AgaCelli

[Agamemnon]

mith..........don't know, so I'll guess Phillips?

[Agamemnon]

See quail old chum, artists or authors, I don't know either!


Are you Asian?

Yes

[Quailman]

One thinks that you overlooked my next stumper. I repeat it henceforth:

Stumper: Are you the speaker of "We have met the enemy and he is us."?

[edit]Note the subtle nuance in the rephrasing of "...they are ours" to "...he is us."[/edit]

[This message has been edited by Quailman (edited 04-24-2003 09:41 AM).]

[Duphrates]

Stumper : Before succumbing to 'The Dark Side', did you tell kids to 'Stop, Look and Listen' before crossing the road

[mith]

Pontius Pilate

Are you an athlete?

[Agamemnon]

Quail, I still have no idea

Duph, Richard/Robert/Ralph Prowse (Probably not any of those christian names but I'm certain of the surname)

[Leonidas]

Stumper: Did you play the role of Pontius Pilatus in Monty Python's 'Life of Brian' ?

[Agamemnon]

I am not an athlete

[Agamemnon]

Leonidas...........Michael Palin

[Quailman]

The adaptation of the phrase, spoken by Pogo in a comic strip, out-Googles the original by about 6:1.

Thinking about my general...

Stumper: Did you design the pyramid at the Louvre in Paris?

[Duphrates]

That'll do...David Prowse

Stumper : When you sat on a chair in CJ's office did it always 'fart'?

[Agamemnon]

Again Quail old chum, I have no idea...........Officer Poncherello?

[Leonidas]

Correct...

[Leonidas]

Stumper: Are you a professor at Harvard Business School, made famous by his contributions to the fields of Competitive Analysis and Business Strategy ?

[Agamemnon]

Duph........Reggie Perrin

Leonidas.......Rowdy Roddy Piper ~shrugs~

[Leonidas]

Nah. I won't take a general for that one...

But I'll take one if you fail to answer this:

Stumper: Did you sing 'La Vie en Rose' ??

[Duphrates]

Stumper : Did you often ask Una Stubbs if she would like 'A cup o'tea an' a nice slice o' cake'?

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[Quailman]

I.M. Pei was the architect who designed the relatively recent addition to the Louvre.

General: Are you from India, Pakistan, any other -stan, Malaysia or Thailand?

...holding a general.

Stumper: Were you convicted of cannibalism in the 1800's in Colorado?

[Agamemnon]

Duph, I love you. Not in the sense of 'man to man fluid sharing love', but in the sense of 'By gum it's great to have old Blighty television memories'. John Pertwee is said chap.

Leonidas...........Piaf?

Are you from India, Pakistan, any other -stan, Malaysia or Thailand?

NO!

[Agamemnon]

Quailman................Peter the Pumpkin eater?
Pah!

[Duphrates]

Stumper : Did you divorce Keith Chegwin because quite frankly 'Cheggers can't be boozers'?

[Agamemnon]

Duph........Maggie Philbin/Philpin

[Agamemnon]

I have to depart for a while, but I'll update in a couple of hours.

[Quailman]

At Alferd Packer's trial, the judge is reported to have said, "There were only seven Democrats in this county and you ate five of them!"

General: Are you from China, either Korea, Vietnam, or the Philippines?

Still holding a general...

Stumper: Are you a former leader of the Khmer Rouge?

[Leonidas]

Piaf is correct.

[Agamemnon]

Quail............Pol Pot.

Are you from China, either Korea, Vietnam, or the Philippines?

YES!

[Duphrates]

Okay Aga, think back....Saturday afternoons....World of Sport with the silver streak Dickie Davies....Kent Walton...wrestling...okay....Stumper : Who was Dave 'Fit' Finlays manager and wife?

[Quailman]

Remaining General: Are you Chinese?

Stumper: Were you an American female poet who wrote, among other things, "One drink's my limit; two at the most; Three, I'm under the table; four, I'm under the host."?

[Agamemnon]

Duph, I can only think of Jackie Pallo. I know he had long womany hair but I don't think he would marry a bloke.
Remember Jonny Saint, the man with a thousand moves? I counted them once, he only had twenty six, the fibbing bastard.

Quail, once again I have no clue.

Are you Chinese?

NO

[Duphrates]

Answer was Princess Paula, (but doesn't really count as that's not her surname- but you can probly guess that I'm not too bothered.)

Stumper : Are you the fat, ginger Grange Hill pupil, who was prone to tuckshop 'raids', short lived Rice Krispy cake scams and went by the nickname of 'Pogo'.(First name not needed)

[dethwing]

My stumper from way back when was Prince.

Are you Korean?

[Agamemnon]

Duph, I think he was called Patterson.

Are you Korean?

NO

[Agamemnon]

Recap:

1) I am not male
2) I am alive
3) I am not American or European
4) I am not known for involvement in politics
5) I am not an artist
6) I am Asian
7) I am not an athlete
8) I am not from India, Pakistan, any other -stan, Malaysia or Thailand?
9) I am from China, either Korea, Vietnam, or the Philippines
10) I am not Chinese
11) I am not Korean?

[Lepton]

Did you determine the 'common-sense' law of subatomic physics that prevents a White Dwarf from collapsing if it has less than a critical mass?

[Agamemnon]

Lepton, That was never me! I was out with a few friends that night, honest, ask them if you don't believe me.
Oh!
~cough~ Take a general Leppy old chap.

[Lepton]

Wolfgang Pauli
I'm giving serious thought to renaming myself Wolfgang, but I don't have the german "V" sound down yet.

Are/were you a military figure?

[Agamemnon]

Are/were you a military figure?

NO

[Lepton]

Are you the 'coloured' pop artist whose latest album is "M!sundastood" (sp?)

(did you really need to yell at me?)

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[Agamemnon]

Leppy................Pink?

Sorry for the shouting.

The call of Lowenbrau beckons me from afar. I shall resume tomorrow.

[Lepton]

Aga knows American female pop artists! hahahahaha