheshire Man?)

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Don't make me Homsar. You wouldn't like me when I'm Homsar.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

As if you didn't know!

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

HyToPika isn't Pika being funny...

Lepton · 1:41+ Arse Scratcher

Originally posted by RSA:
vote:vinny is secretly an elephant

Missed this one too...

Omega Centauri · Daedalian Member

Courk merely looks like a Manatee.

SaberKitty · one can always be hopeful...

Coyote · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:19 pm Post subject: 34

luminous has an autographed picture of Garth Brooks on her night-stand, right over her sequined cowboy boots.

Pablo's house has all-metal plumbing.

Not only does wordcross have only one personality, he had to borrow that one from someone else.

Agamemnon recently passed my post count (finally), and he's absolutely giddy with excitement over the fact, but he's too embarrassed to start a thread announcing it.

Dragon Phoenix secretly resents the French.

Coyote tries to edit clumsy writing errors from his posts when he thinks no one's looking. (Okay, that one wasn't much of a revelation, I guess.)

[This message has been edited by Coyote (edited 05-04-2003 07:25 PM).]

luminous · madre de succulante

No, no, no, Coyote, it's the boots that are autographed.

[This message has been edited by luminous (edited 05-04-2003 07:52 PM).]

wordcross · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:53 pm Post subject: 36

Being white boots, i assume they were autographed with a lime green sharpie marker?

wordcross · Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:54 pm Post subject: 37

yeah, thanks for the loan coyote

Coyote · Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:34 am Post subject: 38

Pshh...it's just an old spare I had lying around--hardly even been used. I expect it back in the same condition it was in when I loaned it, of course.

wordcross · Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:13 am Post subject: 39

I don't think you have to worry. It couldn't possibly have gotten worse than it was when i got it. Did you deliberately try to be a failure when you used this thing?

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I don't suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Coyote · Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:29 am Post subject: 40

Yes, but don't hold that against me. We can't all come by it naturally, you know.