Giant Battle Monsters

[One Skunk Todd]

This has probably already been done but what the hey:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster

Todd is a Giant Squid that is Just Trying to Get Home, and has X-Ray Vision. Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8

[Sami]

Sami is a Giant Robot that can Fly, is Poisonous, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, controls Human Thought, and has Crablike Pincers. Strength: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7

[Orbiting]

Kimberly is a Giant Mecha-Ant that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Leap Great Distances, Fears Nothing, and is Covered in Spines.
(Strength: 10 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 10)

[This message has been edited by Orbiting (edited 08-01-2003 11:06 AM).]

[Peabody]

Peabody is a Planet-Sized Mecha-Robot that Expands when Attacked, and spits Jets of Water. Strength: 28 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 7

[This message has been edited by Peabody (edited 08-01-2003 11:10 AM).]

[Mackay]

Mackay The Uber-Suck is a Giant Mecha-Robot that can turn Invisible, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and has X-Ray Vision and a Computer for a Brain. Strength: 8 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 13

Sweeeeeeet!

[casinopete]

Emergency Backup Antrax is a Collosal Dragon that is Undead, was Created by a Radioactive Accident, has Heavy Metal Armour, and rides around in a Metal Tripod. Strength: 11 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 7

oh, yeah. Metal Tripod, baby.

[casinopete]

Kd is a Planet-Sized Man-Eating Plant that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, Freezes Solid when Cold, fires Rockets, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze. Strength: 30 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4

[Werebear]

I tried my AIM name... ROFL...

[Werebear]

guess it could have been worse...

[Highest Prime]

* beats up casinopete and steals his metal tripod *

Originally posted by whatever random characteristic generator powers that site:

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Highest Prime is a Giant Robot that is Covered in Spines and Undead, has Black-and-White Stripes and a Computer for a Brain, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.

When attacking:-
Strength: 7
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 11

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[casinopete]

I begin to doubt this site's accuracy:

Trogdor is a Tiny Blob that cowers from Fire, Hovers Eerily, and represents the Vanguard of a Martian Invasion. Strength: 1 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 1

[pikachamp]

pikachamp is a Giant Robot that Stomps Around a Lot, is Cold-Blooded and Covered in Spines, and has Heavy Metal Armour. (Strength: 8 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 7)

[Stubby]

quote:

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Stubby is a powerful behemoth that comes out at night and keeps going until sunrise.

When Attacking:
Length: 8
Endurance:9
Imagination: 10

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[pikachamp]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=HyToFry&def=Antrax&a=A

[ctrlaltdel]

Strength: 4
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 4

ctrlaltdel is a Giant Moth that Glows in the Dark, is Very Slow, shoots Laser Beams, and has a Sharp Beak and a Single Giant Eye.


i'm not much, but i'm balanced!


edit: however, changing me to Ctrl-Alt-Del gives me wonderful new powers!!

[This message has been edited by ctrlaltdel (edited 08-01-2003 12:37 PM).]

[Beartalon]

Beartalon is a Giant Bee that is Guarding its Nest, is in League with Dark Forces, and has Dozens of Tentacles.

Strength 4, Agility 6, Intelligence, 10

And fighting Werebear using Intelligence:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Beartalon&def=Werebear&a=I

But he beats me with Strength and Agility.

[UnheardVoice]

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UnheardVoice is a Human-Sized Man-Eating Plant that Freezes Solid when Cold, drinks Human Blood, and has a mean Left Hook and a Massively Swollen Skull.

(Strength: 3 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 8)
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How do plants have Left Hooks?

[UnheardVoice]

And separating my name into two words gives me a cult following.

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Unheard Voice is a Giant Squid that is Worshipped as a God, is Covered in Spines, fires Rockets, and has a Long Neck and Staring Red Eyes.

(Strength: 6 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7)
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[casinopete]

A manatee is a Giant Dragon that Glows in the Dark, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, an Extra Head and Bulletproof Skin. Strength: 9 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 12

A kakapo is a Giant Robot that is Very Slow, carries a Flamethrower, and has an Extra Head and Enormous Tusks. Strength: 10 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 10

[Antrax]

I got the flammable robot one, and I find it screamingly funny
Antrax vs. the GL bugs.
Antrax

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Bah, I don't believe in anything

[Death Mage]

Mine:

Death Mage is a Collosal Robot that breathes Ice Vapour, can Change Shape, is Highly Flammable, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and eats Nuclear Waste. Strength: 10 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9

My untranslated name:

Necromancer is a Giant Lizard that breathes Poisonous Gas, Glows in the Dark, can turn Invisible, and kidnaps Blonde Women. Strength: 10 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 3

Although, all in all, parts of both are cool.

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[margitsw]

margitsw is a Collosal Lizard that is Sensitive to Noise, has a mean Left Hook, and spits Ice.

Hmm, not far away.

[Courk]

Coruk, empress of Kruoc and all things Endorian. is a Giant Bee that can Change Shape, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, carries a Samurai Sword, kidnaps Blonde Women, and eats Nuclear Waste.

When attacking:-

Strength: 2
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 10

Electricity Attack!



[This message has been edited by Courk (edited 08-01-2003 03:08 PM).]

[Dragon Phoenix]

DP is a Giant Dragon that is Covered in Spines and in League with Dark Forces, and has Bulletproof Skin.

Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 11


Heh... Giant Dragon...

[Courk]

Courk is a Giant Dragon that fears the Military, has Tough Leathery Skin and Huge, Sharp Claws, and eats Metal and Trees.

When attacking:-

Strength: 10
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 8

Mmm... metal...

[Courk]

@DP

[mith]

Hmm...

[casinopete]

"The Penis is a Giant Blob that breathes Ice Vapour, CANNOT BE STOPPED, and is Blind and Highly Flammable."

"The Vagina is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is in League with Dark Forces, Undead and Extremely Hydrophobic, and was Summoned from The Deep."

See the results of their battle here.

[Orbiting]

Don't any of you lot kidnap non-blonde women?

[pikachamp]

those two look like they had their pics switched

[One Skunk Todd]

Nope you'll have to dye it Orbi.

[Ancalagon]

Trogdor is a Giant Dragon that is trying to Destroy the World, can Fly, is Highly Flammable and Poisonous, and has Bulletproof Skin.
(Strength: 7 Agility: 12 Intelligence: 9)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Trogdor+++&def=&a=S Accurate enough. =p The trick is to add saces at the back of the name.

[Ancalagon]

Ancalagon is a Human-Sized Bee that enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and has Enormous Tusks and Dozens of Tentacles.
(Strength: 6 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 8)



[This message has been edited by Ancalagon (edited 08-03-2003 01:07 AM).]

[Robinson]

Robinson is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that can Change Colour, carries a Flamethrower, kidnaps Blonde Women, and has Staring Red Eyes and a Metal Jaw.


[This message has been edited by Robinson (edited 08-03-2003 01:27 AM).]

[Lucky Wizard]

quote:

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Strength: 8
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7

Lucky Wizard is a Giant Dragon that breathes Poisonous Gas, has Bulletproof Skin, and eats Nuclear Waste.

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Hey, anybody want to eat some yellowcake ore? No? Why not? It's delicious!

[Werebear]

[Pigboy]

anyone work out the scoring system yet?

[Sivat]

Strength: 11
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 9

Sivat is a Collosal Mecha-Dragon that Stomps Around a Lot, controls the Weather, drinks Human Blood, and has Dozens of Tentacles.


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The Elven Archer!

[rlp]

rlp is a Giant Dragon that is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has a Sharp Beak and Acid for Blood.
Strength: 7
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 9

^_^
Although, the way it is written, I apparently have both acid and sharp beak for blood...

[SaberKitty]

SaberKitty is a Giant Mecha-Lizard that can Fly, carries a Samurai Sword, has Very Sharp Fangs, and eats Metal. Strength: 11 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 2

mmm...samurai sword...
ooooh! and fangs!