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Antrax · ESL Student

Hy has been giving you petty change and glass beads, to distract you from the fact he's hoarding the gold to himself. Do not be fooled! Go IM him, mail him, call him, text him, until he gives in and finally does some real work, and not just petty feature requests that take him 5 minutes to code. He could do it, he has all the time in the world, but that would be difficult, and he's lazy. However, we know what we want! It's not forum redirection after posting, it's not flashy new icons, it's the CGI Viewer. That's right brothers, repeat after me. CGI Viewer.
Tired of the prunings? The CGI Viewer will avoid the need for it.
Want to move up to dynamic threads? The CGI Viewer is the first step on this treacherous path.
Have problems satisfying your wife in bed? The CGI Viewer will satisfy her for you, to no end. Besides, you won't even care about your wife, because you'll be too busy viewing threads over and over again!

Yes, my friends, the CGI Viewer is the solution to all our problems, and the one man who can give it is instead getting drunk every night on cheap vodka and cheap rootbeer. Don't let him evade us any longer. Victory is at hand. Vote: CGI Viewer now.
Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

Neo · Daedalian Member

Shouldn't this go in Feature Requests?

Antrax · ESL Student

Actually not, because it's not a new request. Hy knows I want it, and I asked for it there ages ago.
Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

Ghost Post · Icarian Member

what's a cgi viewer?

Antrax · ESL Student

I'm glad you asked! A CGI Viewer is the solution to everything that's wrong in the world. One of its least attributes is the fact it allows you to view threads dynamically, removing the need for HTMLs stored on the server, which saves hard drive space. Consequently, it eliminates the need to constantly remove large threads from the hard drive, essentially eliminating pruning! Also, it has been proven scientifically that men (and women!) who visit sites where CGI Viewers are active, have their penis size enlarged 3 to 4 feet overnight! The CGI Viewer is an all-natural product, meaning only sucky animals were hurt while making it. Comes in a variety of relaxing pastel colours.
Antrax

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"If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love." -Victor Mancini, "Choke"

Neo · Daedalian Member

If I knew how to merge threads, I'd put this in the Outrageous claims one

luminous · madre de succulante

but hy is a whore, so he won't. BIG SUCKY WHORE.

Neo · Daedalian Member

If I didn't know it'd start pissing off the server, I'd move this again

Beartalon · 'Party line' kind of guy

Originally posted by Antrax:
where CGI Viewers are active, have their penis size enlarged 3 to 4 feet overnight

Sounds like a hotmail spam ad to me...

HyToFry · Drama queen

Bah. Vote: switch to phpbb.

Planky · Board Stiff

Vote: Switch to vBulletin

So much nicer than phpbb

Neo · Daedalian Member

vote: I like the layout/format the way it is, I don't want it to look stupid like mafscum or brunchma.

Kd · Mei Li De Hua

*votes for odd CGI thing to keep Antrax happy, snogs everyone else to keep them happy, and drags lumi off to a brothel to show her what a real big sucky whore looks like*

jesternl · Yankee Doodle Dutchie

Vote: phpBB or vBulletin wahatever you want...

Lilifreid · DANGER!

Where are my glass beads?

Antrax · ESL Student

Brainstorming with Hy gave us the next l33t thing. CGI Viewers are passe, from now on say: "Dynamic 404 page". Coming soon to a GL near you, and eliminating the need for thread-restoring requests.
Antrax

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Bah, I don't believe in anything

Dragon Phoenix · Judge Doom

Maybe I would get excited if I had an idea what this is all about.

Antrax · ESL Student

It's a 404 page that's dynamic. What's not clear about that? ~rolls eyes~
=P
Antrax

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Bah, I don't believe in anything

Kd · Mei Li De Hua

~picks up Antrax's eyes, and rolls them back~

mole · Subterranean Member

Well, my guess is that we have our 404 page set up so it automatically searches for the missing page and restores it.

The Ktulu · Daedalian Member

Antrax · ESL Student

~applauds mole~
Yeah, that's basically the idea. Let's say every month, the site automatically deletes old HTMLs. Then, if anyone wants them (ie, tries to access them), the site automatically restores the relevent thread. That way, we constantly prune, while not needing admins or mods to restore threads from backup.
Antrax

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Bah, I don't believe in anything