RAF V- The Return of Vegt- Madmax Wins!

[Vegtable2001]

OK Folks, send your choices in to drjekyll@maine.rr.com

Alive:
Madmax

Dead:
Kazooish
Chuck
Mackay
Leo
Sparticus
Polotet
Mith
Macnut
MattV

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[This message has been edited by Vegtable2001 (edited 04-30-2003 02:13 PM).]

[mith]

/sent

die die die

[MadMax]

Sent

[Chuck]

¢

[Mackay]

kerrrrrrrbump!

[Polotet]

Sent.

[Vegtable2001]

Waiting on 1 person......

[MacadamiamaN]

...sorearenyou?t

[Mackay]

No, no, he is...

[MadMax]

The suspension is killing Me.

[mith]

(and probably someone else is, as well. )

[MacadamiamaN]

And probably a few birds as well

[MatthewV]

You should be hoping right now that you didn't shoot me.

[Mackay]

Well, now the person who hasn't sent knows what NOT to do...

[MadMax]

I beleive that suspension was the wrong word , perhaps replace it with suspense.
spelling and use of the correct terminology was never my strong point.

Now I will have to wait til I return Sunday night to find out if I live or die.

[This message has been edited by MadMax (edited 04-12-2003 06:31 AM).]

[Vegtable2001]

Madmax lifts up her baseball bat, and prepares to take a swing at the unsuspecting Chuck. Fortunatly for chuck she misses (she always did suck at baseball). Unfortunatly for Chuck he's shot 7 times by Macnut. Sparticus reads RAF IV, gets hungry and goes out for pizza. Unfortunatly for him, he was shot by Leonidas who was incidently robbing that very pizza place with Kazooish. Local vigilante, Mackay, busts in with a sawed off shotgun, determined on showing these thugs who's boss. She blasts a hole in Leonidas, and then turns in time to see Kazooish's bullet as it speeds toward her face. Kazooish grabs the money, and runs outside. As he steps into the road, he is flattened by a passing steamroller, controlled by MattV, who drives off into the sunset. Mith watches the entire scene with a mixture of horror and amusement on his face. Polotet gets depressed at all the deaths and decides lifes not worth it anymore, and ends it.

Alive:
Macnut
Madmax
MattV

Dead:
Kazooish
Chuck
Mackay
Leo
Sparticus
Polotet
Mith
(sorry for the delay, my life was a bit busy)

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[This message has been edited by Vegtable2001 (edited 04-19-2003 10:59 PM).]

[Mackay]

LOL!

*fires a parting bullet at Vegt*

[Kazooish]

ow...a steamroller...that hurt.

[mith]

whoa, the Ms dominated.

[Mackay]

Not me.....

[MatthewV]

[LocoLobo]

... sends out for pizza ... waiting to award trophy to the winner

[MadMax]

Round 2
SENT

[MadMax]

Wakes-up............Yawns...........Goes back to sleep.

[Vegtable2001]

BAH, i forgot to bug mac, and just realized now he's in new york.

[MadMax]

Lucky Mac

[MatthewV]

Just kill him.

[MacadamiamaN]

I could have posted any time I suppose, because my dad brought a laptop down with us to New York, but I guess I just had to wait until I came back to make everyone mad.

Shoot: Air

[Vegtable2001]

Mith fires a shot into the air, celebrating his final closure with a tortured passed with an elusive woman (word's mom) Madmax tries to defend Word's honor, by aiming a swing with her dreaded baseball bat at mith's head, but once again demonstrates why woman shouldn't play baseball, and not only misses, but becomes so unbalanced, she actually falls onto the ground. She gets back up and sulks away with an embarrassed look on her face. MattV is somewhat more succesful at defending word's honor, and fires 2 bullets, at him. 1 hit his head, and the other hit his [censored]. Macnut watches the entire scene, and shakes his head vaguely.

Alive: Macnut, Madmax, MattV
Dead: Kazooish, Chuck, Mackay, Leo, Sparticus, Polotet, Mith

[This message has been edited by Vegtable2001 (edited 04-19-2003 10:59 PM).]

[LocoLobo]

... picks his way round the dead bodies on the way to "The Pizza on the Park"

[MatthewV]

yea! we got rid of the mI, now only mA's are alive!

shoot self.

[MacadamiamaN]

heh

[Vegtable2001]

Out of sheer stubbornness (or is it vanity), Madmax steps up one more
time to hit the ball (MattV's head). Amazingly, yes she misses again.
In trying to regain her balance, she trips over Macnut, who was sneaking up on her with a machete, his intentions clear. Both fall over, but Macnut impales himself on his Machete. Meanwhile MattV is off on a hunting trip, and shoots takes the American Bald Eagle off of the endangered species chart.

(MadMax shot self, sorry it was hard to put it into the story without utilizing spacetime vortexes n' stuff)

[MatthewV]

What did mac do?
and the first post is no longer up to date.

[MadMax]

My interpertation is that Mac tried to hack me to bits, but hacked himself by accident. I finished my story-line and struck out, and was saved from being killed cracking my skull open on a brick wall in the over-swing, tripping over Mac.........That leaves you and me mattV.

[This message has been edited by MadMax (edited 04-27-2003 09:39 AM).]

[MatthewV]

I most certainly wont make my choice until I know who is left and exactly what happened last time.

I think that MadMax shot himself, and Mac shot him.

I think I'll just go with that...

shoot self.

[Vegtable2001]

Yeah, i thought i made that clear. O well. MattV shot Air. Madmax shot self. Macnut shot Madmax. Waiting on one... Ok, it should be fairly obvious to all parties concerned. Just send the damn email madmax!

[MadMax]

Sent.........and bless us all.

[Vegtable2001]

Madmax steps up to the plate one last time. "Her determination is nothing short of suicidal!" shouts the announcer. She prepares for the pitch. A fastball flies right at her head. At this moment, she heres somone running up behind her. As she turns around, she catches a glimpse of MattV running at her with a knife, and heres a whiz, as the ball zooms right through where her head just was. The ball zooms past her, and slams into MattV's head, fracturing his skull. Madmax wins! Madmax shot self, MattV shot Madmax

[MadMax]

To the cheers and applause of the crowd, MadMax flings the bat in victory and proudly recieves the trophy.....er.....pizza from LocoLobo.