Diplomacy AM - mith wins

[Kees Hond]

~ Looks round, realises who's thread it is, looks embarrassed

[The DogPack]

~ smile amongst themselves

It looks like the training lessons are paying off

All: "Yep, worth every penny, he's a nice little puppy really, fun to have around"

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signed ChienFou, LoopyDog, LocoLobo, AhoInu, KrankiHund, TokigHund, MahlemuitSpectre ... and pro tem Blue Spaniel & Kees Hond

[AhoInu]

"What a good boy you are, here have a nice juicy bone" (it's been a while since we had a decent bone fight - seems like a good time to start one)

It is Autumn year 5. A sinking, a decimation, and Carthage must disband or retreat A Mar-Pha

[Ferris]

retreat, please.

[AhoInu]

It is Winter Year 6. Carthage +2, Egypt -2, Persia +1, Rome +2 asap please

[Fried Egg]

Aholnu

[Fried Egg]

Bloomin' 'ell! Who are we waitng in now?

At this rate, the deadline will have passed before the map get's updated!

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[Ferris]

Sent.

(slightly)

[AhoInu]

It is Spring Year 7. I too have been a bit slow. With Retreats and Build/Disbands alternate weeks can be a bit tight for time, and the original adjudication was 2 days late. 48 hour extension to midnight Friday seems appropriate - we'll catch up next week.

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[AhoInu]

It is Fall year 7, one sinking, but no retreats. Deadline WEDNESDAY please

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[mith]

*~bump to makes sure everyone knows deadline is tomorrow~*

Leaving Friday, want as much time as I can get to process the results of the Fall.

[Ferris]

*can't remember if I'd sent orders or not - I think so...*

[AhoInu]

Yes you did, waiting Sparhawk

[Sparhawk]

I was just trying to delay the inevitable. My orders have been sent.

[AhoInu]

It is Winter Year 7, 1 decimation, no retreats. Egypt -2, Persia +2, Rome +1 asap



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[AhoInu]

It is Spring Year 8. Happy diploming. Will wait for mith's orders (asap please though)

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[mith]

I just sent mine. So none of you have any excuses. Nyah.

[Fried Egg]

quote:

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Taken from First Post
It is Spring 1908.

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Hmmm...I think you mean it is the year 008. I don't think we've been playing for that long!

[Ferris]

Huh. You can go back to triremes if you want...

*gives orders for machine-gun unit to invade*

[Fried Egg]

Ferris

I want to know when we're going to see your famous elephant riders...?

[Ferris]

E (Num) - Epi

(convoyed by GoT, AUS & ION)

[AhoInu]

OK, I've edited all the years to be correct. Now I want rivers of blood

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[AhoInu]

It is Summer 08. Egypt may disband F LIB, or retreat to GoS, now waiting mith's return

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[AhoInu]

It is Fall 08. I want the Mediterranean turned red

[Fried Egg]

Mith,

Is your e-mail down? I got one returned saying that your address had fatal errors!

[mith]

i think my box was full. try again?

[Fried Egg]

It's on it's way...

[AhoInu]

yeah, mith bounced one of mine too.

[ChienFou]

I want trashed triremes; with hundreds of drowning slave oarsmen. I want L33t Legions reduced to crying cohorts and the fields of the Balkans died red; B****ks to all my previous pacifist pettyfogging to you guys; I want degradation, damnation, doom, destruction and DEATH.

Bump!. Moves by Wednesday night please. Hope you enjoyed the alliteration.

[Fried Egg]

[AhoInu]

mith gets to stand in the corner with a dunces cap on. He didn't send his orders in (and he's in my time zone). SHAME!! All together now!

Shame!
Shame!

[Ferris]

Shame!

[Sparhawk]

For Shame! I think as punishment he should have to give me three supply centers and units of my choice!

[mith]

*~blinks~* Um, isn't the deadline not for another 9 hours?

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[Fried Egg]

Yes, I don't know what they're talking about...

[AhoInu]

mith: *~confused~* But the deadline isn't for another 9 hours...?

AhoInu: Gomine mith.

gah, I've completely lost track of time. OK, public humiliation withdrawn. Puts on hair shirt and starts self-flagellation programme.

[Daft Dog Fred]

*rings up from public phone in Scarborough*

Eeeh lass - don't be so daft. Tha's no need for all that! 'Ave a nice 'ot cuppa tea. That'll sort ye out in no time.

We've 'ad nowt but sunshine 'ere. Ah've 'ad ter buy some sunscreen an' floppy 'ats fer the little 'uns, bless 'em, or their noses would've burned. 'An we all 'ad fish 'n chips for tea last night, although ah'm missin' yer cookin' a bit luv, ter be 'onest...

We'll get ye a nice souvenir o' Scarborough tomorr...

Eeeh, the pips are goin' - Taraa fer now.

[TokigHund]

AhoInu ith thobbing uncontwollably in a corner, tho I've got to potht the latetht update.

One sunken galley complete with 300 drowned oarsmen and a legion left in small pieces on the battlefield. I think we can settle for that

It is Winter year 8. Greece +1, Persia +1, Rome +1 asap please.

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Oh My, Oh My

[TokigHund]

AhoInu ith thtill uncontholable. The loth of fathe for a Japanethe doggy ith too much to bear. She ith thewiouthly conthidewing seppuku.


It is Spring in Year 9. More blood please; I'm glad you're appeasing the moderator. Deadline Wednesday as usual



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[Daft Dog Fred]

*quickly packs suitcases and gets a taxi*

Eeeh, c'mon Aethne and KeesHond - we're off back ter yer Mummy's ter cheer 'er up.

'Ave ye got that stick o' rock 'an the sunhat as a surprise present for 'er? Good.

"Asimere Kennels, please - 'an there's a sixpence tip in it fer yer if thee steps on it a bit!"

*wonders - is this the same taxi driver which took AhoInu to hospital*