Simpsons Mafia Part II (Part II)

[Internet Stranger]

AGAIN, that arguement is RETARDED. What does it matter if im still alive. There are 3 different bad guy camps! Even if I was in one, the other two are perfectly capable of killing me.

So frankly, I have to say, screw you and come up with a better reason.

Besides, you said it yourself Soothy, we dont know if youre really Apu. If you notice in your little rendition, you conviniently came out with "It was Macros! It was Macros!" AFTER we had already lynched him. Oh how clever you are. So no, you dont have 100% proof that you are who you claim to be. Maybe you do go to the hospital as someone, but the whole video camera bit is highly doubtful to me for the nightime events.

Its obvious that Logain was lurking from Werebear's post. Soothy I dont fully trust like everyone else does, JD hasnt been heard of recently. But hey, what does it matter, its always fun to lynch IS. Thats way better than ACTUALLY SAVING THE TOWN. Youre writing your own death sentences and dont even realize it.

There are others way more suspicious than me so lay off. And stop it with the RETARDED arguements, youre making yourselves sound silly.

[Internet Stranger]

I forgot I already had a vote on Logain.

Unvote JD:
Vote: Logain

Thanks for the half assed rendition of a defense Logain. Im sure convinced.

[Werebear]

CORSATO - What were those special powers you said you'd get? I really didn't believe you until I saw for sure there was a SLH, but your claim at powers is still... odd.
LOGAIN - I hate it when people hint at roles like they're obvious. If you're going to allude to a role, that just makes some people get it, and some not. So, are you Smithers? Is that the name?
IS - You have switched votes a lot, but that seems to be your M.O. I think it's a riot whenever anyone says anything like "If IS has lasted this long in a game, he must be a bad guy", especially when there's three groups of killers.
s00th - Corsato came out as the cat before we even knew there was a SLH. I was the biggest advocate of catapulting Corsato, but SLH came out and supported him, and has since had his role proven, unfortunately. Your story could alternately be explained as "the serial killers is immune to alien attacks", and you jumped on the coincidence that the alien was killed to back up a false story of checking videotapes... because you couldn't speak, conveniently. However, at the moment I do believe you.

Right now my vote is still on Logain, until he comes forth and speaks plainly without dark hints... then I'm going to vote someone who hasn't claimed a role, as is *MY* M.O. Probably IS, because I've found how delightful it is to vote for him. Just kidding, IS! (maybe)

Werebear

[Werebear]

Whupps, didn't see page 2. I must be a retard. *G* sorry for reiterating what you said about Sooth, IS.

Werebear

[Internet Stranger]

Just serves to prove my point.

Dont we have any investigators left? The way things are going I would probably come out now and clear some innocents and possibly finger a bad guy. We dont have many rounds to go if the bad guys keep getting 2-3 kills a night.

Of course, the plebians will get the torches and pitchforks against me because I asked the cops to come out. You know, get them to actually be useful for a change?

[Corsato]

I was told that I would get some powers. The fact that I didn't get any powers yet makes me wonder if I will get them at all . It's probably triggered by something that happens, e.g. certain player dying, etc.

The logic that IS would be evil because they would have killed him is invalid for obvious reason's perfectly stated by both Werebear and IS.

[Logain]

Geez Werebear, start watching some Simpsons episodes

I'm Smithers. I was Mr.Burns' right hand man, but I quit my association with him to become an ordinary townie (background story, not part of the game) because I didn't agree with his mad plans. I am not sure, but I think, and I stress think, that Mr.Burns was supposed to be looking for me to try and get me to work for him again. Since he died, I'm pretty sure I'm safe now.

You can see why I wouldn't want to come forward right away. It would be like saying I'm Jaws from a James Bond mafia. Would I be the Jaws from the end of Moonraker or the Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me.

[Internet Stranger]

Or you could be the town traitor that would join the mafia if you were able to find them.

[Logain]

I personally have no skills, but I was led to believe that something could happen to me during the game based on other characters or events. What that was I have no clue except possibly what I posted above.

[Internet Stranger]

So then you join the mafia if they find you.

[Antrax]

quote:

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low posting <----------------> high posting
mafia<------------townie--------------> cop

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Lol, this would definitely go in my favourite mafia quotes.
Antrax

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I'm cool, really

[JDTAY]

Corsato - Snowball, the cat of the simpsons
Diplomat - Krusty the clown
DujRock -
JDTAY - Moe Szyslak
Logain - Smithers
IS -
jadesmar -
quercitron -
Soothsayer - Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Werebear - Groundkeeper Willy

vote: IS

Claim a role or something.

[This message has been edited by JDTAY (edited 07-26-2002 09:36 AM).]

[Internet Stranger]

Just because I know you idiots wont get off my ass.

Im Otto Mann, I drive the school bus. I dont have any specific ability, which seems to be the theme around here. I was told to wait around and see if any of the kids need a ride. My guess is that I would have helped out Bart or Lisa had they found me.

Happy now? Or should I draw this target on my back a little bigger?

[This message has been edited by Internet Stranger (edited 07-26-2002 10:12 AM).]

[Werebear]

So why would have a target on your back for announcing that you have a useless role? The more you post, IS, the more I want to vote for you. Maybe it's your abraisiveness...

Werebear

[Internet Stranger]

My point is that the bad guys are notoriously attacking people with known roles. By claiming a role, I put my own ass in danger. But youre right, they may leave me alone because im useless. Besides, I have great disdain for most players. Mainly because they never realize what an asset I am to the town.

[Werebear]

I think you have an extra "et" on your descriptive word, IS. And, why are you so helpful to the town, besides that you care enough to post, and often?

Werebear

[Internet Stranger]

Because im the greatest mafia hunter of course. Didnt you know that?

[Corsato]

lol @ IS

JDTay: What's your ability??

[JDTAY]

Corsato, I believe I mentioned that when I claimed the role yesterday.

[Werebear]

VOTE HISTORY - Internet Stranger (only roles of anyone dead have been filled in)

jeep, PROF. FRINK, DUFFMAN, HOMER SIMPSON, GRAMPA SIMPSON, LISA SIMPSON, THE ALIEN, MAGGIE SIMPSON, werebear, corsato, jdtay, RALPH WIGGAM, jeep, diplomat, jadesmar.

You only didn't vote for Bart, because he was killed, and Marge, I don't know why. This voting pattern doesn't look too great...

Werebear (this doesn't include any votes on the missing page 12)

[edited to change Tyenar to Ralph]


[This message has been edited by Werebear (edited 07-26-2002 11:39 AM).]

[Werebear]

Looking back at your post, JD, it's about as useless as a truckload of dead hyenas. "It had something to do with Barney Gumble"?

Werebear

[Logain]

Well Werebear, we have 10 people left. 7 have claimed roles, 3 haven't I think. We know we have 3 bad guys left, so we can either vote on those who haven't claimed a role or try and guess if anyone is lying about their role.

[Werebear]

Well, Logain, you have to remember we have at LEAST one cop out there who hasn't claimed a role. I think there's two out there. Please, let's not lynch them?

Werebear

[Internet Stranger]

Oh geesh, I followed bandwagons! Kill me now! What the hell is it with you people and utterly crappy reasonings?

If you even dare try to use this sham to implicate me, I suggest you check EVERYONE's voting patterns as well. What is it with this anti-IS conspiracy? You forced me to reveal myself yet it still doesnt satisfy you? Why do I have to go the extra mile to exonerate myself when others can say "Im townie" and everyone backs off?

SCREW.YOU.ALL

[Werebear]

I have the voting patterns of all the living, want them posted? And you're the one who complains every time someone attempts to bandwagon you!!! My, we're defensive!

Werebear

[jadesmar]

Were: Doesn't everyone complain when they are being bandwagoned? .. well except Diplomat I suppose.

[JDTAY]

[Internet Stranger]

Why yes, I want them posted. And Jadesmar is right, im being bandwagoned unfairly. Only from reputation. I have yet to see any concrete reason to vote for me other than personal petty grudges. So lay off it and stop being assholes.

You want to lynch me, find a good excuse and dont dive me none of this personal crap. I claimed my role yet you people want more, more, more. Yet you wonder why I want to beat you all with a sharp pointy stick sometimes.

[Werebear]

Yes, I do, but most of mine is trying to prove I'm innocent, or pointing out someone more deserving of a vote, not insulting, belittling, and name calling everyone.

Vote: IS

Werebear

[jadesmar]

keep voting: Logain
I still don't believe Smithers is not mafia.. convince me.

[Werebear]

it isn't pretty, and it doesn't include the missing page 12 or anything in this thread. Also, I make no guarantees. Feel free to point out errors, I don't think I made any, but who knows?

code:

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Corsato		HOMER,GRAMPA,LISA,ALIEN,quert,werebear,diplomat,


Diplomat	werebear,corsato,jdtay,RALPH,


DujRock		ALIEN,dujrock,werebear,werebear,jdtay,RALPH,


JDTAY		HOMER,sooth,FRINK,LISA,quert,RALPH,


Jeep		is,fosFRINK,chien,LISA,is,ALIEN,werebear,corsato,jdtay,


Logain		corsato,jdtay,


Mike_Amok	MAFIA,corsato,quert,


Internet Strngr jeep,FRINK,DUFFMAN,HOMER,GRAMPA,LISA,ALIEN,MAGGIE,WB,


Internet Strngr corsato,jdtay,RALPH,jeep,diplomat


Jadesmar 	


quercitron	HOMER,LISA,ALIEN,werebear,corsato,RALPH,diplomat,


Soothsayer	werebear,HOMER,chienfou,quert,RALPH,is,


Werebear	fosHOMER,MAFIA,chienfou,LISA,vinny,quert,corsato,


Werebear        corsato,jadesmar,jdtay,RALPH,diplomat,diplomat,

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mafia and alien names were replaced with 'mafia' amd 'alien' for clarity. Not that it helped. I really made it for personal use.

Werebear
[edit - Jadesmar's name got mixed in IS's votes]

[This message has been edited by Werebear (edited 07-26-2002 03:21 PM).]

[Internet Stranger]

See what I mean? None of you even care about saving the town. You just want to behold this little personal grudge of jealousy against me.

Werebear doesnt even post the voting patterns of everyone else. (Fine, so he just did) All he does is continue to chant the anti-IS mantra. You dont think I been through this before? Im innocent, no one has any proof of guilt against me, yet the mob presses forward. Why do you think I become beligerent?

You want me to beg for mercy? Because YOU ALL ARE WRONG? Geesh! This is insane. Youre willing to throw the game away because youre jealous of me!

I dont see you harassing the people who havent claimed a role. Any reason for that? Oh I know, its because you have a grudge against me. Thats all. You people dont even think im guilty!

[This message has been edited by Internet Stranger (edited 07-26-2002 11:53 AM).]

[Internet Stranger]

Looking at Werebear's list, all I see is mumbo-jumbo. I dont see any voting pattern that stands out above anyone elses. Everyone has about the same level of innocents vs mafias in there. And that doesnt include unknowns either.

More proof that this is an anti-IS conspiracy.

[Logain]

jadesmar and anyone else who doubts if I'm mafia, it's not like I can provide proof, but, 1) It shouldn't be the biggest issue to debate right now if you at least believe my role, because we know one of Fat Tony's group still remains...so that alone leaves the mafia group intact. 2) Mr.Burns recruited the mafia in his "block out the sun" scheme. In the cartoons that made Smithers leave him.

[jadesmar]

Were: Interesting, Are you
making up data?
IS has no vote for me.

I think he meant JDTAY
with the JD.
this haiku is really bad.

sorry.

[Internet Stranger]

Wait a second. What do you mean that the mafia group is intact? Who are you referring to? Besides, how do we know that you arent the last mafia member? I think thats what Jadesmar is getting at.

[Logain]

Just look at the numbers. There are 4 aliens and likewise there would be 4 mafia. There are 2 members in the show in Fat Tony's group...Legs and the other guy who someone else mentioned earlier that I can't remember.

[Internet Stranger]

Yea, but normally Mr. Burns isnt in the mafia either. How do we know "Mayor Quimby" didnt set it up as Fat Tony, Mr Burns, Legs and Smithers? In fact, that makes a lot of sense to me.

Any response to that?

[Logain]

yeah, because Mr.Burns hired the mafia. He would get his group of 3 men as his minions.

Originally posted by IS:

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Evil Roles:

Mafia goon (Mr Smithers perhaps?)
Alien Goon
Snake

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Originally posted by IS:

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How do we know "Mayor Quimby" didnt set it up as Fat Tony, Mr Burns, Legs and Smithers? In fact, that makes a lot of sense to me.

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So previously you made it sound like it was assumed the other mafia goon was included and Smither was only possibly evil. Now you change and say it only makes sense that the other guy isn't present and I am mafia You're sounding more and more guilty by the minute.

[Logain]

Oh, and Louie is the name of the other mafia henchman I believe.