Interesting out-of-context quotes...

[Sessie]

A conversation in GLC inspired me to make this thread:

[Neo]

Originally posted by Sessie01, AIM:

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i could have a third nipple

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[Lepton]

~standard title test~

[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 09-01-2003 12:50 AM).]

[Will]

Um to many for me to post.

[Vinny]

Originally posted by willy:

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Um to many for me to post.

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[Lepton]

Originally posted by Courk:

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I feel like I'm talking to a group of physicists who I think are kindergarteners. *smacks self*

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Not that it was in context when originally posted.

[wordcross]

Originally posted by mattv in chat:

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nnnormal 8: i dont understand why my slave isnt working

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ahaha, haha, ohhh...

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[Courk]

Lepton, when did I say that?

[Sessie]

Courk: http://www.greylabyrinth.com/Forums/Forum5/HTML/004940.html?10 Reply 10. ::feels special because she found the link, yay ::

[Courk]

Thanks. I knew it made sense (apparently only to me), but didn't know what else I had said.

[Vinny]

Originally posted by courk:

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Identical twins share their placenta.

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[Will]

AntraxJ3: is this the moment to point out I also do it to guys?

[Will]

HyToFry: Well... unless he was cute, and I was attracted to him sexual.
HyToFry: Getting laid. :-)

HyToFry: ...when someone is rubbing it?


HyToFry: You see Ant? Ningal says it's the sam as if I was rubbing her breasts or vagina.

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-02-2003 08:12 PM).]

[groza528]

You need a little context for the full effect here, but too much ruins it

Originally posted by macnut and Lepton, regarding cod:

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LeptonTheHeavy: Did you kiss it?
MacadamiamaN: It was good

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[MacadamiamaN]

bah

[MatthewV]

That exact quote about my slave not working is a COMPLETE LIE. It is working now

[pikachamp]

why do i have the feeling that will's quotes are not only 0out of context, but pulled right out of nothingness?

[HyToFry]

Actually... I think those are the funniest things Will has ever posted. They are definately OOC material.

[Ningal]

Pika: You mean reply 12? Actually, I was there for the last three...

[Mackay]

In chat just now.

a 66inch Pianist (7:28:54): what now?
RaginSouth Asian (7:28:59): *eats hy*

[Samadhi]

This actually reminds me of some mistells (MT) in Dark Age of Camelot. MTs can happen often because the / command for speaking in group (up to 8 people)"/g" is so close to the / command for speaking in guild (no actual limit on people but around 80-100) "/gu"
I apologize if this doesn't reach the appropriate "clique" level since noone here plays
Here's a couple I've saved:

[group]Melenkurian Man, this paladin in my group is a complete idiot!
[group]Melenkurian MT

[guild]Melenkurian I wouldn't touch that with my 10' pole
[guild]Mizerath O.o
[guild]Melenkurian MT

[Kd]

In chat (MSN):

Hy: I'M REAL! SNOG ME!

^_^ mwahahaha... but I'm probably the only one who finds this remotely funny.

[HyToFry]

liveforgod86: i need help

(liveforgod86 is Will)

[Quailman]

Originally posted by Lepton:

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Awww, great. Now I'm gonna have to wash my sheets tomorrow. Again.

Thanks, Bearty.

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Now that's more information than I needed.

[Lepton]

Context, sorta

[Orbiting]

I really don't think that makes that one any better, Lepty.

[HyToFry]

a 66inch Pianist: why does it ALWAYS come back to me selling my body?

[Mackay]

Bah.

Here's one that isn't really out of context, but that just cracks me up. I took out the inane stuff in the middle.

LeptonTheHeavy (1:12:09): you're like a jaguar of sexiness
GL Borodog (1:12:48): Lepton finds jaguars sexy.
GL Borodog (1:13:08): How about house cats? Those turn your crank, too?
HyToFry (1:13:14): Fuck yeah.
HyToFry (1:13:16): I love pussy.
GL Borodog (1:13:24): "Here, kitty kitty!"
GL Borodog (1:13:38): "Rrrowwrrr! Ffft fft!"

[Vegtable2001]

chothebestseeker: why do you let someone in panties get a glance of your hose


RaginSouth Asian: and it welded veg's ass shut


GL JDTAY: Okay, so I guess vibrator kind of does fit under the def of robot. I still don't think it counts though.


I played daoc samadhi.

[This message has been edited by Vegtable2001 (edited 09-10-2003 04:40 PM).]

[Macros]

RaginSouthAsian: i haven't had meat in the longest times

[Vegtable2001]

groza528: It seems Emily Dickinson is male

[HyToFry]

groza528: why do I have the distinct feeling that's going to show up in the out of context thread?

[Vegtable2001]

noiberg: softer than shit

[HyToFry]

From GLC:

quote:

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09/11 [14:00:34] chothebestseeker: did you find her?
09/11 [14:01:03] GL Macros: her being?
09/11 [14:01:22] nnnormal 8: strange

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Whatever poison's in this bottle, will leave me broken sore and stiff... but it's the genie at the bottom, who I'm sucking at; he owes me one last wish.

This was post 22222 in Off Topic when it was posted.

[This message has been edited by HyToFry (edited 09-11-2003 04:39 PM).]

[Ningal]

a 66inch Pianist: which one of you is on my lap again?

[Vegtable2001]

HyToFry: OH SHIT! I didn't realize this was GLC...

[Matthew]

Vegtable2001: Now go tuck yourself in and i'll read you a bedtime story

nnnormal 8: oh my, that t looked like an f to me

[HyToFry]

a 66inch Pianist: wait a sec... whose undies are these?

[Dragon Phoenix]

a 66inch Pianist: I'd underscore Sessie's colon any day

[Mackay]

I'm being quoted waaaaay too much in this thread.