One Must Fail - The Game! - Turn 4

[Courk]

h8: The kitchen looks like you would expect it. Thankfully it's cleaner than the bathroom. On the counter you see a small cutlery drawer sitting out. There is an open cupboard under the sink, too. The rest of the drawers and cupboards seem to be stuck. You can still do something.

RSA: Congratulations! You found a battery powered radio. It still works, too.

FF: At the camping supplies you see one set of tent stakes, a few cooking supplies, and clothes line - apparently for drying off clothes. (Yeah, I have no idea - I've never been camping) Congratulations! You took the last set of tent stakes.

Cruc: I need your ninja number.

[The Cruciverbalist]

What's ninja?

[Chuck]

Ninja Combat Rules

[mole]

I'll pay a visit to the barn.

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

I'll look in the drawer, take its contents with me, and then look in the cabinet.

[Lepton]

h8 passes out from a meth overdose.

[Courk]

Cruc: 4 Chuck: 2 (5)

Cruc wins and gets the cordless drill.

Mole: You see a few mice and rats running around, as well as a dead rat in the corner. Yuck. In another corner there is a fence repair kit with a sledge hammer. *Wonders how you could use a sledgehammer to repair fences.*

h8: I need to talk to Lepton before I update you.

[mole]

I shall clear out the barn, taking both the rat and the repair kit.

[Chuck]

I'll go from the amusement park to the playground by way of Rawlings Avenue.

[The Cruciverbalist]

I'll check the ferris wheel.

[Courk]

h8: You take one of the knives from the cutlery drawer and then look in the cabinet and see a mouse trap.

mole: You took a rat, still attatched to a rat trap, along with the poison, and you also have a sledgehammer.

Chuck: You can't move until next turn.

Cruc: You see nothing at the ferris wheel.

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

I'll take the mousetrap, too (including, if there is one, a dead mouse).

[Courk]

Hooray, it's a mousetrap. It has poiison in it, you know the drill.

[Courk]

Sorru for the delay. I never marked RSA as having moved, so I was waiting for him, and yeah.

Mole: At the farm you see a barn, a farm house, and a field of cows. You can say, "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's on the farm) or you can go somewhere else.

Chuck: You see a car ride that is now up-and-running. You can say, "Go___."

RSA: You see a street (Norka). You can say, "Go___."

Dethy: You see signs that say bathroom, kitchen, and garage. You can say, "Go___ and do___", (as long as it's in the fire dept.) or you can go somewhere else.

Cruciverbalist: You see a car ride that is now up-and-running. You can say, "Go___."

FF: You see aisles and aisles of merchandise. There are signs that read pest control, outdoor, and camping equipment. You can say "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's in Wal-Mart) or you can go somewhere else.

Neo: You see aisles and aisles of merchandise. There are signs that read pest control, outdoor, and camping equipment. You can say "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's in Wal-Mart) or you can go somewhere else.

h8: You see a hallway in front of you, as well as many signs. The signs say, Gym, Bathrooms, Auditorium, Cafeteria, and Kitchen. You can say, "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's in the school) or you can go somewhere else.
Begin Turn 4

[Chuck]

I'll sneak onto the ride since I don't have a ticket.

[mole]

I'll go to the farmhouse.

[Neo]

I'll go to camping and get one of those portable propane bottles and some matches.

[dethwing]

I use my axe on the hose to cut about 10 feet of it free.

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

I'll go on over to Wal-Mart, via:
Meryl,
left onto Rawlings,
right onto Bored,
right onto S. Trilibang,
left onto Carter,
Enter through the 2nd door.

[The Cruciverbalist]

I'll take the seat behind Chuck, with wrench in hand just in case...

[Faeriefire]

I'll leave Walmart and take Carter to the Post office.

[Ghost Post]

continue to ff's house...

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

bump.

[Courk]

Mole: At the farmhouse you see a kitchen, a bedroom, and an old woman who keeps saying, "Oh, you'd better run, if you know what's good for you. Heh heh. He'll get you. Ha ha ha HA HA! Run, boy, run! *cackle* "

Neo: Congratulations, you found propane and matches!

Dethy: Congratulations, you have 10.001215 feet of hose!

h8: Congratulations! You have arrived successfully at Wal-Mart.

FF: Right outside of the post office you see a bag of a white powdery substance. You can either pick it up or continue on your way.

RSA: Again, you only walk a few feet before you also come upon a bag of a white powdery substance. You can either pick it up or continue on your way.

Meanwhile...
Chuck and Cruciverbalist enjoy a nice, realxing car ride through the beautifully designed garden of the amusement park. There are bees droning, birds chirping, and flowers growing in the cool shade of the japanese maple trees. The slight breeze brings in the aroma from the herb garden, almost making you forget about your worries. Then reality comes back to you - you have to kill yourself. What a nice relaxing thought.

[The Cruciverbalist]

Well, that accomplished little. A herb garden, you say? I'll go there. Maybe there's some hemlock or something.

[Ghost Post]

pick it up

[Faeriefire]

Take white powdery stuff!

[Chuck]

I'll go to the playground by way of Rawlings Avenue.

[mole]

I'll go check out the kitchen.

[Lepton]

[Pseudo-Mod Hijack]The white powdery stuff FF picks up is none other than crack-cocaine, cut with icing sugar. As FF slowly realizes that she's now holding thousands of dollars worth of illegal drugs, a paddy wagon shows up. FF is taken to the Safe-T-Town rehabilitation centre.[/Pseudo-Mod Hijack]
(Courk, FF e-mailed me asking to be withdrawn from the game)

[Courk]

RSA: Congratulations on your new-found stash of sugar.

Cruc: As you exit the car ride, the whole thing stops and park employees grab you and forcefully dismiss you from the park. Apparently you're not allowed to get off rides while they are moving. Where do you want to go?

Chuck: You arrive successfully at the play ground.

mole: In the kitchen you see a half cut up apple with a knife next to it. Apparently the old lady stopped in mid chop to go cackle at you. There is also an open cupboard under the sink.

All of FF's supplies are returned to where she found them.

[The Cruciverbalist]

I'll head for the post office via Rawlings and the Bored Walk.

[Courk]

*waiting on mole*

[Courk]

Oh, Cruc arrives successfully at the post office.

[Neo]

bump

[Courk]

*throws things at mole*

[mole]

Okay, take the knife, look in the cupboard.

And you could have IMed me instead of throwing things...

[Courk]

Mole: You take the knife and under the cupboard you see a rat trap. you already have one, so you don't take this one.

Mole: Farm house - At the farmhouse you see a kitchen, a bedroom, and an old woman who is still cackling at you. You can say, "Go___ and do___," as long as it's on the farm, or you can go somewhere else.

Chuck: Playground - At the playground you see needles littered across the ground, as well as a group of children palying with rather blood-shot eyes. You can talk to the children and do something, or you can go somewhere else.

RSA: Norka Blvd. - You see Norka Blvd. in front of you. You can say, "Go ___."

Dethy: Fire Dept. - You see signs that say bathroom, kitchen, and garage. You can say, "Go___ and do___", (as long as it's in the fire dept.) or you can go somewhere else.


Cruc: Post Office - At the post office, a nice old man greets you and asks, "What would you like to pack today, son? We have a special on computer packaging. Makes 'em indestructable, so long as they're still in the box." You can do something or go somewhere else.

Neo: Wal-Mart - You see aisles and aisles of merchandise. There are signs that read pest control, outdoor, and camping equipment. You can say "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's in Wal-Mart) or you can go somewhere else.


h8: Wal-Mart - You see aisles and aisles of merchandise. There are signs that read pest control, outdoor, and camping equipment. You can say "Go___ and do___," (as long as it's in Wal-Mart) or you can go somewhere else.


If I have any locations wrong, let me know.

[Chuck]

I'll pick up the needles. Maybe a drug overdoes can be one of my deaths later.

[i_h8_evil_stuff]

Go to outdoor aisle.