Orbicelli - New thread per jesternl

[eixdeuce]

I will hold off on the general until I think of a good one.

The answer was Vanessa Williams.

Stumper: Are you a famed astrophysicist, professor emeritus from Princeton University, who coined the term "black hole"?

[One Skunk Todd]

Stumper: Are you one of the five original inductees into the baseball hall of fame, whose cards go for ridiculous sums?

[Quailman]

Jack Webb

General: Are you a Scientist or Politician?

Stumper: Are you the number one-ranked professional male golfer?

[jesternl]

Stumper: are you 'Citizen Kane'?

[Orbiting]

OK.

Stumpers
eixdeuce - another general for you.
OST - I am not Ted Williams.
Quailman - I am not the golfer I hope will turn out to be Tiger Woods.
jadesmar - I am not Orson Welles.

General
I am not a scientist or politician.

[jesternl]

Are you a Polish ship yard worker who won the Nobel Peace prize?

[Quailman]

Stumper: Did you do the music for Superman?

[Orbiting]

Jesternl - No, I am not Lech Walesa. (or his closest equivalent - I don't spell well in Polish)

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[Orbiting]

Quailman - I think that's John Williams, and I am not him.

[Quailman]

Stumper: Did Clint Eastwood portray you in a title role?

[eixdeuce]

Answer was John Archibald Wheeler.

General 1: Are you a musician or actor?

Stumper: Are you a former male Hollywood gossip columnist who had a movie aired about him on HBO?

General 2 is coming lemme think some more.

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[One Skunk Todd]

Answer was: Honus Wagner

General: Are you a soldier?

[jadesmar]

quote:

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jadesmar - I am not Orson Welles.

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Umm.. happy for you. Otherwise, you would be dead and overweight.
But, umm.. I didn't ask.

Here is something I would ask:
Stumper: Did you sing on the last Genesis studio album?

[One Skunk Todd]

I think she meant Jesternl. But isn't it nice that your name popped into her head instead.

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[jadesmar]

Indeed it is.

[Orbiting]

Blah. Yeah. Some sort of freudian slip, apparently. Sorry 'bout that, boys.
Anyway, to catch up:

Stumpers
Quailman: I am not the Outlaw Josey Wales.
eixdeuce and jadesmar (really, this time) earn a general each.

Generals
I am a musician or an actor.
I am not a soldier.

[One Skunk Todd]

Stumper: Are you an emancipated orca?

[Orbiting]

I never thought I'd have to say this, but no, I am not Free Willy.

[Quailman]

Stumper: Are you one of the actors who has prtrayed Batman?

[Orbiting]

I am not Adam West.

[One Skunk Todd]

Stumper: Are you an irritating brat of an actor who should have been shoved out of the airlock of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation?

[Orbiting]

Even if I were going to be a Star Trek actor, I would certainly not want to be Wil Wheaton.

[One Skunk Todd]

Stumper: Are you responsible for the upkeep of Springfield Elementary School?

[Quailman]

Stumper: Did you ever say (on screen) "Why don't you come and see me some time?"

[eixdeuce]

Emancipated Orca...damn that's funny

The answer was Walter Winchell.

Stumper: Are you the first black actor to win an oscar for (forgive me if I butcher the technical name of the category) Best Male Lead Performance?

General: Are you older than 35?

Damn, I can't keep up w/ the generals.

[Orbiting]

Right then.
I am not Groundskeeper Willie, nor am I Denzel Washington, nor even Mae West.

I am, however, over 35.

[One Skunk Todd]

Stumper: Are you the current principal of Sunnydale High School?

[Orbiting]

grumble...grumble...Buffy fans...
Take a general, OST.

[eixdeuce]

Stumper: Did you dance (quite out of character I might add) in an office building in Moby's music video for the song "Weapon of Choice"?

[Orbiting]

I'm not sure... but Christopher Walken was in the Fat Boy Slim video of that name, and if that's who you mean, I'm not him.

[One Skunk Todd]

Answer: Principal Wood

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[eixdeuce]

Oh yeah, it was Fat Boy Slim. Sorry about that.

[One Skunk Todd]

General: Are you a business leader/tycoon?

[eixdeuce]

Well, I might as well narrow it down some
General: Have you acted in a starring role for a movie/tv series (ie not just one show like guest starring on SNL) in the past 3 years?

Stumper: Did you write "Leaves of Grass"?

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[Quailman]

Stumper: Did you provide the vocals on Grover Washington Jr.'s Just the Two of Us?

[Orbiting]

OST: No, I am not a businessman.

eixdeuce: I am not Walt Whitman.
I have not been the star of anything in the last three years.

Quailman: I hope that will turn out to be Grover Washington, Jr., because if it isn't, I don't know.

[eixdeuce]

Stumper: Did you write/perform the song "Back in the High Life Again"?

[Orbiting]

Nope - I am not Steve Winwood.

[eixdeuce]

Aha, another W question. (And I'm quickly running out )

Stumper: Did you direct the film "In The Mood For Love" starring Maggie Cheung?

(I'd give the lead male actor's name, but I don't remember it)

[WECoyote]

Stumper: Are you a cartoon carnivore that is always outwitted by a flightless bird?

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