GL Dating Game Revived - Bearty and Kd, sitting in a tree...

[mith]

Yes, it's that time again...

Rules:

One person will ask questions. Others of the opposite gender (or same, if you're bold) will answer anonymously (either email to me, or I can set up aliases). After a few rounds, the contestant will choose from among the suitors, and then they'll be off on a fabulous date to Private Threads!

Kd has been nominated in chat to ask the questions, if she wants. If you're going to answer, email me (glmith@yahoo.com).

1. If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why?

2. You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?

3. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

4. Summarise yourself in one word. (OK, it's not a question, but hey. ^_^)

5. Write me a poem. (Neither is this.)



[This message has been edited by mith (edited 05-08-2003 11:02 PM).]

[interested]

could we email you only with the answer (after the q was posted) or do we need to sign up first?

[mith]

Sure, you can just email me the answer, but I'm not going to wait around if you haven't answered when I have all the signed-up people's.

[Beartalon]

Sounds like fun.

[Kd]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Of course I'll do it. ^_^

*hopes Hy isn't going to get jealous.... actually.... hopes he decides to answer my Q's too*

[mith]

Alright, boys, email me if you want to sign up.

[mith]

Alright, let's get this thing rolling. I am going to let the bachelors make up their own aliases (if you want to be boring, go with Kd Suitor #X or something). Or you can still email me answers. Either way.

Kd, ask away. Put your question in bold so everyone sees it.

[X-RaYz]

hmm, i can play with THIS username... /in

[Lepton]

Casanova himself wouldn't stand a chance against some of the bachelors here...

[wordcross]

Like Lepton, for instance. I'm sure he could woo his way into an ice queen's heart (or if not, then just her pants ).

[VinnyQ]

(which is also made of ice)

[Kd]

Okie, first Q...

If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why?

Be inventive.

[Pick ME!]

water melon, king of the fruit world!

or HyToFry

[Vinny]

I would be a big gigantic humogous pea

Yes. Pea. Why?

Because. ask me what bird I would like to be =)

[heh heh]don't count me among your picks, Kd. Not this SN anyway. Just messing around =)[/heh heh]

[This message has been edited by Vinny (edited 05-04-2003 06:02 PM).]

[Tau]

I would be a Mango.
Like a mango, I am sweet, tasteful, and smart.
As a Man, I can go and go and go.

[Bachelor #1]

Hello Miss Kd,

If I was a fruit, I would be a kiwi. Exotic, Passionate, Juicy, and very very Tasty. Also, I'll be good for you (all that Vitamin C ... mmmm ...)

p.s. ... please don't eat me all in one go ...

[Raoul]

I would be a pineapple.

I am sweet and exotic, and I will bite your tongue, but only lightly... Under my rough, firm exterior you will find a soft man with many delights to discover, including a hard, manly core which many people think is my best part...

Come into my ocean of flavours.

[Bachelor #1]

p.p.s. kiwi backward is iwik.

[Pick ME!]

keep in mind how large and smooth water melons are.

[Bachelor #1]

~* spikes watermelon with rum *~

... mmmm ...

[Pick ME!]

even bachelor 1 thinks i'm delicious!

[Bachelor #1]

~sticks straw in Pick Me!

[Bachelor #2]

I would be an Orange. Though people on the outside might think of me as being sour, once you peel off the outer layer you get to the really good stuff.

[Kd]

Ah, this is going to be more difficult than I thought...

Was that everyone? Can I ask another question yet?

[mith]

I'm not sure, not everyone told me what alias they were using. Go ahead, if someone else wants to answer, they can catch up.

[LeStudMuffin]

I would be a banana.

I have appeal.

Eating one slowly can be very erotic.

I can go to mush when being intimate.

I can make you slip on my skin, and fall into my arms.

[Peabody]

1. If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why?

If I could be any fruit, I would choose to remain human. I cannot conceive of any circumstance in which I would choose to be a fruit, nor any reason to prefer being one kind of fruit over another. If pressed, I suppose I would choose something nutritious, perhaps guava, so that someone else might get at least some benefit out of my misfortune in being transformed into a fruit.

[Kd]

Okay... oh you all sound wondeful... this isn't going to be easy...

Question 2: You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?

[This message has been edited by Kd (edited 05-05-2003 10:43 AM).]

[mith]

I wonder if I should've put a "keep it PG" rule in here.

[LeStudMuffin]

If I only have 24 hours to live:

First, I would tell you what was going to happen, and let you know my love was undying, even if I was. You'd cry a little, but we'd agree to make it a pefect day.

We'd start out with a long bicycle ride. It would be only a one person bike, but you would ride on my lap. We'd have a picnic basket covered with a red-checkered cloth, filled with roasted chicken, small salads, and a bottle of your favourite wine, grapes, plus a nice trifle for dessert.

We'd ride to a secluded section of a park, under a large shade tree next to a bubbling creek. We'd spread the blanket just right, have lunch, sit sipping wine while we peel and feed each other grapes and watch the swans glide gracefully by. We'd lie on the blanket and watch the clouds, or each other's eyes, in silent murmuring of our hearts. We'd share some tender intimate moments, then we'd go for a walk to the next grove, where I'd surprise you with a ring, a proposal, a serenading sting quartet. We'd be married by a justice of the peace under a blooming lilac bush.

Supper would be taken at a small bistro table, under candlelight with an unseen violinist, set up in the same grove, since caterers had been called in before you knew we were coming here. We'd hold hands and sit close.

When night fell, we'd go back to our blanket, and consummate our marriage. Then we'd lie down under the stars, and watch them come out slowly. You'd listen to me fall asleep quietly, then kiss me one last time on the lips and leave, knowing what was going to happen, and knowing that I left everything to you in my will, and you'd never have to worry that you'd never been loved once, fully and wholeheartedly.

[Chester]

1. If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why?
I would be a strawberry. Firstly, I like the way they look. They can be very erotic as they dance along the curves of a sexy girl's body. They taste great, and they can be used to make some of the best wine in the world. It can be quite an aphrodesiac.

Question 2: You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?
It realy wouldn't matter. We could watch paint dry. Spending twenty-four hours would more than make up for my shortend life. There would probably be some sex though, depending on what I'm dying of. If we could go anywhere, and do anything, we'd go to Vegas and rack up a huge tab (that I would never have to pay, muahhahaha)

[Kd]

*reads LeStudMuffins answer to Q2*

I'm going to cry...

[LeStudMuffin]

mith, my banana answer was PG. Any X-rating is all in your mind.

[Kd]

*continues to quetly cry, whilst waiting for everyone else to answer*

[Pick ME!]

We'd go to amusment parks, where we'd eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters till we barfed.
Then we'd go to the zoo, because the zoo is cool and everyone likes the zoo.
Next we'd eat A LOT of marshmallows.
After that, we would find some puppies and play with them.
Then we'd eat some pie. By some, I mean all the pie in a 30 mile radius.

maybe not the most romantic day. but a lot of fun, and not a bad way to go out.

[Pick ME!]

please don't cry, Kd! no one is really dying!

[This message has been edited by Pick ME! (edited 05-05-2003 12:36 PM).]

[Kd]

I'm crying becuase LeStudMufin's answer was so incredibly sweet... awwww..

[Peabody]

2. You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?

I mean no offense, Kd; I'm sure you're a wonderful person, but I would not spend my last day with you. There are other wonderful people out there who I already know. Time spent with them would really be more fulfilling. Plus, the fact that I have longer history with these others means they will miss me more when I am gone, and would cherish these memories of my last day more.

-- Peabody, the suitor who isn't a liar.



[This message has been edited by Peabody (edited 05-05-2003 03:33 PM).]

[Bachelor #1]

2. You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?

We'll first go skydiving near a coast line, then we make love on the beach, at the wee morning hour. Then we have a great big breakfast, after the meal we'll have a quickie. A whole 3 hours would have been wasted by then, so we need to hurry. We'll go to some place peaceful and quiet, maybe a park or something, and make love there. Then we have a nice swim in the lake in the nude. Actually, it doesn't matter if there are people around, what would I care? Maybe we'll make love there too if the water is nice. Then we'll dry up and go get some lunch at a very fancy restaraunt. After that we'll go to say hi to all my folks and your folks and all my friends and your friends, and tell them I love them. Then we make love in the back of our car. We'll then drive to the bank and I'll take care of my will and financial stuff to make sure you nor my family won't be bother with it after I am gone. Then we will go to a nice hotel and make love again. Maybe I'll give you a back rub. After you fall asleep, I'll sneak off and you'll never see me again.

[Bachelor #1]

That's honestly what I want to do. Go skydiving, take care of things, and have a lot of sex.