GL Dating Game Revived - Bearty and Kd, sitting in a tree...

[HyToFry]

I'd take you to page two.

[Raoul]

On my beautiful island paradise I would take your hand, and lead you bounding down through the tropical trees to the vast white beach the ocean has befriended. I would hold you close as the sea air whipped around us, entangling our hair and caressing our skin with its silky fingers. I would stare into your eyes and you into mine as we shared an eternity of fiery passion in a single gaze. The sun would set as the water kissed our feet and soon all would be still as we fell into the darkness of the night.

[Bachelor #2]

I would probably spend my last day with you dreaming up ways to escape the inescapable. No, I don't believe in Fate, and I don't believe anything is absolutely set in stone. Even if I WAS told that the world was ending tomorrow, I would be unlikely to believe it. If I did believe it was possible, I would also believe it was avoidable.

[Tau]

6 hours to rob some gas stations and convenience stores, 4 hours to fly to NYC, 6 hours on the Concorde to London, 4 hours picking out some jewelry and chocolates, 4 hours driving like a maniac through mid-day traffic to get to you...

...and one look in your eyes would cure me of whatever ailment I might have.

[Pick ME!]

no airline flies concordes anymore

[Kd]

0_0 *cries some more... waaaaah you're all too lovely*

Question 3: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

[Chester]

Question 3: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?You'd be about eight years older and you'd live a lot closer. (is that two things? I'll settle for either)

[Bachelor #1]

Question 3: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

n/a

[Chester]

[Bachelor #1]

~cops a feel

[Pick ME!]

you would be able to fly, because let's face it, that would just KICK ASS

[LeStudMuffin]

If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? I wouldn't change anything about you; I'd just do something about that awful rumour of you being like a bicycle and everyone getting a ride. Such bad publicity from those lustful men on the GL makes you sound like a tart, and while you might be spicy and sweet, that's not the whole wonderful image that your beauty, charm and intelligence suggests.

[Raoul]

I would change the rhythm of the beating of your heart so that in sync with mine we could make beautiful music together.

[Peabody]

3: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?

I feel uncertain of predicting all of the side-effects that any real change might cause in a person, even one that seems simple. For instance, making you older may very well throw of your body’s proper chemical balance, and who knows what that might do? Or granting the ability to fly? Surely that would require wings, and while wings would be cool for a little while, eventually I imagine you’d get bored with them. And changing the rhythm of your heart – surely that would throw off your body’s regulation of bloodflow, causing fatigue and cramping. I think it would be best to leave you exactly the way you are.

[This message has been edited by Peabody (edited 05-06-2003 05:27 PM).]

[Bachelor #2]

Having never seen you or known anything about you but your choice of 3 questions, I think the only think I know enough about you to want to change is that I don't know nearly enough about you yet.

[Bachelor #1]

I suppose I should clarify my answer somewhat.

I can not give an answer to question #3 because I feel that it is a question that cannot be answered by anybody but yourself. It certainly is a question that I would only asked of myself, and nobody else.

At any rate, it is a very unfair question, Miss Kady. I hope you are not too angry with me for the unwillingness to answer the question.

~* shuffles feet


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[Bachelor #3]

1. If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why? I'd be broccoli, because i'm a non conformist

2. You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do? Take out as many loans as possible. Dine n' Dash at really fancy restaraunts (because i can) Romantic evening etc... then i'd get really really really wasted.

3. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Possibly i'd give you the ability to turn back time and stop my question 2 rampage.

[Tau]

If I could change one thing about you, you wouldn't have those horrible exams to worry about.

[X-RaYs]

1. If you could be any fruit, which one would you be, and why?
None. I'd rather be dead, allowing my atoms to take part in the brain of any sentient being, than be a vegetating piece of grass.

2. You have 24 hours left to live. You get to spend it with me. What do we do?
Anything i ever delayed doing for you and never got back to it...

3. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
~delays answering this ~

[Kd]

Okay, I decided that I'm going to do 2 more questions (so that's 5 in total) and then when I'm sure everyone has answered every single question, I'll pick the lucky guy who wins.

Question 4: Summarise yourself in one word. (OK, it's not a question, but hey. ^_^)

Question 5: Write me a poem. (Neither is this.)

[This message has been edited by Kd (edited 05-07-2003 12:50 PM).]

[LeStudMuffin]

Q4: Romantic

Q5:

Late Night Walking Darkness Alone With thoughts Of feelings Unspoken

Question: Should I? Heart says "Take the chance" Knowing Full well that Futile It may be

Phone booth Dial tone Quarter? No wait! Dialing A voice "Hello?" It’s her!

How do I Say what I want to? What will She think Of me?

Hesitating Listening Unsure What to do Committed I drop The quarter And say... "I love you."

[Raoul]

Q4: Passion

Q5: A collection of haikus:

Not sad the willow;
it wishes to hold the ground
with more than its roots.

The bird makes its nest
with sticks, twigs and mud to sleep
in the forest's arms.

Passionate is your
heart as it slows down 'til it
beats in time with mine.

My hands reach for your
face as the green plant reaches
for the glowing sun

[Tau]

4. Bewitched

5.
Once in a far English land
Where hockey and hunting are banned
A newly-found winner
Whose name was Kraft Dinner
Was looking for love from her fans

Bachelor One was a knight
With flowers a toys to delight
But swam in the nude
Had the wrong attitude
And the nick took him home for the night

Le Stud Muffin was joli Français
With banana to get through the day
But then he stepped in
Said "Give up your spin"
And the boys beat him soundly away

Peabody was an interesting name
But he just could not play the game
Realistic and stuff
His love would be tough
He lost on his chance, what a shame

Raoul cound string together some words
He wrote a nice poem of birds
But his plan was not art
Kept scripting her heart
And then they chased after the nerd

X-rays didn't pay much attention
To the contest for her affection
He wished himself dead
And got what he wished for
And there's no point in making this rhyme

Number Three was an odd one, for sure
He'd eat and then run out the door
But then he got drunk
He smelled like a skunk
His attitude was entirely too poor

Chester, that cool Cheetos cat
Was slick, cool, and phat
But although he was fly
Watching paint dry
Dude, that's just not where it's at

Bachelor Two was a decent guy
He was sweet when he'd bother to try
But an orange, I explain
Is boring and plain
And he lost out on his chance to fly

The other guy was not so great as these men
A midget to marvels he looked beside them
But he never would die
Now we know that he tried
So that never would that girl cry again

-Tau

If this is it, my hat's off to the other participants for a great show.

[casinopete]

rats. beat me to the limericks.

There once was a lass lived in Britain,
With whom all the toms were quite smitten.
They made quite a din,
In the hopes they could win,
A date with this cute cuddly kitten.

[edit]note: not a suitor[/edit]

[This message has been edited by casinopete (edited 05-07-2003 07:01 PM).]

[Bachelor #3]

4: Horny
I'll do 5 when i have more time.

[Pick ME!]

4. Aardvark
5. Kd you are so very hot,
I'd love you even if I was an emotionless robot.

[This message has been edited by Pick ME! (edited 05-08-2003 01:26 AM).]

[LeStudMuffin]

"Give up your spin"

[Tau]

au bicyclette, monsieur

[LeStudMuffin]

Ah!

[Mackay]

Ooh! This looks like fun! Can I play next?

Oh, and:
*laughs hysterically at "Pick ME!"* He's funny.
besides, it's sooo obvious who you are!
I would pick you, Pick ME!

[Ron Jeremy]

1) A banana csn be used in a variety of ways
2) Shag
3) You'd have a twin sister who's up for a threesome
4) Endowed
5)
There was a young girl from Devizes,
Who had tits of different sizes
One was small, hardly anything at all
and the other was big and won prizes.

[hep]

ooh! Classy

[Bachelor #2]

4. Sensitive.

[Bachelor #2]

So you want a poem?
Just a few lines,
hastily written,
Or thrown together painstakingly with care born of a desperate heart?

What is there to describe?
Your face? Its like I have never seen.
Your body? What it looks like, I know not.
Your soul? All I have are a few words.

"Bicycle"

What are you trying to say here?
Are you a tool to be rode on,
Polished, with tires changed every 2,000 miles? (I think not)
Are you high and imposing, useless to fish out of water like me? (I hope not)

May you take me on a ride to somewhere I have never been before!
May we soar through the countryside, hair flying in the sunlight!
Let us not write a poem, but live it!

[Bachelor #1]

(crickey, Tau! wowser!)

Kd,

Question 4: smitten

Question 5:

The Lady Kady

Splattering droplets of rain,
whispering songs so softly.
Gazing out grey window pane,
I long for the Lady Kady.

Dimming lights from hazel sun,
deft fingers across the keys.
fighting hard to be the one,
I long for the Lady Kady.

Drowsy thoughts whimsy crept,
digital web so hazy.
Heavy head on arm I slept,
and dreamt of the lovely Lady Kady.

- Bachelor #1

[Kd]

Ooh, this is going to be difficult.... I think everyone that's going to answer has done, right?

*goes off to think*

And if I don't pick you, rest assured I still adore you all.

[Pick ME!]

make the right choice Kd! Mackay certainly did!

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[No, Pick Me!]

Forget Pick Me! Pick me instead!

[Chester]

I am retarded.

Question 4: Summarise yourself in one word. (OK, it's not a question, but hey. ^_^)
rowr.

Question 5: Write me a poem. (Neither is this.)
I watched as you sat there, with the moonlight behind you.
You're pefect for anyone, and you're here with me.
I've never felt so lucky. I've never been so blessed.
Of all the places in the world that I could be, I was were I liked best.

Your long hair was hanging in my face/
your warm arms were wrapped around my neck.
I thought for a second, "dammit, she's too young"
but then I think, "what the heck".

I wish this last day could last forever,
but it's nice that it happened at all.
I'll cherrish every moment
That I've spent with my baby doll.

[No, Pick Me!]

Dork