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Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Ahem. As previously stated, it's all about W.

General Questions:
1. Are you alive? Yes.
2. Are you American? Yes.
3. Are you a woman? No.
4. Are you a scientist or politician? No.
5. Are you a musician or an actor? Yes.
6. Are you a soldier? No.
7. Are you older than 35? Yes.
8. Are you a musician? No.
9. Are you older than 55? Yes.
10. Are you known for cinema, rather than television? Yes.
11. Are you a white actor? Yes.

[This message has been edited by Orbiting (edited 04-08-2003 12:46 PM).]

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Are you a U.S. General who's been in the news lately for criticizing the battle plan?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Quailman- I am not General Wallace?

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Yes - General William Wallace.

Stumper: Were you a thirteenth century Scottish hero?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Nope- I'm not that William Wallace either.

mathgrant · A very tilted cell member

Stumper: Did you write a famous children's book that involves the word "RADIANT" spelt out in silk?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

No, I am not E.B. White.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Are you a former governor of Alabama who was injured by a would-be assassin's bullet, leaving you wheelchair-bound?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Hrm.. that's a Wallace too, I think - I am not George Wallace.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Yes.

Stumper: Are you Gromit's owner?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Nope. I am not that Wallace either.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Hmmm... I think I'm fresh out of Wallaces for now...

Stumper: Did you ever host a radio phone-in show dealing with s-e-x?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Nope. I'm not Dr. Ruth Westheimer. But I wish I could do the accent.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Did you have a hit in the 70's with Dead Skunk In the Middle of the Road?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Er. No. You got me on that one, Quailman - take a general.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Loudon Wainwright III.
And because I'm sure you want it, here it is!

General: Are you alive?

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Quailman · His Postmajesty

And a new stumper: Did you sing Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk?

jesternl · Yankee Doodle Dutchie

Wow... someone actually listened to me

Stumper: Are you considered one of the inventors of the airplane?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Quailman -
Thank you for enriching us all with the Dead Skunk lyrics. I cannot count today a failure, for I have learned something new :-P

I am, in fact, alive.

And you can have another general for Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk, though if that turns out to be the Dead Skunk guy, I'll be disappointed.

Jesternl-
I am not Wilbur or Orville Wright.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Of course it's not the Dead Skunk guy. I can't use the same person twice for stumpers. It's Rufus Wainwright, his son.

General: Are you American?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

It's heartwarming to see sons follow in their fathers' footsteps.
Regarding your general, I am American.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Did you portray Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island?

jesternl · Yankee Doodle Dutchie

Stumper: Were you 'The Princess Bride' ?

mathgrant · A very tilted cell member

Stumper: Did Alexander Graham Bell call for you after spilling ink?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Quailman- I am not Wells? (I think... if that's off, take another)

Jesternl- I am not Robin Wright (Penn).

mathgrant- I am not Watson.

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

Stumper: Did you cause trouble for the Duke of Windsor?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Not sure where you're going with that, OST. (Sorry about the dead skunk thing, but really it was all Quailman's fault.)
Have a general then.

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

Wallis "Duchess of Windsor" Warfield
She married King Edward VIII who gave up his throne to do so.

General: Are you a woman?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

Ah - I thought she was Simpson. Oh well.

No, I am not female.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Wallis Warfield Simpson is what I thought also.

Stumper: Are you Dennis Mitchell's next door neighbor?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

No, Quail, I am not Mr. Wilson.

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

Stumper: Are you a cartoon character who lives in a water tower and belches alot?

Also, I thought it was Wallis Simspon too, but the bios I found said that was her original name. Her married name was Wallis Warfield.

[This message has been edited by One Skunk Todd (edited 04-04-2003 02:19 PM).]

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

No, OST, I am not Wakko Warner.

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Did you direct Mission Impossible 2?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

nope. Not John Woo.

(I hope Pigboy comes back on soon, otherwise he'll miss the whole game...)

[This message has been edited by Orbiting (edited 04-04-2003 02:22 PM).]

One Skunk Todd · Smelly Member

Stumper: Did you get mad at Charlie and Grandpa Joe after they stole something?

Quailman · His Postmajesty

Stumper: Were you Sgt. Joe Friday in Dragnet?

eixdeuce · Daedalian Member

Stumper: Are you a singer and former beauty queen promoting a cellular phone company?

Orbiting · very ign-o-rable

OST - I am not Willy Wonka.

Nothing's coming to me on the other two though - a general apiece for eixdeuce and Quailman.