The Top 10 Symptoms of Addiction to the GL

[Porro]

100. You're not in the least bit Freaked-Out by DP's apparent omnipresence on the GL.

[Porro]

101. You worry that you're not a proper addict because you don't comply with ALL of the posted symptoms (where's the "Today's Active Topics" page?).

[Courk]

No idea. Just bet blind.

[HyToFry]

@85. That should be in the real top ten list.

The active threads/members links are near the top from the main forums listings page.

http://www.greylabyrinth.com/cgi-bin/Ultimate.cgi

[Neo]

102. You can look at the URL for a thread and immediatly know which forum it's in.

[Planky]

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[Neo]

103. You're in the Top 15 in the post count column.

[Hitchhiker]

104. ...every day.

[Planky]

You guys must learn to count, it's up to 106 now

[This message has been edited by Planky (edited 07-31-2003 06:13 PM).]

[Neo]

10?. You check back often enough to know that Planky's post previously said 105.

[Planky]

107. You end up editing your post so it either, makes sense, has no errors, or gets the point your trying to make across just right

[Courk]

108. You know that Planky will edit his last post.It's you're, hon;-]

[Beartalon]

I live by #107.

Planky, you don't need the comma after "either".

[Planky]

LoL, as soon as I posted it, I realised I didnt need a comma, but I didnt edit it because of courks post

[wordcross]

109) You can win dating games regardless of the gender of the person asking the questions.

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

[Courk]

110. You know other GLers' registration dates. Merry 3 years, mole!!

[This message has been edited by Courk (edited 08-01-2003 01:08 AM).]

[Neo]

111. You get into a pointless, heated debate over mafia deadlines and the use of invisitext.

[Stile]

112. You can tell the difference between one time lurkers and old time regulars :]

[Lepton]

113. You know the nationality of old-time lurkers. Hey Canuck!
114. You know the appropriate nicknames of old-time lurkers! Tall-ass Ras!

[This message has been edited by Lepton (edited 08-02-2003 01:07 PM).]

[PhantasyStarOnline]

115. You're still here.

[groza528]

Stile, that's an easy one. Check the post count.

[Gaspode]

116. When you finish checking your mafia forums just in time to go to bed early like you planned and then spend the next two hours in OT just because you haven't been there much lately.
117. You consider yourself "in" a forum when you read/post in it.
118. You get depressed when you have a lower post count than somebody who registered later than you.
119. You have a title whose joke is from a "Top 10 Symptoms of Addiction to the GL" thread. (Sorry Porro, couldn't resist. )
120. You can actually think of five of these things (on your first post in the thread).

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You can't lose if you win.

[Gaspode]

121. You have three smileys in a post because you think you're funny when you're really not.

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You can't lose if you win.

[groza528]

122. You get upset because, even though you are running a celli, Porro has more daily posts than you (But not anymore )

[This message has been edited by groza528 (edited 08-02-2003 09:20 PM).]

[Porro]

You are flattered when you have more daily posts than someone running a celli (whatever that is)

[Porro]

Hehe what were you saying about post counts?

[Porro]

Aye lad
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In t' gud auld days
..we used to have proper banner ad, where people would pay y'know

[Ancalagon]

123. You are worried by the lack of banner ads.
(Take that. =p)

[MatthewV]

124. You are not concerned about a banner ad because you would just filter it out anyways. (Take that =p)

[HyToFry]

???: You've lost count of the numbers.
???: You take a road trip to meet other GLers in real life.

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The truth is, you could slit my throat, and, with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

[Planky]

127. Despite being the "Top 10", there are over 100 top 10 symptoms

[MatthewV]

128. You think we should vote on which are the best as to compile a top ten list.
129. You can read, but not feel, braille.

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[Kd]

130. The Dr. Who theme tune reminds you of The Doctor, opera makes you think of DP, and Konstantine reminds you of Hy.

[Courk]

# God knows what [131]: You prefer Hy support and NO support to tech support.

[This message has been edited by Courk (edited 08-06-2003 12:50 AM).]

[God (not Hy)]

*whispers to Courk* 131

[rlp]

132. You post enough to take you from Icarian to Daedalian status, in your first one or two days here...

*nervous laughter* Really quick addiction here...

[robichelli]

133. You wish you had some of these symptoms

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I'm always right.......Except when I'm wrong

[xer0x]

134. You have a mostly random screen name.
135. You contribute to the rumoured million GL hits a day.
136. You contemplate hitting 'refresh' a million times to boost the number of hits.
137. You don't carry out what you contemplated because you're afraid you'll get a reception like Pika's for such a publicity stunt.

[Orbiting]

138. You realize that your non-GLer friends, roommates, or family members now frequently preface decisions with vote:

[Orbiting]

139. You're kinda bummed that there's no picture of you doing a hyclassic anywhere on the boards.