bbbbad to the bone

[Vinny]

I once crushed a beer can on my head, unopened.

[Kd]

Uhm... that's very nice.... goofball.

[Pablo]

I once crushed a beer keg on my head, unopened.

[Vinny]

I can crack open beer kegs with my teeth!

[jesternl]

I once cracked somebody's teeth with a beer keg.

[HyToFry]

I once drank a beer in under five minutes.

[PhantasyStarOnline]

I sat and watched everyone else get drunk. And get beer all over their heads.

[Neo]

I once burped and didn't say excuse me.

[casinopete]

I shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

[Pablo]

I once crushed a beer truck on my head.

[Vinny]

I am going to tatoo "BAD ASS" right across my butt cheeks.

[dethwing]

I once wore socks that didn't match.

[Werebear]

I've jaywalked, I've loitered, I've littered, I once made a right turn without using my turn signal, I don't wash between my toe claws, I walk on the grass in parks where they have signs not to, I tear tags off mattresses, I've seen an R-rated movie, I've dined without tipping the waitress, I've expectorated on the sidewalk, I've piddled in the woods, I've put mail in the wrong mailbox in the post office, I snap my gum while I talk on the phone, I've thrown a penny off the Space Needle, and I have impure thoughts about farm animals hourly.

Fear me.

[Mr. Clean]

I pee in the shower.

[Mr. Not-So-Clean]

I shower in pee.

[Lepton]

I'm leaving work early to go home and watch politians on the telly.

[wordcross]

I lick Frogs.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[Death Mage]

I run around coating frogs in LSD.

[Orbiting]

I follow Death Mage around...

[HyToFry]

You bunch of light weights. I'm hanging out with Antrax. Plus I'm the most evil GLer. >-)

[luminous]

but i scare more people than you do

[ctrlaltdel]

i post in discussions without reading the previous posts


...what's this one about?

[Samadhi]

I have osteosarcoma, chondrosarcoma, malignant fibrous histiocytoma, fibrosarcoma and chordoma.

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It's about coming up and staying on top
And screaming 187 on a motherf***ing cop

[The Ktulu]

I go swimming after big meals.

[One Skunk Todd]

7 times out of 10 I can hit a dinner-plate sized target from 600 yards.

[mudster]

with what?

Once I farted 30 times within 6 hours.

[Pablo]

I run with scissors and my driver's license is expired.

[Death Mage]

I don't recycle!

[MacadamiamaN]

I violate the local sound ordinance in my car, everyday.

[wordcross]

I leave the cap off of my toothpaste and the toilet seat up.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[Qball]

I never shake well before using.

Nor do I repeat after I rinse.

[The Ktulu]

I keep harmful substances in the reach of children.

[HyToFry]

I made a new smilie. Fear me. :/

[HyToFry]

And then I didn't even type it right.

[Vinny]

I can out drink Huey, Hy, IS, and Samadhi any day of the week.

wimps.

[HyToFry]

Oh yeah? Well... I'm a badass.

[Samadhi]

[Kd]

I act the best when I'm drunk. I usually end up curled up in a ball in one corner of the room, claiming that the room is spinning, and I also get kinda.... excitable ....

[plague309]

LOL at Casinopete's response... looking at the other replies after that, it seems like nobody listens to Johnny Cash...

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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.

[MillerTime]

I bend, fold, spindle, mutilate and tear.