Angelina Jolie's Incredible Succulent Mounds

[Lepton]

So...

Anyone get advance tickets to Tomb Raider II?

[titled edited for Neo's satisfaction]

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[Gomez]

Dude, that is so not fair

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[Beartalon]

Breasts? Is that why the movie is called "The Cradle of Life"?

Rock me, babe.

[Neo]

I expected more from you mino boy.

[Lepton]

Better?

[Neo]

Should be Incredibly.

[Lepton]

Two adjectives

[Neo]

And "titled edited?"
*smacks lepton*

[Neo]

So? It has a better ring. and mental image

[Lepton]

I can't find a promotional picture for this movie, so here's one from the first:




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[luminous]

angelina jolie is too damn hot for her own good

[Samadhi]

My ex room-mate's girlfriend (who's quite hot I must say) once told me that if she was ever with a woman it would be Angelina Jolie.
*let's that image play through his head*
*drools*

[Neo]

*smacks Samadhi*
Damn you! You're not sharing!

[Samadhi]

Oh yeah and AJ was at the San Diego comicon last weekend. I went and saw her and all I can say is DAMN. In all honesty, none of the pictures I've seen do her any justice.

[HyToFry]

I would give up both nuts just to french kiss her.

[Neo]

I would let Hy give up both his nuts so I could boink her.

[HyToFry]

And I would do it just to be able to say "I know someone who boinked Angelina Jolie... well.. I sorta know him... I gave up my nuts?"

[Samadhi]

The only nut I'd give up to boink her is you, Hy.

[casinopete]

To be honest, I think all the breast emphasis so she can fit the Lara Croft image makes here less attractive. She's still sexy, of course, but not as sexy as in, say, Hackers.

[Samadhi]

I agree. I think the whole Lara Croft thing is a turn off. It's plastic. But my images of her are bound to Giaand now to seeing her in person.

[luminous]

oMFG. (from the premiere)


*drools*

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[Werebear]

Tell me there's not enough collagen in those lips to fill a butter churn.

[Vinny]

John Voight was good for something after all, eh?

[jesternl]

OK, she's hot, but among her hobies she lists 'Collecting knives' She and Billi Bob had their wedding vows on t-shirts, written in blood.. sheesh... the woman clearly needs help.

I'd still boink her though, come on, she *is* hot

[casinopete]

This I find much more attractive than either of the other two pics here.



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[HyToFry]

Angelina thinks she's Luna.

[Quailman]

So do you lot really think she's that attractive on the surface, or do you just get excited about the thought of a powerful woman, one who could throw you around a bit and have her way with you, if she so desired, leaving you bruised, battered, and begging for more?
Whew! That's all I can type now. I need to go work out some more.

[HyToFry]

Yes. to both

[Lepton]

Movie was good. Friend told me that the breasts weren't digitally enhanced this time around. Certainly they got less screen time. :'( Worth the price of admission, though, especially 'cause I can still get away with being a "youth".

[Vinny]

I didn't like it much. Made me missed old Indy Jones. This was poop compare to The Last Crusade, even with all the snazzy high tech fx.

[movwills]

I'm spammy spammerson.

--Neo

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